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nonce-free zone edition

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/balt/

What the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=N7_epvNbaPQ&t=0s

doing a wee

>real nigga hours
not a fan

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>Donated to science

Great news!

It's the Dacia Sandero!

worst user base on the entire internet has got to be imgur

all kiwis should be killed

as he posts on /brit/, the real worst user base on the entire internet

alri Cap'n Slow

What is it with killing babies and drinking their blood

What sick satanic shit do they derive from it or is it purely sexual?

what are you talking about you're all great (bar you)

Just had a wank to the thought Trudeau's mum shagging Fidel Castro on a bearskin rug in a 1970s Quebec log cabin.

>everyone posting on /brit/ says it's trash
huh wonder why

it couldn't be YOU, could it? Yes you. The person reading this right now.

just found this image lads

think it has potential

suggest you delete this as this is a blue board la

me on the right

From the 1927 Revised Statutes of Canada:
>Every one is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to ten years' imprisonment, and to be whipped, who assaults any person with intent to commit sodomy or who, being a male, indecently assaults any other male person.
>Every one who commits rape is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to suffer death or to imprisonment for life, and to be whipped.

Why did Canada use to be so based?

>Americans
twitter.com/TheScaryNature/status/776647186478080000

How was your breakfast lads?

just fuck my mouth up senpai

>tfw my wisdom teeth grew in perfectly
Feels good man

>crisps
fat cunt

had a pop tart and didn't even toast it ama

the ASMRfu

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Goes well with the tuna

crisps and beans
really?

>british
>in charge of dental care

There goes the last of the Cold Warriors
end of an era

not clicking that screamer

>american
>in charge of being not a runt

hehe you big softie

can't wait until the queen dies too

then australia will have an excuse to become a republic since no one likes charles

no means no

Those would be the Kiwis tbqh (No offense to New Zealanders)

Your dental health statistically is much worse than ours son.
Enjoy the maymay though.

Why do you even care

natural born traitors

drinking some dew mountain blue

You'd make 8 good new states tbqh

just had the nicest wank

how so my man

how did it go

You're a bit irrelevant. It's fine, though, you have a good country.

It went alright

the majority of the people I've met from new zealand have been maori

I'll be sad when she goes.

all dutch people should be killed

australia is the worst country on the face of this planet

...

how can a planet have a face u dumbcunt

They and New Zealand will be the next 9 states once Ol' Lizzie Windsor kicks the bucket. Add in Puerto Rico to round it up to a nice 60.

>tfw 200 years from now Canada will be full of pajeets, still have a monarchy, and be the only country that isn't part of the United States of Earth.

THE PERFECT MAN IS...
>Six feet tall
>Muscly, toned and athletic
>Brown eyes
>Short dark hair
>Smart dress sense
>A beer / lager drinker
>Non smoker
>Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
>Gets ready in 17 minutes
>Stylish
>Wants a family
>Earns £48,000 a year
>Loves shopping
>Eats meat
>Clean shaven
>Smooth chest
>Watches soaps
>Enjoys watching football
>Drives an Audi
>Educated to degree level
>Earns more than you
>Jokes around and has a laugh
>Sensitive when you are upset
Tells you he loves you only when he means it
>Admits it when he looks at other women
>Holds a driving licence
>Can swim
>Can ride a bike
>Can change a tyre
>Rings mum regularly

How many describe you?

now now, isn't that a bit harsh?

>Watches soaps

checkmate atheists

Straya is are lad, NZ is little Britain. Canada is the reason we're not all typing Cyrillic.Canuks saved Europe

how is brian cox 48

I'm all for it, to provide for a permanent common rival for Americans. It'd be especially funny if you kept the monarchy long after the UK itself.

>5'10
>Dadbod
>Yes
>Short blond/brown hair
>Somewhat
>Teetotaler
>Yes
>Somewhat
>Yes
>Somewhat
>No
>No
>Eh
>Yes
>Have an epic beard that I'm shaving at the end of this month
>Chest shaving is one of the most effeminate things a man can do, tbqh
>Nah
>American Football, yes
>Kia
>On track
>Who's the benchmark?
>Yes
>A bit
>Yes
>Maybe
>Yes
>Only backstrokes
>Yes
>Yes
>Texts

>Americans think borrowing into the jaws of children and chopping out their Wisdom teeth is good dental care

Deano stepped outside...
it felt good to be alone

who /downton abbey/ here

all turks should be killed

>5' 9"
>lmao
>grey/teal eyes
>cheque
>lmao
>don't drink at all
>cheque
>lmao
>cheque
>lmao
>cheque
>lmao
>lmao
>cheque
>cheque
>lmao
>lmao
>lmao
>audis are for runts
>lmao
>lmao
>very much cheque
>lmao
>lmao
>cheque
>lmao
>lmao
>cheque
>cheque
>cheque

began to see a pattern

>>Six feet tall
6'1
>>Muscly, toned and athletic
nah not really
>>Brown eyes
dark blue
>>Short dark hair
dark blonde
>>Smart dress sense
nah
>>A beer / lager drinker
yeah
>>Non smoker
nah
>>Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
sometimes
>>Gets ready in 17 minutes
nah
>>Stylish
nah
>>Wants a family
nah
>>Earns £48,000 a year
£0
>>Loves shopping
nah
>>Eats meat
yah
>>Clean shaven
nah
>>Smooth chest
nah
>>Watches soaps
nah
>>Enjoys watching football
sometimes
>>Drives an Audi
cant drive
>>Educated to degree level
kicked out of high school
>>Earns more than you
nah
>>Jokes around and has a laugh
nah
>>Sensitive when you are upset
gay
>Tells you he loves you only when he means it
nope
>>Admits it when he looks at other women
sure
>>Holds a driving licence
see above
>>Can swim
i'm not black
>>Can ride a bike
i'm not asian
>>Can change a tyre
maybe
>>Rings mum regularly
i live with her

true tb.h

I am a Greek.

somewhat hungry rn tbqh

all greeks should be killed

eat my (penis)

Ireland teaches the sublime art of bant.
we dont really master it

t. alberta barbaros

All AustraliANOs should be killed

why'd you put that in parentheses

Enjoying this new Sup Forums plugin

how do I look?

>>Six feet tall
5'10, so no
>>Muscly, toned and athletic
definitely not
>>Brown eyes
blue
>>Short dark hair
yes
>>Smart dress sense
maybe
>>A beer / lager drinker
yes
>>Non smoker
yes
>>Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
no/maybe
>>Gets ready in 17 minutes
no
>>Stylish
no
>>Wants a family
definitely not
>>Earns £48,000 a year
no
>>Loves shopping
no
>>Eats meat
yes
>>Clean shaven
yes
>>Smooth chest
no
>>Watches soaps
no
>>Enjoys watching football
no
>>Drives an Audi
no
>>Educated to degree level
in the process
>>Earns more than you
no
>>Jokes around and has a laugh
no
>>Sensitive when you are upset
no
>Tells you he loves you only when he means it
yes/maybe
>>Admits it when he looks at other women
maybe
>>Holds a driving licence
no
>>Can swim
yes
>>Can ride a bike
yes
>>Can change a tyre
maybe
>>Rings mum regularly
yes, every week

I'm basically all of it haha

like a trap

(it's a gimmick)
suggest you delete this lad x

manlet

why do you want to kill the people that created this? youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

joke's on you, he's a greek

12

feeling catholic

like a starving chav

>implying that was an argument AGAINST killing Australians

thailad you are a beautiful human being

y-you too

post boipoosy

Thailad you are both the most tryhard and the most glorious poster here.

is this courtney barnlet new album?

/brit/ definitely needs to put more energy into bullying leafs.

If you reply to the stars and stripes, it's time to re-evaluate your life.

going to take a nap

wake us up in an hour yeah?

But not before bullying anime posters.

if you post gooktoons unironically, it's time to end your life

he can't work out the London underground. Don't hero worship the TL. It's biphasic and lichenesque

v. nice quads

I'll put in a word for you with the superior

>tfw to dumb too understand those words