The Complete and Total Emasculation of the French by the Royal Navy edition
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first for kstew
>there are people who find the fork so difficult to put down that they'd rather be obese
rlly makes u thnk x
Horatio?
you've just invited a small autistic army of French virgins to flood into this thread and spam screenshots of Wikipedia battle and war records of French victories
Good edition
Hm?
Fils de pute.
GAS
THE
FRENCH
lads
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business idea: dole sanctions for browsing websites that hinder you getting a job (e.g this one)
poo
*posts wikipedia screenshot of the 17th baron war*
haha I bet you feel silly now OP
>DAY WAN' UZ TA BEE A MEMBEH OV THE EU SINGAL MARKEDET TA HELP THE ESS JAY DOUBLE OOOZ
If you ejaculate you lose vital nutrients. I didn't wank for a week and felt great. I wanked on Wednesday and I got the worse cold ever. Stop watching porn.
Absolutely fantastic edition, proper 10/10. Never in all my years have I seen something as good as this. I only hope you can follow it up with an even greater edition, though I doubt such a thing is even conceivable.
might go lose some vital nutrients later
Can I summon some angry Germans as well then please?
good post
Got ID'd buying wine and didn't have any on me. I really wanted to get drunk tonight.
Just activated my almonds.
lads can I make my own internet?
>both sides ran out of ammunition
what exactly are they hoping to find?
i dont understand english
People who used the same fork to flip the bacon and eat it
What is the content of the Dead Sea Scrolls?
In philosophy and logic, an argument is a series of statements typically used to persuade someone of something or to present reasons for accepting a conclusion. The general form of an argument in a natural language is that of premises (typically in the form of propositions, statements or sentences) in support of a claim: the conclusion. The structure of some arguments can also be set out in a formal language, and formally defined "arguments" can be made independently of natural language arguments, as in math, logic, and computer science.
ah yes, the weekend
A warning that reading it will result in a lawsuit from Bethesda.
some words and shit
there is a man from france in this thread haha
ancient jewish secrets
why does he not post toot?
>attacking a moored enemy
>English """prowess""" at sea
>Want a gf
>Don't know how to get one
Going on tonight, everytime I come home without pulling I feel even worse
>Megan described her attacker as white, around 5ft 4ins, with a Salford accent.
Cheers. Glad there's such helpful lads on here.
>using a fork to eat bacon
>have the enemy out numbered and out gunned
>still get completely destroyed
>tfw feeling the same about life as a Rosbif
Mighty me, it can't get any worse can it?
Best of luck though.
>he doesn't see at least 1 Tesla car per day
imagine living in the north
As opposed to what? A fucking spoon?
>Melbourne was the only British Commonwealth naval vessel to sink two friendly warships in peacetime collisions
>The second occurred in the early morning of 3 June 1969, when Melbourne also rammed and sank the United States Navy (USN) destroyer USS Frank E. Evans in similar circumstances. 74 American personnel died ...
used to eat in that macca's when i was at uni. never got punched. had fireworks shot at me outside it though. fucking hated salford.
honhonhon I like to eat ze frog legs avec garlique
Meh, numbers won't ever matter though if the navy you're commanding is moored and cannot reciprocate cannon fire.
talking to girls would be a good start
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imagine imagining
desuarchive.org
scrolling down is like reading the ramblings of a mad man
why does he do it?
two pieces of bread, Rasheed
Comment pourtant sans être balayé par un "beurrrrk"?
mental
How do you start a conversation in a club?
Hell how do you even start one outside?
pêh
>508 results found.
Ah yes, very autistic
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mdr
Not bad.
Cheers.
*walks towards you*
Dutch navy > british navy > french navy
But french navy > dutch navy
have you considered maybe the club thing isn't for you
I know it sure isn't for me
Geez, let's not get rude either.
shit wrong pic
you see them but I drive them
Ran 6kilometres today, this getting fit thing is actually kinda fun. Don't have to talk to or interact with anyone and can just have a think to myself (usually about all the great quality /brit/ posts that really made me want to think but I didn't have time because I was fapping)
I'd say it really isn't for me, but all my friends go so I go too.
Honestly don't really know where else to meet women.
*walks towards you*
what about work or uni
>most recognizible posters of /brit/
>-thai chicANO poster
>-dumb pirate frog poster
>-toot poster from france
>-jorge from spain
>-the grandpa pirate virgins
>-fedora poster
mexicANO is fucking funny sometimes
Most notably, French cavalry > Dutch cavalry.
The Dutch Navy got molested out of existence by a drunken Scot lad. And capturing ships stuck in ice isn't very impressive.
found yer da's place of birth
maybe if you frogs weren't so predictable we wouldn't keep sinking your ships
What's your go-to greeting when meeting another man you don't know?
Mine seems to be "yalright fella?" in informal settings and "hi nice to meet to meet you" with a firm handshake in formal settings.
There remains though that the club is, of all these places, the only one where women are emphasizing that they are single and horny, and therefore can't brush you off with a sneaky "um sorry, i've got a bf love", which is what occurs when you approach them at uni.
>hi nice to meet to meet you
ah yes, the so-called autism
oi z'goan in formal settings and z'goan in informal settings
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>fella
oh dear
for fucks sake
Collected a tidy $2400 yesterday ngl
Gonna order some car parts
In an American setting?
"Hiya there? Everything good chap?"
>inb4 'autism'
>hi nice to meet to meet you
informal: "alright man/mate"
formal: "hi/hello"
the lad is looking for a gf not a one night fuck
it's easier to meet that type of girl in a more "serious" place than a club
this
>"Hiya there? Everything good chap?"
>hi nice to meet you
A'right (mate)?
>t.Essex
>hi nice to meet to meet you
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*surreptitiously opens flies*
PHWOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Ah yes... population is nearing 25 million.
Soon my free range Australian runts will be ready for harvest and glue production can begin...
>"How's she goin'?"
I think this is what everyone here says
>"Happy Holidays!"
WRONG.
>"Merry Christmas!"
Objectively correct.