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lads

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Now 5000% more readable innit

various subjects

goolies currently airing out

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great stuff

lads got a question
what is mansplaining? and what is manspreading?

saw both of those words in guardian opinion titles whilst looking for funny articles to post here

but neither of them explained what they were in anything but vague terms

Am I British lads?

thought?

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>liciscki has been indoctrinated to be a communist who wants to kill white people

lisicki this isn't america lad

tell your grandma she's a slut

>Eastern Orthodox consider themselves Catholics
mmm no, no way.
However, yes we're closer to you than Protestants. A lot of talk with the Patriarch and the Pope recently about rejoining the Churches. Not sure if I can see it.

Finna to drop my new mixtape

Check out Cleanbois - Latex Lifestyle on soundcloud if u 'bout it

stellar post

this better be a joke

If you're 20+ and still a khhv you either have aspergers or you're still scared to leave your comfort zone and probably scared of intimacy, which is basically saying you have aspergers either way desu

state of higher education in this country

realised I don't really respect women

Aoow

>mansplaining
explaining something using facts

>manspreading
sitting with your legs apart

both are tumblr terms that you should never use

hmm...
nope!

screaming

>mmm no, no way
>Eastern Orthodox Church considers itself to be both orthodox and catholic. Doctrine of Catholicity of the Church, as derived from the Nicene Creed, is essential to Eastern Orthodox Ecclesiology.
Confirmed for being a dirty fucking Protestant with absolutely no clue what he's talking about.

Do try not to embarrass yourself like this in future.

she's dead

excellent post

reading about wood drying in wikipedia

state of my life 2bh

business idea: fake my own death to see who actually turns up to my funeral

>>mansplaining
>explaining something using facts
whaaaaaaaaat??????

>>manspreading
>sitting with your legs apart
I'm very confused to say the least

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>/brit/ is full of alt-right kids who believe in white genocide

grow up.

>being a catholic zealot on a burmese car sales forum
aaah yes.

why marry an irish

seems more trouble than it's worth 2bqh

Got my cock out again boys

*shakes it about a bit*

1/4 british innit

alri tom sawyer

>believing in any genocide
bit naive desu

fine guess I'll have to do it myself

*slits wrist*

going to fuck your nan up pisser when I se-uurrhhh......

state of those flags

typically men sit with their legs apart so as to not squash the spuds
not me though, the boys enjoy a good crushing

>Quick, quick, try to deflect away from my retardation!
Pathetic damage control.

giz us the temple desu la I feel like doing this one now

never done it before

going to watch 'The Maltese Falcon' (Huston, 1941)

Reference list:

Huston, J. 1941, 'The Maltese Falcon', Warner Bros, LA

HOWLING

how does this work?

lost the template someone else has to fetch it

Ahh yes.
The Grenadian referendum was a huge success I see.

Catholic mass attendance is higher than anglican mass attendance in the UK

hows that uncle of yours doing? Had to get him cremated so we wouldn't piss on his grave? sad!

Last winter my mum and dad took me on a cruise holiday. They've been on cruises before but I'd never been on one but it was a free holiday so I thought yeah why not, can't be that bad. It wasn't through the Mediterranean though, it was up through Scandinavia taking us through the Norwegian fjords. First few days were alright, there were some qts on the ship to ogle (mainly coffin-dodgers though). But it was on the third day that I started to get ideas. Just being on the ship you really get a sense for the sheer scale and power of the machine. It's literally thousands of tonnes of steel and iron forging through the water. All that energy going to waste when it could be fulfilling its true purpose. So on the third night when my parents were out at the bar before going to a show I walked around the deck by myself. I found a quiet spot at the rear of the ship and quietly hopped over the starboard rail. The fall was longer than I expected and the air was cold on my face. When I hit the water my left ankle broke immediately but I could still move. I knew I had only a matter of seconds before my body went into shock. Quickly I felt myself pulled under by the powerful eddies generated by the ship's motion. Under the water I had barely any time but managed to remove my jeans and boxers just microseconds before my now-saturated ballsack was chopped cleanly in two by the ship's razor sharp rudder.

>mansplaining
I think it just means patronising.

pakistani gets british citizenship in England probably

should really be a british flag there 2bh

a paki born in england

>not using place of birth

>catholic zealot thinks that every single person is knowledgeable on their churches politics.
ahhh yessssss

That doesn't make it a Catholic country lad

Leave england alone 2bqh

hello racist

My entire family tree looks like this with some female variety 2bh

None of us have EVER moved north.

If a dog has a litter of puppies in a stable, does that make them horses?

That's it. Dig that grave. Let me watch you sink yourself.

When your opponent is making a mistake, do not interrupt him.

Keep going. Keep embarrassing yourself, prod.

Far too many tricolours mate

family tree wanker loves his family tree

>lisicki comes into uni normal
>comes out wanting to kill every white person he sees

ah yes western universities

how do you even manage to go back that far

I only know my great grandparents because I asked my grandparents

>random cheeky Dane

slightly above avg quality post

I'm todays Tom Sawyer 2bh

No?
Why do you ask?

>not filtering it
makes /brit/ much better tbqh

i was a bitter virgin going into uni la'

r8

>actually believing that shit

Shan't be responding to the catholic zealot.
Must be a poortherner if he desperately clings onto his religion.

what state

How often do you get your hair cut

>tfw grandfather is half saudi

I'm white as a sheet with blue eyes but my eyes are kinda thin and people think I'm half Italian during summer

yeah but everything else changed

>he doesn't think grey eyes are the best eyes

creasing

I was just wondering how people come up with it

surely the person who made the original must have known

interesting how that works innit

our unis also get quotas of minorities from each area that they HAVE to accept. They get screwed financially if they don't bring in [x amount] of black kids from [whatever county] every year.

VA

>grandfather is half saudi
you deserve to be executed desu
no offence

just over once a month? I don't have a schedule for it, I just go when it starts getting curly

>Hammond has brown eyes

ah yes west england and ireland

by grey I assume you mean dark blue?

Got it right here lads

>my eyes are kinda thin
???

are you fucking colourblind lad

Why must they have? You can literally make up any shit you want .

Whats some povvo food i can buy? Like noodles, tins of beans etc

There's a good lad

massive tune

youtube.com/watch?v=w1oM3kQpXRo

who /slavicbalkanlatin/ admixture here?

mousetraps are useful if you want to catch your food

alri pierre

yeah but why go to the effort of making it if you're just going to make some random shit up

for fun?

noodles and tins of beans

hopefully no-one

>tfw predominantly recent eastern european blood
ah yes

why aussies are gay nonces?

Am I English?