Mest v Doyers: Game Thread

deGod vs Urinas

First for Urias blowing out arm and needing Tommy John.

apologize to us

>Poolio Urine Ass

>no lineups
>not official

Leave it to a mestfag to make a horrible thread

I-I'll do my best!

remember to report and ignore all jints shitposters, please help us out here mets bros

we like jints fans more than you faggots
fuck off

>being a rule cuck

Most fan bases prefer every other fan base over the Dodgers.

>Will they hit Utley?
>Will they hit Utley?
>Will they hit Utley?
>Will they hit Utley?
>Will they hit Utley?

I dont think the Mets are crybabies like the Rangers.

who /basedutleytbh/ here

not me
i'm hoping he at least cracks a rib

>a fucking leaf

Hitting utley is like winning the world series for mestfags

WE HAVE BEEN OUT FOR BLOOD SINCE OCTOBER.
WHY HAVE THEY NOT RETALIATED AGAINST UTLEY?

Based Utley

probably waiting for the last game in the series like the >rags

Holy shit is Chase Utley batting leadoff? Is this normal for Doyerfags?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

He hit first four out of the last five games so probably

Haha old man Utley wasnt even close

And a clean slide by Utley.

He's been leading off all season

>Turner
>3rd

Jesus

>The city of Chase Utley

inb4 Urias tears his rotator cuff on the 1st pitch

inb4 absolutely fucking shelled in the first inning

whos ready for a lead off homer?

nth for fuck the Dodgers

Who /confy/ right now?

Seager NL ROY this year and Urias next year?

>Harvey "The Dark Knight of Gotham" (lel) confirmed crybabby
>leGrom losing velocity at age 27

kek

>1st ever pitch a ball

Thats it. Career over.

>Seager NL ROY

not even the best rookie infielder in the division

Steven Matz 2016 Rookie of the Year sorry.

That was pretty high

Matz will win this year. Seager is a 3B pretending to be a SS and his shit defense will catch up with him.

>young pitcher on the mound
>"he has the composure of a veteran"

>that strike zone
hahahahahahaha

remember what happened the last time a dodgers """"phenom""" debuted against the mets?

TRIPS CONFIRMED

>urine-ass

wuh oh

it's ogre. Urias is finished.

>that pitch
ahahahahaha was he trying to bean the crowd?

KEK

>POOLIO URINE-ASS
>POOLIO URINE-ASS
>POOLIO URINE-ASS
>POOLIO URINE-ASS
>POOLIO URINE-ASS

Mexican babby scared of planes

man i hope he settles in
at least he's making it interesting

>those autism glasses
>meme wild pitches 10 feet over the catchers head

"Wild Thing" Vaughn confirmed

>double
>wild pitch

Just send him back already

My sides!!!!!

URIAS A BUST

pls do something good neil

>Wild Pitch in your first inning

hes gonna reach his pitch limit by the 3rd inning at this rate

I'd forgotten how autistic Mets fans can be.

he shook

THIS FUCKING GUY IS OUR BEST PROSPECT WHY IS OUR FUCKING FARM SO FUCKING SHIT WE'RE BASEBALL ROYALTY THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

Pls neil fuck this rookie up i beg

>baseball royalty

>urineass
tep kok

>urine-ass

bust confirmed

better luck with the next meme doyers fags

>poolio
>urine
>ass
>doyer """"""phenoms""""""

LMAO

remember last year when an unheralded Giants rookie no hit the mets

Mexico BTFO

Thank you based Walker

>13.5 Career ERA
>3 Career WHIP

i swear the mets have been no hit like 5 times in the last 2 seasons

is urias a bust?

...

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

CHEEKY HIT

>wearing belisario glasses

Kids a bust

...

>Urineass

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

we really should be playing lagares more though, fuck playing eric campbell every day and not an actual hitter

>Uranus

>these dodger announcers trying to justify urine-ass's debut performance

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

>all the autism in this thread

even jintsfags are less insecure

>Poorias

>Seager

i'm gonna be honest, even if he comes out RIGHT THIS INNING he's still probably not a bust yet
the little spic is 19 for god's sake
still he's not looking like the legend the doyers need him to be

...

BUST
U
S
T
HE LOOKS LIKE A LIGHTER VERSION OF BELISARIO SO NO SURPRISE HERE

REV UP THAT BULLPEN

AHHAHAHAHA

>DOYERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Mexican phenoms

Stop it my sides can't take it

...

>beating up on a pitcher making his debut is like winning the world series for mestfags

BUILD

>ERA over 40

>bullpen warming up already

Toppest of keks

...

that's a rare juan, mind if i save it?

Plawecki really needed that hit but damn

>Roberts hinting that they need BP help
>"Hey lets make this guy a starter"
>30+ pitches in the first inning
>never threw more than 5 or 6 innings in AAA
>BP still shit

The Doyers everyone

this particular ass blasted response is always so good to me.