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'member 3D TVs?

Japanese popular music

abandon hope all ye who enter

I don't know about you but I'm feeling 22 xx

yippy calle motherfuckers

ALL TOGETHER NOW THE CRY WAS NO SURRENDER

you keep all your money in a big brown bag
inside a zoo
what a thing to doo

miss cara develigne

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kay-on

calle calle

calle

When do we retake the occupied 3 counties lads?

*stands in your way*

she's not dead m8

calle this, calle that
calle leeming

Not feeling 22 for much longer

very good post

business idea: join the Conservative Party now so that after May's coup and installation as President for Life you will be spared judgement

do they teach that slack-jawed vacant expression at modelling school?

calle

master baiting lads

like who what what what where nah who who where

road prescott

how can callefags even compete? lmao

business idea: /calle/ - the general for captcha runts

>modelling school

creasing at the thought of that

hi

Japanese adult movies

calle calle

youtube.com/watch?v=h8iC1Yf6h84

reminder that it's the jock clap not the viking clap

machines, perhaps of a sexual nature?

rip :'(

calle

>staying in for the 6th friday in row

no lad they teach that one at the 'rich kids don't need to make an effort at anything because they will have everything handed to them on a plate' school

ahhhh fuckof man

few quiet ones it is then

wahey date sorted lads
literally already got a semi

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give me another goddamn noun

herts

calle

>tfw no slag gf

knee

pepe

flour

what type of noun you after?

NEED a pencil skirt gf

calle

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member 1776?

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wonder why brazil has the monopoly on kissing porn

yank

see: "fuck off yank"

cock

haha this ones a bit of a thinker but after a while i lold

member 1812?

didn't know girls had balls

ok now a verb ending in "ing"

shit style, shit dress and a resting bitch face

calle

obfuscating

What is up with asians and kicking inanimate objects?

>that pathetic kick at the end

Gets me every time

does this actually count as losing your virginity?

ok a part of the body (plural)

kneeing

tonsils

intestines

knees

bladder (bursting)

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fibula (fibulae)

Only if you're a girl; don't get any ideas.

ok an intransitive verb

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dies

>be black
>conservative
>have a nice wholesome conservative white girlfriend
>See hood rats with trashy white girls in public
>they throw me a look like "ey nigga you got one too!"
>mfw
MLK didn't die for this you coons. Your white girl is not a trophy, she is a tool for a better tomorrow.

verb ending in "ing"

kneeing

Gone full runt and watching I'm a celeb

Don't ever watch TV apart from this for some reason

wtf is the grammaryank doing exactly

Had another nightmare lads

>go into a house to do some work
>two children are there, boy and a girl
>they start asking what I'm doing
>say I'm there to work
>they says "but you've been here for hours"
>I say "nah, I just got here"
>little girl takes out her phone
>shows me a video of me running around the house naked
>start getting scared
>"do you want to see more?"
>say no
>she goes to the next vid
>it's me fucking her and her brother
>run out screaming "I'm not crazy", they chase me laughing

being

What does "up the ra" mean?

Like "up the arsehole of the IRA"?

nice cucking mate

ok a noun

calle

Phantom Typer's arch-nemesis

knee

"""yes white man please spit on me"""" """"i'm not like the other blacks"""" """i'm honorary aryan""""

No idea but it's clearly a lucrative (You) business

Planning on a hostile takeover soon.

leg elbow

business idea: pretend to fill out a madlib on /brit/ but instead ask for random pieces of grammar with not apparent end

Going to bed

Night lads

fucking knee wanker loves his knees

why do girls make jokes about being insane and how it's okay for women to be insane?

another noun that's not a goddamn knee

is there an equivalent way for a guy? :|

bit early