/v4 + friends/

Helenów Edition

/ausnz/

Hello friends

are the hard working people from v4 still asleep from yesterday? or why is noone here

Yeah they're probably sleep drunk still from yesterday.

thst means they have friends to drink with...

Most get drunk by themselves due to crippling depression, user.

i would love to drink with them. and make everyone feel better

I'd have a beer with both of you desu

Where is everyone today, it's already 11.

i am here

Recovering from last night out. Me included.
>inb4 normies reee

Hi guys, hello friendly Liechtensteiner.
It's windy as hell today, no way I'm going anywhere.

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Saving that for further use.
Are you a native or a Visegradian abroad?

native. was born and raised here.

Why /v4/ of all places then?

Maybe his family is suing our government to return moravia

magyar cigany

Because:

>/deutsch/
bunch of Germans with german """Humor""" and generally pre-teen thread quality. Also pretty edgy because "muh AFD"

>/brit/
"hello. can i stay here?"
*jumps on you* "gee liechti-kun, are you a virgin?" *puts peepee in poopoo.*

>/balt/ + /ausnz/
autistic faggots wo are trying desperatly to be funny. could also be names /autism gemeral/

>/rus/
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cannot kyrillic

>/cum/
"hello"

Liechten (((stein)))

Fuck of jew. stein lol muh heritage, nazi gold, trump miem.

>/tr/

dont like turks anyway.

>/asean/

too disconnected.

>/mämmi/

häääkäääpääätääää, täääpäää tööötöö tetttäää

t.spurdoepic memem lolololololol

>/v4/

"hello, can i stay here?"

renames /v4/ to /v4/ +friends

Compared to all those other threads, our thread is really dead though.

its just a phase

quality over quantity, r-right guys?

y-yes

It depends on the day and hour.

Pretty apt description of most threads, but I never even went to /tr/ or /asean/.

Post some comfy Liechtenstein places, friend.

Going to village outside of Wrocław and Wrocław for this weekend. I hope it snows, it'd be cool.

what is/was for lunch ladm8s?
picrel with pasta here

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>>/rus/
>...
>cannot kyrillic
/slav/
>2016
>don't know Cyrillic

>what is/was for lunch ladm8s?
spaghetti with morcadella and grated cheese, don't have a pic, ate them all

That's so pretty.

comfy desu

Villages are usually comfy desu

More of a brunch...

A garlic baguette with mozzarella, cherry tomatoes and humus.


Also, hello guys.

>any year
>any race
>unironically knowing potato runes

im hungry now

>uncooked tomatoes
I always have to cook mine first.

you monster...

Although I have to say, it wouldn't make much of a difference with november tomatoes, imported from italy, they were almost tasteless.

How are you today friends?

Who /in agonizing pain/ here?

>woke up, looks like everything is normal
>take phone in bed, post magyar cigany in v4...
>hour passed, stomach started to hurt like a bitch
>lied in bed more, it's getting unbearable and feel like vomiting in few seconds
>dressed up, got up, went to the toilet
>diarrhea
>now drinking mint tea made by babushka
>keeping hand over mouth because stomach is in agonizing pain to the point where I have to keep leaning and moving and because I feel like I will vomit in few seconds, the whole time

I had the same thing last week after getting kebab - maybe you got food poisoning from something?

I just had good sausages with potatoes at work and then boiled chicken which might have not been good. My sister had Norovirus recently though, just few days ago. Kept vomiting and even had to stay at hospital. Not sure what it is that I have.

>food poisoning from chicken
I wonder which country it was from

If you didn't check the chicken then maybe that's it unless you contracted that virus from your sister, which to be honest seems like the more likely scenario.

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bird flu is around again. you shouldnreport to autorities

>ywn live in a town at the foothills of Krkonoše, slavicizing the land which has always been rightfully Czech

just Slováci can understand any Slavic runes

Just came back from the toilet, feels like I vomited around half litre of stuff. This is fucking agonising...

that chicken yesterday looked suspicious :^)

Have any oc pics of Śnieżka?

>it's only 14:00 and on my 3rd coffee today

Anyone else mildly addicted?

And what about /kurva anyátok/?

>And what about /kurva anyátok/?

drinking my 2nd right now
bit hungover desu so im gonna drink a few more later im sure

ppl dont really like foreigners in there desu

it's pretty rad
can't complain desu

can confirm

I apologize for magyarization
what now

>magyarization
that was good tho

Don't hold back. Vomit to cleanse the body but keep drinking water since you'll dehydrate quickly.

>Currently, many Hungarians are either unaware or refuse to acknowledge this horrific and shameful part of their history, or, similar to Holocaust denial
its another shoah

Hello /v4/

I declare this day war upon ruthenian swine that occupies rightful clay of Slovakia.
I call upon our allies at /v4/ to assist our constant harassment of Ukraine users on Sup Forums from now on.
There will be no peace between /v4/ and Ukraine until Ukraine cedes this rightful clay to it's rightful owner.
There will be no peace between scum that occupies rightful clay of countries within v4's system.
Beware the /v4/'s wrath and hail /v4/ and it's states

HEIL /V4/

well, last ti,e we went to war, 50 go and 51 came back

Běž domů Ivane
Čeká tě Nataša.

k

Nah mate, we need Ukraine intact as a buffer between us and R*ssia

what if we would do something like pic.rel.?

na chuj nam to zadupie możesz mi powiedzieć

t. horse cavallery tactican

lwów i kijów to polskie miasta, a wschodnia ukraina jest piękna

shush, my plan i flawless

zachodnia*

nie, nie są polskimi miastami

a całosc ukrainy jest obrzydliwym zadupiem

e tam maciek, marudzisz

Jesus fucking christ please help me to not go totally insane.

>tfw no gf feels for some reason higjer than usual
>feel like im missing out big time on best part of my life
>need 50€ cant get it

Fuck off you Czech whore. That part belongs to Hungary, just like Felvidék.

I just can't wait until we become friends with Slovaks, those poor, innocent, and not so bright people, and when they let their guards down we'll fuck them over, and we'll have our revenge.

It may not yet happen tomorrow...But one day.

Here, I fixed Ukraine, evryone should be ok with it

its christmas, even normies get depressed around this time

>Pole dreams about partitioning
stockholm syndrome is strong with you

Now off to /slav/ with you

No
Carpathian Ruthenia to Slovakia
Kaliningrad to Poland
Transylvania to Hungary

Give Ruskie few years and few hundred kilometers in Ukrs clay and they will give it with big thank you themselves.

>Carpathian Ruthenia to Slovakia
I gave them 3/4 of it. I just want glorious Border of Friendship with Hungary
>Kaliningrad to Poland
*Królewiec and yes
>Transylvania to Hungary
There like 5 million people in Transylvania. Most of them are Romanians. That would be huge problem for Hungry. But autonomous Székely Land would be a good compromise

huge hangover lads

top kek

We dont need more Ukraine, Eastern Slovakia is fucking shithole already

>tfw no slovak gf

thats a boy in a wig

you're mum is a boy in a wig

hmmm

we need more ukraine qts

fuck no

did someone say mikoto

no

nice lipstick faggot

Do hungarians call us Felvidek still? I mean in everyday conversations not in books or w/e.
What about Bratislava? Is Pozsony still?

baaam

post more pics of her

>1 000 years later
>eternal magyar still cant keep his lust for innocent Slav girls down

post her fb

i thought posting her pics would make the pain go away, but it made it worse.

Last one, now im gonna delet them all from my pc and i dont want to see that face ever again

fuck my life

tell us your story, user
with some more pictures attached

tldr im a fucking retard and i shouldve herod when i still had will to do it