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The Complete and Total Emasculation of the French by the Royal Navy edition

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first for kstew

>there are people who find the fork so difficult to put down that they'd rather be obese

rlly makes u thnk x

Horatio?

you've just invited a small autistic army of French virgins to flood into this thread and spam screenshots of Wikipedia battle and war records of French victories

Good edition

Hm?

Fils de pute.

GAS
THE
FRENCH
lads

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business idea: dole sanctions for browsing websites that hinder you getting a job (e.g this one)


poo

*posts wikipedia screenshot of the 17th baron war*
haha I bet you feel silly now OP

>DAY WAN' UZ TA BEE A MEMBEH OV THE EU SINGAL MARKEDET TA HELP THE ESS JAY DOUBLE OOOZ

If you ejaculate you lose vital nutrients. I didn't wank for a week and felt great. I wanked on Wednesday and I got the worse cold ever. Stop watching porn.

Absolutely fantastic edition, proper 10/10. Never in all my years have I seen something as good as this. I only hope you can follow it up with an even greater edition, though I doubt such a thing is even conceivable.

might go lose some vital nutrients later

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Can I summon some angry Germans as well then please?

good post

Got ID'd buying wine and didn't have any on me. I really wanted to get drunk tonight.

Just activated my almonds.

lads can I make my own internet?

>both sides ran out of ammunition

what exactly are they hoping to find?

i dont understand english

People who used the same fork to flip the bacon and eat it

What is the content of the Dead Sea Scrolls?

In philosophy and logic, an argument is a series of statements typically used to persuade someone of something or to present reasons for accepting a conclusion. The general form of an argument in a natural language is that of premises (typically in the form of propositions, statements or sentences) in support of a claim: the conclusion. The structure of some arguments can also be set out in a formal language, and formally defined "arguments" can be made independently of natural language arguments, as in math, logic, and computer science.

ah yes, the weekend

A warning that reading it will result in a lawsuit from Bethesda.

some words and shit

there is a man from france in this thread haha

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LONDONERS BTFO

ancient jewish secrets

why does he not post toot?

>attacking a moored enemy
>English """prowess""" at sea

>Want a gf
>Don't know how to get one

Going on tonight, everytime I come home without pulling I feel even worse

>Megan described her attacker as white, around 5ft 4ins, with a Salford accent.

Cheers. Glad there's such helpful lads on here.

>using a fork to eat bacon

>have the enemy out numbered and out gunned
>still get completely destroyed

>tfw feeling the same about life as a Rosbif
Mighty me, it can't get any worse can it?

Best of luck though.

>he doesn't see at least 1 Tesla car per day

imagine living in the north

As opposed to what? A fucking spoon?

>Melbourne was the only British Commonwealth naval vessel to sink two friendly warships in peacetime collisions
>The second occurred in the early morning of 3 June 1969, when Melbourne also rammed and sank the United States Navy (USN) destroyer USS Frank E. Evans in similar circumstances. 74 American personnel died ...

used to eat in that macca's when i was at uni. never got punched. had fireworks shot at me outside it though. fucking hated salford.

honhonhon I like to eat ze frog legs avec garlique

Meh, numbers won't ever matter though if the navy you're commanding is moored and cannot reciprocate cannon fire.

talking to girls would be a good start

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imagine imagining

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scrolling down is like reading the ramblings of a mad man

why does he do it?

two pieces of bread, Rasheed

Comment pourtant sans être balayé par un "beurrrrk"?

mental

How do you start a conversation in a club?

Hell how do you even start one outside?

pêh

>508 results found.
Ah yes, very autistic

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mdr

Not bad.

Cheers.

*walks towards you*

Dutch navy > british navy > french navy

But french navy > dutch navy

have you considered maybe the club thing isn't for you

I know it sure isn't for me

Geez, let's not get rude either.

shit wrong pic

you see them but I drive them

Ran 6kilometres today, this getting fit thing is actually kinda fun. Don't have to talk to or interact with anyone and can just have a think to myself (usually about all the great quality /brit/ posts that really made me want to think but I didn't have time because I was fapping)

I'd say it really isn't for me, but all my friends go so I go too.

Honestly don't really know where else to meet women.

*walks towards you*

what about work or uni

>most recognizible posters of /brit/
>-thai chicANO poster
>-dumb pirate frog poster
>-toot poster from france
>-jorge from spain
>-the grandpa pirate virgins
>-fedora poster

mexicANO is fucking funny sometimes

Most notably, French cavalry > Dutch cavalry.

The Dutch Navy got molested out of existence by a drunken Scot lad. And capturing ships stuck in ice isn't very impressive.

found yer da's place of birth

maybe if you frogs weren't so predictable we wouldn't keep sinking your ships

What's your go-to greeting when meeting another man you don't know?

Mine seems to be "yalright fella?" in informal settings and "hi nice to meet to meet you" with a firm handshake in formal settings.

There remains though that the club is, of all these places, the only one where women are emphasizing that they are single and horny, and therefore can't brush you off with a sneaky "um sorry, i've got a bf love", which is what occurs when you approach them at uni.

>hi nice to meet to meet you
ah yes, the so-called autism

oi z'goan in formal settings and z'goan in informal settings

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>fella
oh dear

for fucks sake

Collected a tidy $2400 yesterday ngl

Gonna order some car parts

In an American setting?
"Hiya there? Everything good chap?"

>inb4 'autism'

>hi nice to meet to meet you

informal: "alright man/mate"
formal: "hi/hello"

the lad is looking for a gf not a one night fuck
it's easier to meet that type of girl in a more "serious" place than a club

this

>"Hiya there? Everything good chap?"

>hi nice to meet you

A'right (mate)?

>t.Essex

>hi nice to meet to meet you

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*surreptitiously opens flies*

PHWOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ah yes... population is nearing 25 million.

Soon my free range Australian runts will be ready for harvest and glue production can begin...

>"How's she goin'?"

I think this is what everyone here says

>"Happy Holidays!"
WRONG.

>"Merry Christmas!"
Objectively correct.