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pay reparations edition

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Business idea: give Northern Ireland to the Republic of Ireland

delete this

jesus, orange on flag is such a fucking cancer

why? Trying to bankrupt us? Whats your goal in this?
sneaky anglo jews...

*invests*

Fuck off I've never even been to Ireland

uk's national anthem youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

need an alt-right gf

business idea: sell it to them

Business Idea, restart the British Empire

Does anybody else not worry about being temporarily shit in life because they just see setbacks as a step on the journey to actually succeeding?

I just think every time I get a set back that I'll get to where I want one day so it's no biggie..

Business Idea: remove the monarchy and install a globalist government

usa's national anthem youtube.com/watch?v=WqyeENXOYw8

youtube.com/watch?v=dbqNA1xH74s

getting the daily

Yeah. I never used to, but after 27 years of being shit at it I realised I should probably do something

jesus christ, how did this ever spread to Europe?

bilinda

What to order from chipper lads? Kebab? Munchy box? Burger?

pie in a barm

through paul joseph watson

Perfection.

*peers at glasgow clock tower*

*nods*

it's time

the manestreem meedier

Can somebody explain why this isn't 10p?

This is such a runty question

Shall I buy Battlefield 1 for £33?

tornado just wrecked my house lads

guess I should get to work again hahaha

@67870293
idiot

You said Egg = 10p
That means Frying pan = your answer (10p) + £1
Sum of that is £1.10

Because you said the egg is 10p, add the rying pan (£1.10) = £1.20

actual mong
x = price of egg
x + (x+1) = 1.10
2x+1=1.10
x=.5

ah yes x=x ef 3 _= _$3) 5+ 3+£ 3tx

that should surely answer his question!!

*gives you a stocking full of coal*

you lost me at x

fuck me you are slow aren't you. shan't be helping you further

literally would rather do without than subject myself to this shite

*gives you a bum full of willy*

not even a maths problem
it's a semantics trick

out with the lads!!

It's a jewish trick, don't pay any attention to them

>people die over shopping
america was a mistake

Yankland goes a bit too far with this capitalism business haha

>be american
>go to the shops
>get shot

Shopping in public is cold and awkward, staying in my cave and ordering online is the way to go

never mind lads, my house just grew back

What is the correct form of the word, "RESTORE" or "RESTAURE"?

just lifted lads

saw a qt with some fat hairy lad

/fit/ wouldn't like that one bit haha

anyone here knowledgeable about squirrels because i have a question

Business idea: give it to them if they join the union

restore

big
yank
cars

shoot

restore
"the leader restored power to his country"

Don't encourage him, mate.

Nothing winds me up more than seeing people drive ginormous cars like this on our roads but struggle to drive them, park them, or just get them around.

Double points if they live in suburbia. It's like, what the fuck is the most rugged off road terrain you encounter between driving from your suburban house to Tesco?

God I hate these wankers, and they think they own the road.

heyy

haha lol

First one

"I would like to restore my old camaro"

there is a squirrel on the deck right now making a sound like this:
vocaroo.com/i/s1L5ghMXG4Ww

he/she is sitting still and is quite large. it is a gray squirrel.

I am forever grateful for your help and I will use this new secret knowledge to make a thread.

When did black friday become a thing here? What is happening to our country? Can anything be done to hold back the yank tide?

and a lot of them have fucking wing mirror extensions
always want to punch them off when i'm lane splitting

restore
who says restaure? sounds like some frog thing desu

The perfect first date for me would be having a moon light horse back riding trip, where we ride out to the middle of no where, have a picnic under the stars and by candle light, while we talk and get to know each other better, learning a much as possible, then as we ride back we continue to talk. Afterwards I am walked home to where perhaps a goodnight kiss would take place.

means it's feeling depressed

try and make friends with it

gf broke up with me same day i found out me nans dying

tempted to pick up smack tbqh boys

an egg can be generally defined as

x^2 + y^2(1/(1.6)^2)exp[2x(ln1.4)]=1

in this question, you're working out the cost of the egg, so integrate this equation over all money, denoted by d£. Integral limits are 0, and infinity because there's no such thing as imaginary money (take that economists)

so cost of egg = (constants)integral[egg equation]d£, as everybody knows that time is money, it's easy to change the limits of the equation to dt instead of d£

the total of the constants is equal to ~0.39 pence and when integrating and solving for proper limits, the integral comes out to be exactly 5/39, which when multiplied by the constants gives exactly 5 pence

wa-la!

my question is what does this mean and should i be concerned

it's a gift

sounds like a mimic from dark souls

what's the point of having a nice car if its just going to get keyed by pikeys every week?

>I will use this new secret knowledge to make a thread.
O aye ... what kind of thread?

*gasps*
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>wa-la!
absolute catastrophe of a mong, so you are

squirrels are classed as rodents and can be legally shot, since its grey i encourage this

but is a horse a athlete

the only way to stop your car getting keyed is to know someone who will "teach them a lesson"

smack as in smacking her about?

watching babestation webms lads

Just did poo so big it made my bum bleed. I don't know how these homosexuals manage.

battyman

just texted the gf that I hate myself haha

bit of charmer aren't i

>I'm genuine, independet and strong.

post them

the gf

>wake up
>have a wee
>brush the teeth
>do a post

*scottishness intensifies*

Alright lads, fedora moment coming up but does anybody else not really give a shit about what car they drive?

I understand why people do, the whole status thing and fascination with them but I literally don't care.

I unironically enjoy cycling and even if I do need a car to get to work I'll just buy something reliable/low maintenance. Couldn't give a fuck what it looks like provided it's not a giant pink dildo or something.

My girlfriend always says I must have something wrong with me but I have literally no interest in showing off. If I was loaded I'd still buy £8 casios and drive an average car, I just don't care what people think with stuff like that.

i'd be an addict if I lived in scotland

>Alright lads, fedora moment coming up but does anybody else not really give a shit about what car they drive?
>I understand why people do, the whole status thing and fascination with them but I literally don't care.
>I unironically enjoy cycling and even if I do need a car to get to work I'll just buy something reliable/low maintenance. Couldn't give a fuck what it looks like provided it's not a giant pink dildo or something.
>My girlfriend always says I must have something wrong with me but I have literally no interest in showing off. If I was loaded I'd still buy £8 casios and drive an average car, I just don't care what people think with stuff like that.

>does anybody else not really give a shit about what car they drive

>caring this much about runty things
fucking state of you lad

give your head a wobble

Do drivers treat you with more respect if you have a more expensive car?

Just a buy a focus then. You're right, it doesn't matter as long as it's reliable and safe.

No, because Audi and BMW drivers are always cunts.

No, but I have seen countless times people in expensive cars think that gives them some sort of priority.

The amount of crashes I've nearly seen it cause is unreal. Having said that, it tends to be bigger cars rather than more expensive cars that drive like dicks thinking they're more important.

It's a really weird mindset

all these babestation lasses have fantasies involving rugby players

I'm developing a doughy bosom and paunch from heavy drinking

is giffgaff good?

almost like theyre trying to compensate for something

Not if you do not have the expensive skills to complement the expensive car