TFW 22 years old loser

>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working

Please help me...

How can I become normal?

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Very mean

Have a massive mental breakdown and put in a ward. There you will be at home and comparatively normal

That's very creative, Chaim Schlmostein

What did you expect from a smart indian guy :^)

Do you live in the Edmonton area by chance?

>tfw not smart enough to shit on street

No

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Yea bump your head in a lamp post and die

at least you have a job and are independant, man
I am 28 and still a student

i think you'd only get a concussion depending on how fast you were going, unlikely to die.

How did that happen? You've been in University for 10 years?

my god
At 28, I had a steady job, a masters from a premier university, a wife and a house. perhaps I'm old fashioned but come on man, get it together.
at least in germany your social system gives you a generous pass on this crap.

Are you over 28 and still on Sup Forums then

37 and yes. its a fun distraction

well, i have been at university for 6 years, but still, it is far too long.
I am almost thirty and dont really have any work experience in my profession. shit sucks

Why are you making this thread everyday? Just learn programming and start making indie games, who knows, you might be the next Notch.

>just learn programming dude

I tried learning C++ but it turned out i was too unintelligent. I'm considering learning web development because it's for mental retards

you're better off becoming a butcher.

don't they just have machines to do that these days?

Kind of concerned with cutting my fingers off, too.

coding sucks and I am not autistic enough to be a decent coder

why does it suck?

Try learning Java, it's not as complicated and you don't have to be a genius to learn programming.

Why bother with java at all? C# is like Java don't right, isn't it?

>coding sucks
>uses technology that was made by code everyday

don't get out of the house much do you? your local grocery store still employs butchers. you can be an apprentice butcher and work your way up, and no it is not an automated profession by any means.

or just join the army. in the US that's our primary welfare system.

Pre Bachelor/Master graduation age of 28/29 was/is pretty normal in Germany

He'd be beaten to pulp in an army.

Java is the most flexible language, but you could also start with Python as it's a really easy language and it will help you out when you pick up a more complicated one.

Python is for babies

and i like ruby more than python

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at 22 your life is not over, son, change it if you donĀ“t like it

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Then do whatever the hell you want, I tried to help you.

Eh, at least you don't live here.

I think im just going to get gud at C++

It's a very interesting language but it's quite bloated