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No smelly Finns allowed Edition

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mate could you fuck off with this nonce shit

Janny's not going to be impressed

thread deletion incoming

can't wait for the latest lisicki post

finns get out reeeee

Getting pissed with the lads tonight

Janny? at this hour?

So lads, I have a FWB, but uh, she had sexual activites with my best friend (i've done the same to him, also I'm the best looking one)

anyways, I was with her all night, made her want sex with me, got back to her room.

Was like, take a seat in the american pedo catcher way

in a, please, take a seat? and she's like why? Take a seat?

I bullshitted about I felt and ended up making her cry, top kek.

said we can be friends and I'll be preing with her fit housemates next week

KEK.

abc.net.au/news/2016-11-26/us-toddler-shot-in-chest-by-four-year-old-cousin/8059862
>Authorities said their two-year-old son was shot in the chest and finger while he and his cousin played with a gun at a house in north Philadelphia on Thursday.

>yanks

I came

Zoo wee mama

philly is like 90% hood last time I checked

Nice lad haha

the stuff people post on reddit isn't funny either, but it still gets spammed and they go bananas.

Ah yes
The children were just playing with guns
Honest mistake on the parents' side

hmm very interesting

*walks off and fucks someone else*

Yanks are the most balanced posters. Would play competitive in fighting games.

got called a muffin top in greggs

Pittsburgh is the best city

>3:45am

fuck sake just when I thought my sleeping schedule was fixed

haha ini m8

gonna shag her fit housemate next week

would like an english friend so I can feel sophisticated

"I disagree. My friend from gloucestershire thinks that the financial markets are well positioned going into the 3rd quarter, isn't that so Harold."

G L O U C E S T E R S H I R E MENTIONED

I have an English friend called Big Keith who said he once farted so loud he woke up next door's baby.

Mental
I always enjoy your updates 190 cm

>nah mate dont do much well with numbers innit dont trust those bankers

haha same here when a yank posts XD

feels good having a decent southern accent

Pederast

*Hires you*

Fuck, in my mind I always somehow connect lovely british islands and their time to america's timezone. It's 5:49 here.
I must interject here, this text is hell, what is it trying to tell? wat

It is weird how having a British accent gives you the appearance of being smart or an expert in everything.

t. has never met a scouser

ever sucked a cock lad

you mean a southern accent

northerners and chavs don't sound smart

can't do a posh accent at all

can tell you've never been to a wetherspoons lmao

*defeats you upon the field of battle in honorable combat*

same

can't even do a 'th'

I'll have you sucking cocks from a straw from now on if you don't watch your burger hatch

literally why would we have yank timezones

we're literally just across the pond from norway

is it true that porn is illegal in iceland?

Southern middle or upper class accent makes you sound intelligent

Any other region and you just sound funny/weird, any other class and you sound like a chav

the gf

is it true that you suck a mean cock?

>can't even do a 'th'
christ that's sad

>g

ah yes because cockneys, cornish bristolians sound smart

Yes
But we aren't bothered because sex is the national sport and literally everyone is doing it

this wasn't me
I'm btw

no, been told repeatedly i'm awful at it

>can't even do a 'th'

estuary here
replaced all my f's with th's and felt my IQ dramatically increase

>replaced all my f's with th's and felt my IQ dramatically increase

The fucking STATE

don't lie

anyone else find this pic really satisfying to look at?

literally how

are you an immigrant? place your tongue behind your teeth and try
it's not like f where you sort of bite your lip

He's saying he dumped this girl and made her cry and he's gonna fuck her friend next week

what does this pose signify?

I have a tongue like this. fissured tongue, 5% of the population

why is this even a fedora? I used F because I grew up around lower class people

i have a posher accent than most brits

>are you an immigrant?
essex born and bred

fuck off leaf and take your anime shit with you

give us a vocaroo example

my only award was that 10m breaststroke one that i got in year 2

you know the one with tony the tiger on it or something

alright

>SCIMITARS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaalri phaghats

RTL>AJFA>MoP>KEA>DM>HtS-D>S/T>L>R>SA>L

sikhs are bro tier

In Finland, everyone will just think that you everything about countries (because conquerors, it's respected). It's like speaking to a man who has ventured everywhere, but is modest, and somewhat stupid to understand what he has culturally (rude, even if the language is very mild).
Yep, I know that, but only now I really realize it. English is so commong language that every timezone has it, so you never separate them really in foreign speaking countries. Sup Forums has woken me to realize timezones, because of timely shitpostings (australia) and suchs. I just never thought about that we kind of share almost the same timezone, and it's a honor.
I laughed. what the fuck. Is there a point to it?
PS. u want me to avatar/armorfag again? You know its me anyway? What should I post? Not going away yet, so that's not an option.

Our Honours system is a bit of a fucking joke desu.

>write shitty pop music
>dodge tax
>get an obe

fit girl i know is from there

it's too late lad

BBC News is pure propaganda at this point. When did it get so bad?

The BBC is more biased than Sup Forums

don't believe the BBC (Biased Bullshit Cuckholds) propaganda lads, David Hamilton is well and alive.
bbc.com/news/world-europe-38111636

>are gazza went from left to right

why haven't you turned your life around yet?

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are you a grill? can i lick your tongue?

looks like a right laugh on the left and pretentious wanker on the right

Because I didn't have millions in the bank and able to afford PTs

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why is the UK filled with so many benders and how do fix the problem

you there? lol

looking like a mexican rhianna

well you can stop popping over for a start

well you're in France so there's one less problem to worry about

tell those fob bitches to fuck off home

What does this look like?

French men only exist on a scale of metrosexual to homosexual

I'm not fat

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delete this one pls

Hey thanks for the feedback, just filed my delete request

janny can suck me

hey i'm about to go to sleep in an hour or two.. just hit me up but if i don't respond it's bc i'm asleep haha. alright peace

does anyone even know what iceland is and what kind of savage resides there?

ah yes

Deano stepped outside

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