/heem/: one fc edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
(((LIVE)))
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

PREVIOUS THREAD: NEWS:

>Overeem will fight Stipe for the HW title at UFC 203
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-203-heads-to-cleveland-in-september-with-stipe-miocic-vs-alistair-overeem-headliner

>Alex Caceres replaces BJ Penn to fight Cole Miller
mmafighting.com/2016/5/25/11780320/alex-caceres-replaces-b-j-penn-fights-cole-miller-at-ufc-199

>Brown-Lellenburger set for UFC 201
mmafighting.com/2016/5/26/11789952/ufc-201-fight-card-matt-brown-vs-jake-ellenberger

>RIZIN planning 2016 openweight tournament
mmafighting.com/2016/5/26/11510266/with-openweight-tournament-planned-for-2016-wanderlei-silva-wants-to

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sqor.com/posts/fdc99bc5-a0c6-42cc-b725-11f04d940e27
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Schaub = GOD

HEEM ZOMBIE'D

give one fc link lads

thairath.co.th/tv/live/

proxy/vpn to thailand

HOLY SHIT
that was fucking brutal

>mfw proud irish-american
>mfw conor has been my boy since brimage
>mfw all of the assmad begrudgers doubting him along the way
>"siver will kill him!"
>"there's no way he beats poirier!"
>"he's never faced someone like chad!"
>"he stands no chance against aldo!"
>mfw conor btfo's these goofs time and time again
>mfw the begrudgers, like a stopped clock, are finally right
>mfw they start talking shit about a man more successful than they'll ever be out of jealousy
>mfw conor will come back better than ever
>mfw conor will ko nate, floyd, frankie, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>mfw conor will go down in history as the natty GOAT

onefc.com

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Are you one of those "I'm 1/16 Irish"-Americans?

My Drandfather is 100% Irish and my Grandmother is 1/4 Irish. You do the math lad.

fill this thread you goofs 8 posts left

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based 5/16 irish

and proud of it

careful now lads

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rate me lads

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im more german than you're irish but I know better than to think Im a kraut, get your burguer shit together

>mfw nutted but he's still sucking

call me manlet one more time

252 lbs

Yokota has a deceptively kind face.

KHAN'D

And no ground game

Fuck that guy

He did O.K. in the first round. Gafurov had him figured out after that though. :(

Really hoping this Thai guy wins. Would love to see Thai legalized and embraced over there.

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what's a legitimate reason as to why no love can beat almeida? almeida already fought an elite mma boxer, a veteran one at that in brad picket, he got rocked yes but certainly he must have learned from the mistakes in that fight.. the fact that he still managed to knock the dude out

overall almeida has much more experience, both in lower level and higher level fights, i don't see cody winning this except maybe a lucky punch or so

Garbrant has a better chin
youtu.be/IXp_FdRCBNE

>pointing directly at the other girl's womb
Is the main event winner being given first crack at inseminating this mucus ruckus?

That would be nice. I've no idea of what's really in the way of sanctioning there, if it's just time and money, or if it's like France or New York where there are more significant blockades to sanctioning.

>what's a legitimate reason as to why no love can beat almeida?

its mma. also punchers chance

but hes 80 percent gonna lose

Muay Thai is their national sport so it's very much like NYC with boxing. They had to go above the sports authority to hold this event in Thailand. This location is where tons of legendary Muay Thai events are held. It's a big deal for One and MMA in general.

>nyc

So it's the mafia?

I guess they're going to be using Angela Lee as the face of the organisation more and more now. About as ideal an ambassador as you can have for cagefighting really.

>that Kevin Randleman article in MMA Fighting

He had an insane carrer. According to Meltz he had no BJJ, and his striking consisted of just hitting the heavy bag for fifteen minutes. Also Meltzer and Kevin saw Tank Abbott kiss a man on the mouth at a restaurant. They were never sure what that was about.

M-1 is live in 10 bings
youtu.be/JlKb71IDxC0
youtu.be/JlKb71IDxC0
youtu.be/JlKb71IDxC0

UFC 200 is a gift from heaven.

Peña vs Zingano.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

youtu.be/JDyir7KsoX4

The King Never Smiles

>brad picket elite mma boxer
>1 finish by ko
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FACT: Thais are the most powerful race in the world

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>strawweight

Part 2: sqor.com/posts/fdc99bc5-a0c6-42cc-b725-11f04d940e27

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this little dude is like a tiny tornado

ufc men's strawweight division when?

anyone use betfair to bet on fights? there's nothing for rockhold and binsping, I want to put a cheeky 5er on bispy

This is a hell of a fight. Great atmosphere.

Compared to most MMA "boxers" Pickett is pretty good.

Japanese guy had a tough first round

Oh no. Heem happy incoming?

literally gross

Who dressed her?

Hell of a swing of momentum for sure

This is going to be close. Depends who can make the fight take place where they want.

damn mr thailand is a fish outta water on the ground

lets see what he's made of

Handful of cheeky back of head strikes

christ how many hours until real fights start? ufc i mean (obviously)

He has good TDD. Hard to keep him there at least.

Knockout Freshmart mma transition when?

2 big rounds for the jap
props to the thai for not getting finished yet at least
sucks for one fc though after they did so many promos and press for him

his striking is fantastic and fun to watch though

That adjustment between different forms of takedown. Moving from approach to approach like the links in a chain - or "link-wrestling" as we call it.

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He looks like mighty mouse

Getting wrestlefucked :(

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Lookin like a third-world Katy Perry

What the fuck did they do to their faces?

Welp, RIP the Thai market

daaammmnnnn

Do Asian women even have personality traits?

link for the chink fights ?

Threadly reminder to train in a gi at least 3 times a week.

thailand btfo

they just finished senpai, check the last thread and this thread for based aussie bro's webm
one really brutal one to start out this thread

GET IN HERE YA DUMB GOOFS

We shoulda seen it coming - he's got "choke" right there in his name! haha

i believe the correct term is "chain-link fence wrestling" if you want to get technical.

>irish-american

Would you comfort her?

you're upset that we actually have a champion, aren't ya nigel?

You people are a joke to the actual Irish

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One of these is not like the others.

Posted in heemstream if any goofs want to memechat

That One Championship card just flew by. 3 hours in the blink of an eye.

Roger Roger I'm in.

not as big of a joke as you are to humanity lad

That's 5/4 grandparents irish blod.
Now you substract 1/8 from mom and 1/8 from dad and you have 5/4 - 2/8 which is a total irish bloodline of 4/4 = 1

WEW
E
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One cards are always like that. GOAT org

HERE WE GO
Green trunks for the southpaw

No , proud the Irish have a champ

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Sure thing plastic paddy
Why don't you put some more green dye in your Guinness to make you feel Irish

>"""""great""""" britain
>first time EVER challenging for the title
>it's because the original challenger fell out

Mr. Tate can't handle the bantz

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