OFFICIAL FRUIT POWER RANKINGS

1. Banana
2. Apple
3. Mango
4. Strawberry
5. Kiwifruit
6. Peach
7. Cherry
8. Lemon
9. Orange
10. Pineapple
11. Grape
12. Blueberry
13. Prune
14. Avocado
15. Pear
16. Raspberry
17. Tomato
18. Watermelon
19. Nectarine
20. Passionfruit
21. Plum
22. Starfruit
23. Honeydew
24. Loganberry
25. Dragonfruit
26. Apricot
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28. Papaya
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30. Durian
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32. Pomegranate
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34. Litchy
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36. Tamarind
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38. Guava
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102. Fig
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386. Grapefruit
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9001. Cantaloupe
9002. Pumpkin


Honorable mention

- Aaron Rodgers
- The Beard
- Longan
- Rambutan
- Tamarillo
- Blackberry
- Goji Berry
- Tangerine
- Jabotacaba
- Fruit Cocktail
- Guanabana
- OP
- Loganberry
- Orpples
- Soursop
- Cheesefruit
- Honeydew
- Dirk Nowitzki
- Justin Beiber
- Acai

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Mango and grapes way too high
Pineapple and pear way too low
Grapefeuit criminally underrated

>1. Banana
Stopped reading right there.

>this list
errytime
Good meme. Also banana is a shit. And raspberry and blueberry need to be at least top 5.

in what universe is banana better than pineapple

fucking hell lad are you a homo?

>1. Raspberries
>2. Saskatoons
>3. Strawberries
>4. Rhubarb

>pineapple internet defence force out in numbers again
sorry but it's a memefruit and nothing more. a banana has literally everything you want in a fruit, it even comes with its own easy-open carry case. reassess your lives.

wtf is a saskatoon pierre?

Bananas also taste like mushy shit after the first 2 bites so have fun getting nauseous every time you have one.

Anyone that prefers Bananas to Pineapples is a chimp that's yet to escape his primal roots and enter society.

>a banana has literally everything you want in a fruit
Except tasting good

Mango should be number one nigga

Ain't no other sonnabitch tasty as dat mufugga

shit taste
shit texture

only good for lesser primates like chimps and yourself

Banana is really the ultimate meme fruit, it barely even resembles other fruits with its inedible skin and unique texture.

Number one fruit is objectively tomato
if you have any questions please send a letter to the following postal address:

Into the Trash
Any Street
Any Town

Which variety though? Beefsteak imo.

It makes me laugh how defenders of reddit: the fruit say bananas taste bad. Have you not tasted your spiky piece of shit? It literally tastes like acid. Enjoy dissolving your teeth.

>redcurrant not at 1
GOAT fruit, fresh or frozen

>1. Banana
>2. Apple

>It makes me laugh how defenders of reddit: the fruit say bananas taste bad.
I'm not defending pineapple. Banana still a shit.

Meanwhile, your favorite fruit is most famous for its undying association with chimps, and literally being shoved up the ass of a fat, rebbitcuck youtuber, the whole of which was filmed and distributed across the Internet.

30 BANANAS A DAY

Swap Orange and Apple and drop Strawberry into the irrelevant numbers, get Watermelon in the top 10. Strawberries are so fucking overrated.

Also
>Guava that low

>mango is not #1
delet

>1. Banana
way to out yourself as a homo

>Pineapple not top 3
>Passionfruit that low
>Guava that low
If anything this thread has reminded me how good fruit is

>Grapefruit that low
What's it like being 5

Tomato is undisputed #1

>pear that low
>fucking lemon that high
>tomato LOL

a good tasting orange,peach or pear blows any other fruit the fuck out

Cant help but notice all the patrician fruits are low on your list. Truly OP is a fruit plebeian.

>watermelon not in the top 3

>9001. Cantaloupe

Kill yourself.

pineapple is the most disgusting fruit there is

>watermelon
>top 10
Watermelon shouldn't even be in the top 30.

is this a cheeky Freely thread?

Pineapple is easily top 3

Is it true that more than about 8 bananas a day could kill you because of too much potassium?

god tier
straw, rasp, black, blueberry
apple
orange and its meme variants
cherry
pineapple
grape
watermelon
plum
pomegranite
pear

shit iter
everything else

Durian higher than pomegranate and Lychee. user pls.

The biggest fruit is obviously OP

well, it is the most user friendly fruit out there. the go-to fruit on the go. excellent for physical activity. and you dont have to worry about sticky fruit juice on your hands.

>frozen raspberries not #1
>hormone-altered giant blackberries not #2

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAD

Apple is undisputed champion.

>this shit taste
It is the quenchiest of fruits plus it tastes heavenly. There is no better fruit for a hot summer day than a watermelon.

grape, blueberry, pear, tomato, plum should be higher
banana down to about 7-10
cherry down to 15-20

avacado a shit

Lettuce is better than any fruit.
Its so good I eat 10 pounds of it a day.
youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng

Official OP's favorite food power rankings:
1. Bananas
2. Cucumbers
3. Croissants
4. Squash
5. Sausages

>muh cantaloupe and honeydew

Fucking fruit salad filler material, apple, grape, watermelon and pineapple are the real fucking stars and everyone knows it

Are fruits an sport?

Watermelon is SHIT.

It's 75% water, 15% seeds, and 10% actual fucking taste.

I literally have not seen a seeded Watermelon in stores in about a decade.

>1. Banana

HAHAHA THAT'S GAY HAHAHA

HAHAHA

HAHAHA

Power Rankings have always been a sport.

EL CHILENO

>vegans have to eat over 10 pounds of vegetables to not die from malnutrition

kek

Bananas are the best, did you know you are supposed to eat the peel too?

youtube.com/watch?v=kdh8lCLzM4w

>75% water
Hence the name. Its the best thirst quencher for that reason, always so fawkin joocy.
>15% seeds
Not a bad thing. At least you're not eating lab shit like this guy>10% actual fucking taste
Perfect amount, makes it a great team player in salads and is a top tier alternative to most fruit, which tend to overdo it in this department. Plus that taste is great.

>There is no better fruit for a hot summer day than a watermelon.
>he never had frozen blueberries

Passion fruit is a meme. Grapefruit is da bomb.

>eating lab shit

So artificial and selective breeding is somehow unhealthy?
I guess you refuse to eat 99% of vegetables and fruit out there?
Like the fact that Brocolli and Cauliflower are just modified kale, and that every banana you eat is a man made clone seed.
Look at what "natural" bananas that havent been artificially modified. They are sour and filled with hard seeds.

bump

>ranking the based peach anywhere but 1

Orange is the king of fruit. Tasty, juicy, full of vitamins, easy to use, cheap.

didn't know ur dad was called orange lmao

kek'd desu

>blackberry unranked and on the honorable mentions

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> 14. Avocado
>plebs will never have the pleasure of eating a fried egg out of an avocado with vinaigrette, salt, and pepper
Sad desu

Mangosteen should be #1, but you non cultured fags probebly never herd of it or can't afford it.

mango is the goat fruit and its not even close