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'member 3D TVs?
Japanese popular music
abandon hope all ye who enter
I don't know about you but I'm feeling 22 xx
yippy calle motherfuckers
ALL TOGETHER NOW THE CRY WAS NO SURRENDER
you keep all your money in a big brown bag
inside a zoo
what a thing to doo
miss cara develigne
...
kay-on
calle calle
calle
When do we retake the occupied 3 counties lads?
*stands in your way*
she's not dead m8
calle this, calle that
calle leeming
Not feeling 22 for much longer
very good post
business idea: join the Conservative Party now so that after May's coup and installation as President for Life you will be spared judgement
do they teach that slack-jawed vacant expression at modelling school?
calle
master baiting lads
like who what what what where nah who who where
road prescott
how can callefags even compete? lmao
business idea: /calle/ - the general for captcha runts
>modelling school
creasing at the thought of that
hi
Japanese adult movies
calle calle
youtube.com
reminder that it's the jock clap not the viking clap
machines, perhaps of a sexual nature?
rip :'(
calle
>staying in for the 6th friday in row
no lad they teach that one at the 'rich kids don't need to make an effort at anything because they will have everything handed to them on a plate' school
ahhhh fuckof man
few quiet ones it is then
wahey date sorted lads
literally already got a semi
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give me another goddamn noun
herts
calle
>tfw no slag gf
knee
pepe
flour
what type of noun you after?
NEED a pencil skirt gf
calle
...
member 1776?
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wonder why brazil has the monopoly on kissing porn
yank
see: "fuck off yank"
cock
haha this ones a bit of a thinker but after a while i lold
member 1812?
didn't know girls had balls
ok now a verb ending in "ing"
shit style, shit dress and a resting bitch face
calle
obfuscating
What is up with asians and kicking inanimate objects?
>that pathetic kick at the end
Gets me every time
does this actually count as losing your virginity?
ok a part of the body (plural)
kneeing
tonsils
intestines
knees
bladder (bursting)
...
fibula (fibulae)
Only if you're a girl; don't get any ideas.
ok an intransitive verb
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dies
>be black
>conservative
>have a nice wholesome conservative white girlfriend
>See hood rats with trashy white girls in public
>they throw me a look like "ey nigga you got one too!"
>mfw
MLK didn't die for this you coons. Your white girl is not a trophy, she is a tool for a better tomorrow.
verb ending in "ing"
kneeing
Gone full runt and watching I'm a celeb
Don't ever watch TV apart from this for some reason
wtf is the grammaryank doing exactly
Had another nightmare lads
>go into a house to do some work
>two children are there, boy and a girl
>they start asking what I'm doing
>say I'm there to work
>they says "but you've been here for hours"
>I say "nah, I just got here"
>little girl takes out her phone
>shows me a video of me running around the house naked
>start getting scared
>"do you want to see more?"
>say no
>she goes to the next vid
>it's me fucking her and her brother
>run out screaming "I'm not crazy", they chase me laughing
being
What does "up the ra" mean?
Like "up the arsehole of the IRA"?
nice cucking mate
ok a noun
calle
Phantom Typer's arch-nemesis
knee
"""yes white man please spit on me"""" """"i'm not like the other blacks"""" """i'm honorary aryan""""
No idea but it's clearly a lucrative (You) business
Planning on a hostile takeover soon.
leg elbow
business idea: pretend to fill out a madlib on /brit/ but instead ask for random pieces of grammar with not apparent end
Going to bed
Night lads
fucking knee wanker loves his knees
why do girls make jokes about being insane and how it's okay for women to be insane?
another noun that's not a goddamn knee
is there an equivalent way for a guy? :|
bit early