ENGLAND - AUSTRALIA MATCH THREAD 1

ENGLAND 1 AUSTRALIA 0
It's coming home lads, Euro 2016 is coming home

>invent sport
>have 100+ years to perfect it
>build your own youth divisions and youth leagues to build players from the ground up
>LITERALLY A CENTURY OF PREPARATION
>get BTFO by Germany everytime
>undeservedly "win" a world cup
>literally irrelevant in EVERY major tournament that England plays in
>irrelevant in club football as well
>literally BTFO by Spanish, German, and even fucking 3rd world ex Soviet teams
>One (1) point

>America hasn't given a fuck about the sport
>still better than England on an international level

Holy fuck is there a more useless country out there Sup Forums?

COMING HOME

>England wont win the Euros

Rashford, Vardy, Kane

WHO CAN STOP US?

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Just tuned in, who Scored?

>no luke wilkshire
>ausfailian defense

First for meme magic

thanks.

Please find your (you) enclosed

CAN'T BASH THE RASH

bloot 2bh

BRITGODS

Sterlings Cousin

That name brings me back

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Aussies on strayacide watch

The biggest meme player on the pitch

>AUSKEKS

STUDGE ON POOICIDE WATCH

Wilshere's english

didn't read lol

IT'S COMING HOME LADS

reminder that scuffing the ball with your toe is not a
>perfect clean strike

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Our defence is W A N K

E S T Á V I N D O À C A S A

>that flag
opinion discarded like your future under trump

sturridge BTFO

That fast black player

>defenders watching like 3 cucks they are
This is some Grenada Women's U21 tier defending yo

Do it for the King.

Wait what happened to Hart?

>Australia accept invitation of friendly against England
>thought they'd be playing under the stars at Wembley
>instead they're in Sunderland on a Friday evening

Ahh yes, glamorous

terrible defending

Rashfords already better than Paulo Rossi ffs, what a talent

memeford

>60% white*

*includes arabs and north africans

Is it, dare I say it, coming home?

What is he thinking lads?

Memeford

smile sturridge :^)

really hope rooney plays in the euros

nice 'zone' """defense"""

>sterling
3 loose passes that got picked already
why do we play this fucking plum?

Lol who cares?

Wogball genocide when?

>implying you can

We're playing subs

>Tfw dropped from the squad

I hope you all had Rashford Anytime

Literally free money

>literally made of glass

>Leave English "defence" to me

luke wilkshire senpai, he was on the right wing now he's gone

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right lads the rashford meme has gone too far, stop it

Lads, you have the option to permaban one player from playing for England.

Who do you choose?

Engl/a/nd

is rashford a lanklet lads?

1.Rashford
2.Vardy
900000000001.Kane

Am I right?

Hello darkness my old friend

Gotta feel for the lad tbf. Screwed by injury again when he's more-or-less proved he deserved to be there with his performances for Liverpool.

>be American
>get shot

Rooney

why is this shit getting me hyped for euros
i'm confused

He's still alive, woy is giving forster a chance to steal the number one shirt

>Stones getting BTFO by Hendy

absolutely based

based ledley

>we've got _____ chant

cronaldo

Is Rashford better than Neymar?

How long has England been cucked by playing Rooney?

>France commenting on anyone's defence

Rooney

Wheelchair

Rashford

this

its literally gonna cost us the euros

Hmm?

Mourinho loves a high work rate striker, reckon he's gonna absolutely revel in rashford and raise him to be the GOAT

>be ameristain
>get shot

lmao

I'm surprised Harry Kewell and Mark Viduka aren't still up top for Australia desu

Last two digits is how long until England win a major tournament

The England Band

>let's ban the player that scored a goal because he's United

If your power ranking is for official worst strikers in the England squad, then yes. Although Rooney should be 1 in that case.

>hendershit

every time, get this cunt off the team

Going to the barber today lads, what cut should I get?

Kruse gonna style on Stones

lucky

Klopp set him a specific training regime that has kept him injury free in 2016, apparently Hodgson just did his own training again. Last 3 times he's gone on international duty he's been injured

>Spends years having GOAT midfield and defence
>Finally get some fucking strikers
>Defence goes to pot

WHY LADS?

Hodgson

Good post

Here l/a/d

Rooney is the best number 10 in the world and could walk in to any team he wants

>mourinho
>giving youth a chance

Rooney

no you're a meme-spouting tabloid-believing mongoloid

>sterling has more assists for england in 5 minutes than all year for city

this

also >england 'band'

rooney
wilshere

>New Syria
>handling banter

Choose one

>one of the constant best performers for England
>he has 30 caps

'no'

Might as well ban Rooney. Wheelchair has 10 more years.

The Jackie Wilsh

>TLF