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great stuff
lads got a question
what is mansplaining? and what is manspreading?
saw both of those words in guardian opinion titles whilst looking for funny articles to post here
but neither of them explained what they were in anything but vague terms
Am I British lads?
thought?
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>liciscki has been indoctrinated to be a communist who wants to kill white people
lisicki this isn't america lad
tell your grandma she's a slut
>Eastern Orthodox consider themselves Catholics
mmm no, no way.
However, yes we're closer to you than Protestants. A lot of talk with the Patriarch and the Pope recently about rejoining the Churches. Not sure if I can see it.
Finna to drop my new mixtape
Check out Cleanbois - Latex Lifestyle on soundcloud if u 'bout it
stellar post
this better be a joke
If you're 20+ and still a khhv you either have aspergers or you're still scared to leave your comfort zone and probably scared of intimacy, which is basically saying you have aspergers either way desu
state of higher education in this country
realised I don't really respect women
Aoow
>mansplaining
explaining something using facts
>manspreading
sitting with your legs apart
both are tumblr terms that you should never use
hmm...
nope!
screaming
>mmm no, no way
>Eastern Orthodox Church considers itself to be both orthodox and catholic. Doctrine of Catholicity of the Church, as derived from the Nicene Creed, is essential to Eastern Orthodox Ecclesiology.
Confirmed for being a dirty fucking Protestant with absolutely no clue what he's talking about.
Do try not to embarrass yourself like this in future.
she's dead
excellent post
reading about wood drying in wikipedia
state of my life 2bh
business idea: fake my own death to see who actually turns up to my funeral
>>mansplaining
>explaining something using facts
whaaaaaaaaat??????
>>manspreading
>sitting with your legs apart
I'm very confused to say the least
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>/brit/ is full of alt-right kids who believe in white genocide
grow up.
>being a catholic zealot on a burmese car sales forum
aaah yes.
why marry an irish
seems more trouble than it's worth 2bqh
Got my cock out again boys
*shakes it about a bit*
1/4 british innit
alri tom sawyer
>believing in any genocide
bit naive desu
fine guess I'll have to do it myself
*slits wrist*
going to fuck your nan up pisser when I se-uurrhhh......
state of those flags
typically men sit with their legs apart so as to not squash the spuds
not me though, the boys enjoy a good crushing
>Quick, quick, try to deflect away from my retardation!
Pathetic damage control.
giz us the temple desu la I feel like doing this one now
never done it before
going to watch 'The Maltese Falcon' (Huston, 1941)
Reference list:
Huston, J. 1941, 'The Maltese Falcon', Warner Bros, LA
HOWLING
how does this work?
lost the template someone else has to fetch it
Ahh yes.
The Grenadian referendum was a huge success I see.
Catholic mass attendance is higher than anglican mass attendance in the UK
hows that uncle of yours doing? Had to get him cremated so we wouldn't piss on his grave? sad!
Last winter my mum and dad took me on a cruise holiday. They've been on cruises before but I'd never been on one but it was a free holiday so I thought yeah why not, can't be that bad. It wasn't through the Mediterranean though, it was up through Scandinavia taking us through the Norwegian fjords. First few days were alright, there were some qts on the ship to ogle (mainly coffin-dodgers though). But it was on the third day that I started to get ideas. Just being on the ship you really get a sense for the sheer scale and power of the machine. It's literally thousands of tonnes of steel and iron forging through the water. All that energy going to waste when it could be fulfilling its true purpose. So on the third night when my parents were out at the bar before going to a show I walked around the deck by myself. I found a quiet spot at the rear of the ship and quietly hopped over the starboard rail. The fall was longer than I expected and the air was cold on my face. When I hit the water my left ankle broke immediately but I could still move. I knew I had only a matter of seconds before my body went into shock. Quickly I felt myself pulled under by the powerful eddies generated by the ship's motion. Under the water I had barely any time but managed to remove my jeans and boxers just microseconds before my now-saturated ballsack was chopped cleanly in two by the ship's razor sharp rudder.
>mansplaining
I think it just means patronising.
pakistani gets british citizenship in England probably
should really be a british flag there 2bh
a paki born in england
>not using place of birth
>catholic zealot thinks that every single person is knowledgeable on their churches politics.
ahhh yessssss
That doesn't make it a Catholic country lad
Leave england alone 2bqh
hello racist
My entire family tree looks like this with some female variety 2bh
None of us have EVER moved north.
If a dog has a litter of puppies in a stable, does that make them horses?
That's it. Dig that grave. Let me watch you sink yourself.
When your opponent is making a mistake, do not interrupt him.
Keep going. Keep embarrassing yourself, prod.
Far too many tricolours mate
family tree wanker loves his family tree
>lisicki comes into uni normal
>comes out wanting to kill every white person he sees
ah yes western universities
how do you even manage to go back that far
I only know my great grandparents because I asked my grandparents
>random cheeky Dane
slightly above avg quality post
I'm todays Tom Sawyer 2bh
No?
Why do you ask?
>not filtering it
makes /brit/ much better tbqh
i was a bitter virgin going into uni la'
r8
>actually believing that shit
Shan't be responding to the catholic zealot.
Must be a poortherner if he desperately clings onto his religion.
what state
How often do you get your hair cut
>tfw grandfather is half saudi
I'm white as a sheet with blue eyes but my eyes are kinda thin and people think I'm half Italian during summer
yeah but everything else changed
>he doesn't think grey eyes are the best eyes
creasing
I was just wondering how people come up with it
surely the person who made the original must have known
interesting how that works innit
our unis also get quotas of minorities from each area that they HAVE to accept. They get screwed financially if they don't bring in [x amount] of black kids from [whatever county] every year.
VA
>grandfather is half saudi
you deserve to be executed desu
no offence
just over once a month? I don't have a schedule for it, I just go when it starts getting curly
>Hammond has brown eyes
ah yes west england and ireland
by grey I assume you mean dark blue?
Got it right here lads
>my eyes are kinda thin
???
are you fucking colourblind lad
Why must they have? You can literally make up any shit you want .
Whats some povvo food i can buy? Like noodles, tins of beans etc
There's a good lad
massive tune
who /slavicbalkanlatin/ admixture here?
mousetraps are useful if you want to catch your food
alri pierre
yeah but why go to the effort of making it if you're just going to make some random shit up
for fun?
noodles and tins of beans
hopefully no-one
>tfw predominantly recent eastern european blood
ah yes
why aussies are gay nonces?
Am I English?