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rude

just like fallout bro

S'all good we got 9,999 more lakes.

God Save the Queen

Cali bois BTFO

Do my flags work?

It seems California is my best friend now.

Give it back you hack

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>he thinks you need to cut off your penis to be a tranny

ghost is doing a show rn in case you didn't know

No. Fuck you and your kraut queen.

test 2

also there's lots of houses available for my uni, it's cool

>he thinks that getting a tit graft makes him a girl

travis county more like transvestite county

>uni
NORMALFAG!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think you know what that phrase means

Regardless you should start searching your life for those who give you the widest grin when they appear, and who make you feel the most comfortable, calm, and tender around

Connecticut you need to find someone to love before you condemn yourself to a life of chastity and never open your heart to another

Let the Californians have them and You'll be down to 9 in a year.

They work

I don't see your city flag

>also there's lots of houses available for my UNI

>honour

really wish i was a first mate on a merchant ship in the 1700s sailing on the trade routes to java

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>California
You're one to talk

looks like the two men on that crest are giving the sky a goatse desu

I know what it meant, I was making a joke because it kinda fit the conversation

I hear what you're saying, and I understand

would also like to become tom clancy

>Check em
Y'all might as well start just adding spiro to the water too juanita

really wish I was a lawyer sometimes. I'd love to send people to jail

>Mary was 13 when she was pregnant with Jesus
Why are Christians all pedophiles?

>what are middle easterners

This is actually a good one. Seeing the wrongness in yourself before seeing it in others makes us quicker to love and forgive

That's goo- O-oh

Why not join the Phoenicians

>Christians trying to blame someone else for their pedophilic urges

actually 16 and it was pretty normal at the time for all cultures

It was a different time. A better time
>ywn serve as a kings advisor
>you will never send soldiers to their death and skip town
>ywn raise taxes and kill those who cant pay
whats wrong with being a laywer

>tfw you know too much

The sci Fi future comes more everyday

>2x+7=15
>x=5

Haha, all of those equations are wrong.

Eheh nothing

but the future can never come closer, its always in the future

i love these

Mr. Rosenberg? The goy in Toronto knows too much. You know what to do.

they're all wrong brainlet

>goes to the easiest 8th grade level equation to try to look smart on an anonymous image board

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I didn't deserve that?

how can other animes even compete?
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oh okay

All the other ones (besides pi I'm sorry for not knowing its 6th digit) could be logically possible, though.

figure im approximately 3000 years too late for that one

The present is always in the past byt the time you noticed it so we must be almost touching the future!

what did he mean by this

he has the hiv

>The present is always in the past byt the time you noticed it
no, its still the present, unless you're a retard

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Can you banter the leafs into submission? The aussies never recovered from your KHAN'D

just doused my spagehti in catsup lads

Is this why Reddit hates Trudeau?

How do you know for sure unless you travel time?

the final debate lads, city or countryside?

hablas espanol mi amigo?

not right now ima drunk
but c*********ANOs are on my radar

i'm madly in anger with you

Nobody told me last time a sugary tequila they liked.

please respond

D.A.K. 16.10.16 D.A.K.

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I thought that they were supposed to like him

*spaghetti

countryside.

t. resident of 3rd largest city in the US

I FEEL MY WORLD SHAKE
LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
BORN TO SEE CLEAR
IS IT ME, IS IT FEAR

yo como heuvos

>the website dominated by leafs hates trudeau
Something doesn't add up

Countryside, cities are shithole

As much as I hate to say it, Gilgamesh settled it a long time ago.

City.

It's lit
More lit than those charlies back in the mekong

youtu.be/GQhEvfeJocM

Deal with a bunch of cars and knuckleheads or deal with being far away from any decent consumerist quarter.

No, Reddit is pretty much Trump central. They can't stand Trudeau.

>yo como huevos

>ice traps work on fire elementals

>hiring foreigners to do a burgers job

Sad!

>time traveling to the present

it was delicious desu
don't know why I bothered making a pesto sause

OH

ONCE YER GONE

YE CANT COME BACK

OUT OF THE BLUE

INTO THE BLACK

yeehaw

>Countryside, cities are shithole

Buy Don Julio or Jose Cuervo.

esto general habla espanol o no?

t. /r/The_Cuckhold and proud Sup Forumsack oldfag since the primaries

>Make joke posts which I think are funny
>Never get "kek" responses or anything like that
>Twice, gotten responses just saying that my joke was bad

What the fuck did you just say.

Maybe you shouldn't make bad jokes

>proud Sup Forumsack oldfag since the primaries

Kek

>Countryside, them cities is full o' niggers and atheists

No idea.

asi asi

I love tula, ¿who LOVES tula here?

eggs are an excellent source of protein and carbohydrates