ENGLAND 1 AUSTRALIA 0
It's coming home lads, Euro 2016 is coming home
ENGLAND - AUSTRALIA MATCH THREAD 1
>invent sport
>have 100+ years to perfect it
>build your own youth divisions and youth leagues to build players from the ground up
>LITERALLY A CENTURY OF PREPARATION
>get BTFO by Germany everytime
>undeservedly "win" a world cup
>literally irrelevant in EVERY major tournament that England plays in
>irrelevant in club football as well
>literally BTFO by Spanish, German, and even fucking 3rd world ex Soviet teams
>One (1) point
>America hasn't given a fuck about the sport
>still better than England on an international level
Holy fuck is there a more useless country out there Sup Forums?
COMING HOME
>England wont win the Euros
Rashford, Vardy, Kane
WHO CAN STOP US?
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Just tuned in, who Scored?
>no luke wilkshire
>ausfailian defense
First for meme magic
thanks.
Please find your (you) enclosed
CAN'T BASH THE RASH
bloot 2bh
BRITGODS
Sterlings Cousin
That name brings me back
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Aussies on strayacide watch
The biggest meme player on the pitch
>AUSKEKS
STUDGE ON POOICIDE WATCH
Wilshere's english
didn't read lol
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
reminder that scuffing the ball with your toe is not a
>perfect clean strike
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Our defence is W A N K
E S T Á V I N D O À C A S A
>that flag
opinion discarded like your future under trump
sturridge BTFO
That fast black player
>defenders watching like 3 cucks they are
This is some Grenada Women's U21 tier defending yo
Do it for the King.
Wait what happened to Hart?
>Australia accept invitation of friendly against England
>thought they'd be playing under the stars at Wembley
>instead they're in Sunderland on a Friday evening
Ahh yes, glamorous
terrible defending
Rashfords already better than Paulo Rossi ffs, what a talent
memeford
>60% white*
*includes arabs and north africans
Is it, dare I say it, coming home?
What is he thinking lads?
Memeford
smile sturridge :^)
really hope rooney plays in the euros
nice 'zone' """defense"""
>sterling
3 loose passes that got picked already
why do we play this fucking plum?
Lol who cares?
Wogball genocide when?
>implying you can
We're playing subs
>Tfw dropped from the squad
I hope you all had Rashford Anytime
Literally free money
>literally made of glass
>Leave English "defence" to me
luke wilkshire senpai, he was on the right wing now he's gone
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right lads the rashford meme has gone too far, stop it
Lads, you have the option to permaban one player from playing for England.
Who do you choose?
Engl/a/nd
is rashford a lanklet lads?
1.Rashford
2.Vardy
900000000001.Kane
Am I right?
Hello darkness my old friend
Gotta feel for the lad tbf. Screwed by injury again when he's more-or-less proved he deserved to be there with his performances for Liverpool.
>be American
>get shot
Rooney
why is this shit getting me hyped for euros
i'm confused
He's still alive, woy is giving forster a chance to steal the number one shirt
>Stones getting BTFO by Hendy
absolutely based
based ledley
>we've got _____ chant
cronaldo
Is Rashford better than Neymar?
How long has England been cucked by playing Rooney?
>France commenting on anyone's defence
Rooney
Wheelchair
Rashford
this
its literally gonna cost us the euros
Hmm?
Mourinho loves a high work rate striker, reckon he's gonna absolutely revel in rashford and raise him to be the GOAT
>be ameristain
>get shot
lmao
I'm surprised Harry Kewell and Mark Viduka aren't still up top for Australia desu
Last two digits is how long until England win a major tournament
The England Band
>let's ban the player that scored a goal because he's United
If your power ranking is for official worst strikers in the England squad, then yes. Although Rooney should be 1 in that case.
>hendershit
every time, get this cunt off the team
Going to the barber today lads, what cut should I get?
Kruse gonna style on Stones
lucky
Klopp set him a specific training regime that has kept him injury free in 2016, apparently Hodgson just did his own training again. Last 3 times he's gone on international duty he's been injured
>Spends years having GOAT midfield and defence
>Finally get some fucking strikers
>Defence goes to pot
WHY LADS?
Hodgson
Good post
Here l/a/d
Rooney is the best number 10 in the world and could walk in to any team he wants
>mourinho
>giving youth a chance
Rooney
no you're a meme-spouting tabloid-believing mongoloid
>sterling has more assists for england in 5 minutes than all year for city
this
also >england 'band'
rooney
wilshere
>New Syria
>handling banter
Choose one
>one of the constant best performers for England
>he has 30 caps
'no'
Might as well ban Rooney. Wheelchair has 10 more years.
The Jackie Wilsh
>TLF