Hitler rolled France over in about 2 weeks, explain yourselves pussies?

Hitler rolled France over in about 2 weeks, explain yourselves pussies?

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Philippe Pétain thought the germans were digging trenches again

2 weeks?
You sure aren't talking about the time France beat
Prussia?

Collaborationists mon ami.

i was born 50 years later what do you want me to explain ?

anyways hitler was obviously the good guy and it's a shame all that happened

Unfortunately, we're not an island.

Neithers Russia

Unfortunately, we're not the largest country in the world, with a climate that will freeze enemies/make them ill and we don't have almost 200M people.

rip. france is gonna catch flak for ww2 forever.

>France beat
>Prussia?
lmao

aye.

Did german really erase this from their memories.
Such faggots.

So what the fuck happened in Mexico?

>the good guy
he cucked france so hard and humiliated you guys so badly. hows he the good guy in your eyes?

Most of the western front was fought in French soil with millions of French casualties and an aftermath that left areas inhospitable for human beings up to this day, WWI was very traumatic to France.

It's ironic how most of the times people spouting the surrender meme are from countries who never had experienced war in their own home country.

France at least lasted ten days longer than Poland.

Guess who Napoleon learned from? Ayy lmao.

Brits fuck us over and run away as fast as they could

>be german
>lose

>having to fight a kinda strong country (not some clic clac tribes in Africa) far from home

hmmm, no idea.

>Losing to Mexico

Explain yourselves, France.

>Winning against germans is supposed to be impressive

This

No money to put in the expedition.

lel eventually he got banished to a lonely island and wasnt able to finish his legacy and die a death in his own country like most Prussian generals

If he won we wouldn't be so fucked that's why
I mean sure it's too bad that he was a german but all that stuff he said about jews, gays, blacks, gypsies, etc ? WELL HE WAS RIGHT

that they were subhumans? and needed to be eliminated? idk man. banter and memes aside idk if I believe that's true.

They didn't listen to this man

Sorry we didn't use the clever French tactic of letting our entire army get encircled and surrendering because we've nobody left to fight with.

also the dude was out of his mind and completely twisted on drugs.

Frenchfag paying tribute to his Prussian inspirator and overlord

>"Gentlemen, if this man were still alive I would not be here"

What about losing to Germans?

Explain to me: After France's capitulation in 1940, but before Germany invaded Russia, what the fuck was Britain doing to win the war? Seems to me they were just praying someone (Russia/U.S.) would come bail their sorry asses out, bail them out from their own ill-thought-out decision to declare war on Germany.

If Russia/U.S. never got involved, do you think Britain would have ever made Germany unconditionally surrender?

I don't want to play your little game, Prussiaboo kid.

We didn't have a lot of wars against you, you'd probably spam battles from 1870 war and I'd probably spam battles from Napoleonic wars.

To be honest it was a pretty even fight senpai

The Netherlands took 8 days.

Our government had fled to England. Before they went they gave a general the right to surrender for the government. And the instruction to minimize losses.

Most of our troops hadn't even seen combat yet, but as Germany was bombing cities and the military was instructed to minimize losses they surrendered. Although they kept defending a remote corner of the country after the surrender to allow France to prepare for the German attack.

The estimates were that in a full blown war we could have lasted a month. But there were no signs that allies were going to help us, so we didn't see the point.

They suck at building walls. It was totally underwhelming. An American built wall would have been great.

Air battles, Naval battles, fighting in Norway, Crete and North Africa.

>Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah why can't the big strong Anglos defend our territory
If only Napoleon had seen you then...

>73K vs 118K

>41K ded vs 24K ded

Truly impressive. Really.

Actually three months.

>It functioned as a National Redoubt, which was expected to hold out a prolonged period of time,[66] in the most optimistic predictions as much as three months without any allied assistance,[67] even though the size of the attacking German force was strongly overestimated.[68] Before the war the intention was to fall back to this position almost immediately, after a concentration phase (the so-called Case Blue) in the Gelderse Vallei,[69] inspired by the hope that Germany would only travel through the southern provinces on its way to Belgium and leave Holland proper untouched

>be kraut
>"win" for roughly two years in my people's entire history
>see this as a staple of national pride

Loving Every Laugh

How the hell did they get 3000 Billy Yanks and 2000 Johnny Rebs to go kill each other in Mexico?

Country builds a wall to keep out German immigrants, doesnt build it all the way, immigrants overrun the country in 2 weeks. SAD!!

Most people here tend to ignore that. Muh battle honour died with WWI, there were dozens of millions casualties, imagine if all of those smaller countries tried to fight back with all they had, it'd be worse than Serbia or Paraguay

You obviously don't know anything about this battle.

>aye
That is OUR word.

Islamig gommunists inside job :DDD

>Billy Yanks
>Johnny Rebs

The Netherlands is highly defensible due to it's (wartime) canals. But we wouldn't have been able to stop the Germans from bombing our cities from the air.

Welcome to American Civil War history 101, these are real terms.
Also, friendly reminder more Americans died killing each other in the American Civil War than in WWI or WWII.

Literally our only war lost against krautz (WWII doesn't count)

>mexicans could just Blitzkrieg Trump's wall

You use our words, let us use yours, mate :^)

WWII doesn't count? oh.

Yeah, technically France never fought in ww2. They just gave up.

No because in the end, it doesn't even matter

Adolf looks so based in that photo, like hes standing in front of some qt he's savaged whilst her cuck husband takes the photo...you agree lads?...la...la

Many such cases!

>his country has ever lost a world war

but the boys rolled into normandy and kicked some nazi ass. it matters.

bak too bak werld wor chempijns

Yes, maybe

>his country was treated as disposable meat by delusional British generals

>France had a month of preparation time and only lasted 2 weeks
>Poland had almost no preparation time and lasted 1 month

>his country is brazil

and desu a lot of the men who stormed that beach were ethnically french. it was sorta your win too.

fuck off faggot cunt I was going to make this post

too slow, bucko

I will fucking find you

t-thanks greatest ally ;_;

(you're cool, too, Britain, Canada, Straya and NZ)

vive la france my nigga

dumb frogposter

Good lad.

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yeah bret is the looks in the band for sure.