Italian is the best language in the world
Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't
Italian is the best language in the world
it's not english
This
pizza pizza bambino amore salamiiii
>italian best language
>speaks english
Cucked
>not finnish
>romance languages don't have 15 grammatical cases
why live
i speak english because i know barbarian tribes might not speak italian. yet
zitto animale
That's not how it works. You need to force your language onto them.
jokes aside i want to learn italian but then I remember it has no purpose
well you arent wrong
...
it's a disgusting language, kill yourself please.
>be romanz and shiet
>diffuse latin to the barbarian world
>get trashed by mongolians
>disappear from the map as an empire
>latin still taught in schools centuries later
>mfw
latin is true god tier language, if you speak anything else you are just a monkey in human skin
dont be ashamed of your heritage, fratello
B-bonjour
Italian is the best language on continental Europe imo tbqh.
argentina: 101% amerindian
spaghettifaggot
t. Antonio Rossi in denial
grew up to a single nigga mom fertilized by some spaghetti who did hit and run?
shut up
italian is a poor man's catalan
i will now quote the father of italian:
"O animal grazïoso e benigno
che visitando vai per l’aere perso
noi che tignemmo il mondo di sanguigno,
se fosse amico il re de l’universo,
noi pregheremmo lui de la tua pace,
poi c’ hai pietà del nostro mal perverso.
Di quel che udire e che parlar vi piace,
noi udiremo e parleremo a voi,
mentre che ’l vento, come fa, ci tace.
Siede la terra dove nata fui
su la marina dove ’l Po discende
per aver pace co’ seguaci sui.
Amor, ch'al cor gentil ratto s'apprende,
prese costui de la bella persona
che mi fu tolta; e 'l modo ancor m'offende.
Amor, ch’a nullo amato amar perdona,
mi prese del costui piacer sì forte,
che, come vedi, ancor non m’abbandona.
Amor condusse noi ad una morte.
Caina attende chi a vita ci spense".
Queste parole da lor ci fuor porte.
dumb frogposter cancer
Cazzo!
Manma Mia
Per favor
t. Miguel Scognamiglio
my name is magali though, and fuck you i'm not going to reply to your bait shit anymore luigi
don't lose time on a board that prefers tits over ass or cats over dogs. It's full of plebs in here.
youtube.com
I like this Italian song
entry level Faber
>tits over ass
Depends on the tits and ass 2bh
>or cats over dogs
Dogs are objectively better animals I agree
forgot link, from his best album 2bh
Cool. I don't understand Italian but it sounds nice.
it's Ligurian dialect, it sounds nice tho.
Romanian is better honestly
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t. Giovanni Fiorentini
t. Juan Carlos Magali
I love Italy and italian.
Pls let me in when my italian passport arrives. Campania is Switzerland compared to niggertina :^)
If its so great then why did you have to learn how to speak english?
Checkmate
It's pretty good
>Italian language
Don't lie, Italians communicate in nothing but hand gestures and shouting
If you rate ass over tits you're either african or american, or both
>african or american, or both
Is there a difference?
youtube.com
How can other languages even compete?
Borgo de vici! A la mordina en la pasto fresco mi amici, forfullo bobandy!
so poetic
t. faggot
dute-n pizda mă-tii
You have to go back Alexandru
Voglio scopare
Uè uè uè appost guagliu'? Haha, nient'
t. Salvatore Benincasaniello
ciao lavapiatti
mongolian languages are clearly superior
Brazilian Portuguese is better, check it out:
youtube.com
Às vezes no silêncio da noite
Eu fico imaginando nós dois
Eu fico ali sonhando acordado
Juntando o antes, o agora e o depois
Por que você me deixa tão solto?
Por que você não cola em mim?
Tô me sentindo muito sozinho
Não sou nem quero ser o seu dono
É que um carinho às vezes cai bem
Eu tenho meus desejos e planos secretos
Só abro pra você mais ninguém
Por que você me esquece e some?
E se eu me interessar por alguém?
E se ela, de repente, me ganha?
Quando a gente gosta
É claro que a gente cuida
Fala que me ama
Só que é da boca pra fora
Ou você me engana
Ou não está madura
Onde está você agora?
Quando a gente gosta
É claro que a gente cuida
Fala que me ama
Só que é da boca pra fora
Ou você me engana
Ou não está madura
Onde está você agora?
>lavapiatti
o'sacc :^)
O killer
Pietro Andrelino
Zitto Animale
>voglio
>not vòjo
you had literally one job, leaf.
Passa a casa
As language, not really. As song lyric (opera), yes. I love it. Compared to English, Italian operatic sound language sounds like waves, continuous, neverending.
What's the actual translation of Con te partiro?
>15 grammatical cases
Jesus, and I thought latin was bad with six
con te partirò = with you, i'll leave (depart)
con te partiro? nothing. Con te partirò means 'I will leave with you'.
Foreigners never completely learn them.
But it really doesn't matter that much because it's easy to understand what they mean even if they fuck it up every time.
But one simply cannot pretend to be Finnish.
We spot the spy every time.
my personal favourite
"Quando
mi diparti’ da Circe, che sottrasse
me più d’un anno là presso a Gaeta,
prima che sì Enëa la nomasse,
né dolcezza di figlio, né la pieta
del vecchio padre, né ’l debito amore
lo qual dovea Penelopè far lieta,
vincer potero dentro a me l’ardore
ch’i’ ebbi a divenir del mondo esperto
e de li vizi umani e del valore;
[...]
"O frati," dissi, "che per cento milia
perigli siete giunti a l’occidente,
a questa tanto picciola vigilia
d’i nostri sensi ch’è del rimanente
non vogliate negar l’esperïenza,
di retro al sol, del mondo sanza gente.
Considerate la vostra semenza:
fatti non foste a viver come bruti,
ma per seguir virtute e canoscenza"
italian sounds too gay sorry
Io voglio una ragazza cinese
french is better for love. spanish is for manly talk and italian is for gay italian porn shower scenes.
σkάσε ζώον
too much vowels
je suis grec
>mfw I understood this
Indoeuropean roots finally worth something
true
Italian is for straight, very straight porn
>STAI FACCENDO UN VIDEO? BRAVO
>SCOPPAME, VAI PIÙ FORRRRRTEEE
>TI PIACE, PUTANA? SII, TI PPIACCEE
>COSÌ TROIA, COSÌ
How easy is it to learn Italian, Luigi?
you understood "σkάσε"; or just the "ζώον" and understood that it must mean "zitto animale"
t. cant even tell them apart
Now I think that I misreaded "ζώον" as cyon/kyon (dog). Didn't got the skase, but I associated it with speech/sound/something, perhaps I've read that word before so I had an idea. And by meme context assumed it means shut up dog-> zitto animale.
>mfw met an American who called me "Luigi" in front of other people thinking he was funny
>mfw I got the chance to fuck him over later and I did and I think he fucking almost cried
never learn Italian
Stay mad Luigi
>american says something stupid
>łets bash romania!
i dont understand you pasta niggers
DONT YOU FUCKING MESS WITH MY FRIEND MARIO YOU GYPSY SCUM KILL YOURSELF
ain't even mad, everybody hated him and laughed at the Amerilard crying in public, I think he fucked off back to the US because he couldn't handle the bantz
Fuck off Colombia, leave my poor peasant friend alone or I'll nuke you.
Are you alright, lad?
ROOOOOOOMA GRANDE MARE NOSTRUM!
>colombia
>calling others gyppos
we can pride ourselves with our latinity,you wish you were true latins like us
this is all your fault burger
so your monkey in human skin?
no
te omor dracului de jigodie
Yes, everything is my fault. Now continue to eat my shit, Yuropoor.
>colombia
>the only thing they ve got to be proud of is shakira
top kek
>inb4 my flag isnt even there
>romania
>the only thing they ve got to be proud of is ?
>tfw the romanian flag isn't even there
I fucked up big time
Welp time to leave the thread
>inventors of modern robotics
>inventors of first jet plane
>lots of medics,intellectuals,scientists etc
>no shitskins
yeah,really nothing to be proud of
>rumanía
>still not suicide
Whoa whoa boy, brasilians invented the plane, I saw it on the olympics so it's true.
>romanians killing themselves
i think you re confusing us for hungary
Eu sunt grec
and Tsez, a Dagestani language, has 64 fucking cases