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>yfw Shittsburgh gets served soon

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WHL is shit lmao

2nd for elite defence

>honeybaked
>wheat kings

why are amateur sports teams so obsessed with cereal

1. Rye
2. Oats
3. Barley
4. Wheat

He's going to get almost no ice time. Koekkek got almost all of his minutes after the first last game.

Since 1990
WHL: 11
OHL: 8

OP is a nigger lover

>this triggers the Americans to play the blame game

did he make it out of russia

trump got the nomination today chief there's nothing your meme countries can do to bring me down

There are two possibilities. Either he made it, or got caught and got sent to a siberian gulag without Putin teeling anyone about it

>not knowing that Hillary will win anyway

why doesn't seattle have a franchise

At least our country has patriotism

I legit don't know

But Seattle was basically like Little Rock Arkansas tier as far as famous cities go until less than a decade ago when white flight took place in California and they embraced the hipster shit eating culture.

They're notoriety comes from and only comes from the Seahawks being good. We need to remember that.
It's a meme city

I'd probably think of a Shitsconsin franchise first but they are up their.

>implying that matters with Hillary in office

because none of their teams get attendance for more than 3 years at a time. they're basically tampa

It was pretty big when grunge was big.

>sweden is so cucked they think every other country will cuck themselves
this isn't canada

>sharks trade dylan sadowy to red wings for 3rd rounder in 2017

he's going to become elite now, isn't he

Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

>But Seattle was basically like Little Rock Arkansas tier as far as famous cities go until less than a decade ago
>less than a decade ago

go away 12 year old. I'm not even from the West coast and this is patently untrue for anyone that's ever taken a history class or been exposed to TV/music.

Go to Sup Forums you fucking shitters

>signing this slob

Silfverberg confirmed one as of the 7 that will be added to the Swedish Bettman Cup team tomorrow.

Something tells me he's not the only Anaheim player...

>Seattle was basically like Little Rock Arkansas tier as far as famous cities go until less than a decade ago
As a foreigner, Seattle has been mainstream to us since the '90s.

Grunge and Sub-Pop blew the city up.
Seahawks have also made it relevant again.

literally any canadian team

How will she resist him? Or just one look from Putin

He is so hot

what about this

nirvana was two decades ago m8

Just a reminder that Ottawa is such a meme team that they will probably retire Chris Phillips number

>Jewish defensemen

Wew, Sweden

dead eyes

that's the face of a man that sold his soul to the devil

not hot

Silfverberg is not jewish in Sweden


Generally the jews will have german or slavic sounding surnames like Epstein, Wolodarski etc.

>retiring someone who took all cup hopes

that would be sad and hilarious at the same time
>picture partly related
maybe one day, but not with the sens most likely

They have a cool logo though

lolno

remember this?

yeah it was pretty gay

>the shitty of Vancougher Cantpucks

>ruskie mad at Pittsburgh

Kek, stay mad 3rd worlder

...

Hello /hoc/, I'd like to Wish you and yours the very happiest of Blots Elimination Days.

>tfw severe thunderstorm right now
its a sign, we don't normally get much rain here in Colorado.

Bolts will win. Bet on Tampa, the magic is with them today.

>state of hockey
>no cups
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

You spelled Pongs wrong but we will forgive you.

>LAFFS
>1967

67 CONFIRMS LAFFS WILL NEVER BE GREAT

NO STAMKOS
MATTHEWS BUST
MARNER BUST
NYLANDER CAREER ENDED
RIELLY DEMANDS TRADE

I hope they draft a Finn to ruin instead of Memethews desu.

>93
FUGGGGGGGGGG

FUCK OFF

>laffs

is there a fanbase more delusional?
answer: no

Finland is more delusional tbqh
Finland is the leafs of countries

don't give a fuck about Matthews and Laine. Just let Pulju be happy america.

THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR, FAGGOT, WE JUST HAVE TO BEAT SHITSBURGH AND WE MAKE IT TO THE SCF! THEN ONLY THE SHARKS STAND IN OUR WAY!

Will they make the cut for the World Cup?

Shut your fucking mouth.

DELETE THIS

Laine yes
Mattbust no

But they do have a CHL franchise.

>Fanbase knows the team is shit and wants to tank
>Delusional

>Fanbase thinks it has IIHF on lock
>Not recognising they always choke in finals

Finland has 3 forward spots open and one will go for sure to Haula. 2 Spots and a load of players, i think Laine won't make it but aho will make it.

Matthews better than Laine and wont even make the underager team

pff they will be BFF

>outplayed in every head to head tournament
>1 year older
>somehow better
kek, leafs delusion everyone.

Pulju will melt tortorellas cold heart with his childlike wonder and innocence, and turts will be a mellow fellow after

He pick pocketed Laine and assisted a goal.

Laine was scoreless head2head against Memethews.

...

Game 7s are so stressful

damn I wasted those trips

whatever Vasy is going to get a shutout tonight

and polak pick pocketed tarasenko so i guess he's better now.

Faired better in a harder league. But dont take my word for it, the fact almost every pro scout has Matthews as #1 is enough.

>(you)

*this triggers the finn*

Memetrophy tbqh

>next CHL Champions confirmed

>pro scout says so
this is exactly the logic that led Aho being picked 33rd while being the second best player on the draft or Mackinnon being taken over barkov or ristolainen picked at 8th. Don't believe them.

Reminder that you can't worry the Murray

I remember that meme team from a couple of years ago

I shouldnt stay up for this but im going to

and I remember this too well

delete

You are all great people

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First UK team to win in the CHL

thanks mr Funland

and best CHL thing ever goes to..
>pic related

we should star a yuro /hoc/

pls do and take Finland with you

That would be comfy as heck

Feel free to start a whole yuro/sp/ while you are at it.

me and you

Could be good.

Dont suppose you know anything about pic related?

Not sure about that idea
Is there even any hokkei going on in europe anywhere?

>pic related

>canlets

sup scott

>all American/Canadian plus the occasional Aussie /hoc/
Not okay with this

>not enjoying primo north american offseason shitposting

Shit is gonna get weird in here when the playoffs end

Your party wants to be just like the meme country, you fucking gop retard. they've been literally been comparing trump to putin.

>good goy liberal doesn't want to make the establishment upset

>Australia cups
0
>Australia hockey golds
0
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