Literally what is this place?

Literally what is this place?

To me it seems like the crossbreeding of
Holland and Sweden went horribly wrong.

I have no clue and I plan on immigrating there.

Denmark is infinitely better than Sweden
>looks like a benis
>cucked the rest of scandinavia for centuries
>best language
>best music

Yo, that's fucking offensive dude.

>I plan on immigrating there.

literally why?

For the same amount of hassle, money, etc. you could live in a nice place

>implying Sweden doesn't look like a Pen0r

Argument invald! I win the debate!

It's a fat sideway batman.

It kinf of looks like a guy with a funny hat bent over his toilet to say goodbye to the turd he's about to flush

The gf wants to go back but I will always love my amber waves of grain and purple mountains majesty.

kill the gf.

problem solved

danes are subhuman so it doesn't count as murder

trust me

Obviously, she has an arson problem but the succ is top tier.

>be me
>living in Denmark
>smoke dope and laugh at all these motherfuckers who thinks that Denmark is part of Sweden or Germany, when Sweden, and even Norway used to be Denmark turf and territory
>DENMARK FOREVER!!!!

> crossbreeding of Holland and Sweden went horribly wrong

That's a very accurate way to describe the Danish language.

Sub""""""""""""""humans"""""""""""""" are not allowed in my threads

When was the last time Denmark was even relevant?

17th century

Is it true that danes can understand swedish, but not vice-versa?

I've seen Danes and Swedes talk to each other in their own language online but Swedes claim to not be able to understand spoken Danish due to their accents.

Fuck off, we're full

71% of your legal immigrants come from the orient.
Why do you guys hate Westerners so much? We can bring corn, pumpkins, and tomatoes to your country.

Good luck, even legal immigration is hard as fuck to denmark these days.

Some Swedish exchange students could pretty much understand Danish after 4 months of classes. My friend who lived in Sweden for his job also claimed he could understand and speak Swedish after 2 months of living there.

funny coming from a swampgerman

literally nothing wrong with competent educated immigrants (westerners), stop trying to act cool.
No one dislikes western immigrants, but they do expect you to learn Danish obviously

Once you get used to it there are no major problems. If you don't listen to danish on the regular it's really difficult to understand though.

The Danes are pretty bad shitposters, but I guess no one really notices because there aren't that many of them.

unlike canadians!

They are for us what Canada is for the US, a funny hat

Do you plan on learning danish? If not, you can stay in the US

Ja, jeg onsker at lære dansk, men det er meget svært.

Dem kommer tala engelska med dig så fort de hör din accent

I-i know...

Det er svært, men kan læres. Jeg kender en amerikaner som snakker fint dansk, omend med lidt accent

t. swede with proxy

denmark > sweden >>>> netherlands

I almost understood that, thanks tyrannical german highschool teacher.