New Zealand is a fully developed country with a beautiful natural landscape. It's similar to Australia in a lot of ways...

New Zealand is a fully developed country with a beautiful natural landscape. It's similar to Australia in a lot of ways, but they have far better internet, are MUCH nicer and more welcoming to foreigners and most of all, they're not actually full! There's plenty of room to settle!

So what are you waiting for?

Find out more on how to become a New Zealand citizen here:

immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas/options/live-permanently

FUCK OFF, WERE FULL!!

>tfw you live in the greatest country on Earth

Actually we're the greatest country on Earth, so fuck off.

>not actually full
>implying australia is
seems pretty desolate in most places in australia desu

Dark spots contain 1 million people per square kilometre. Light spots houses Emu insurgents that will kill humans on sight.

It's all uninhabitable arid desert. You'd have more chance terraforming Mars than ever living there

DELETE THIS NOW!!!

just visiting paddy?

You are aware that the non lit areas are full of killer spiders, sneks and emus hence why it is so empty

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It's ironic that despite what edgelords on Sup Forums say, New Zealand is very welcoming of foreigners, except for old people who go out of their way to be rude. Old people will be dead soon anyway, Kek

>t. Zhang McPatel

expect me

I've heard Mexican immigrants are VERY popular with the ladies

Australians have been much much nicer to me on here than Kiwis have ever remotely come to being.

Black lives matter in NZ more than the US, you'd find your home at last

No thanks people are welcoming?
oh so you meet our vocal minority then?

Good for you.
be prepared for backtalk and racist whispering then.
Also alot of us don't really like Yanks of any ethnic, but don't really talk about it in public its all talking behind your back type shit.

but Canadians are fine.
also this

>moving to a tiny island in the middle of nowhere

Im from L.A. dude, no thanks

>tiny

Umm... nice try sweetie xD

>Black lives matter in NZ more than the US
Uh no, unless you are referring to Fijians, we do not value blacks any higher than how the average American view a Black person.

t. Jim-James "Jimmy Jimbo" Jameson

Nice try emu, but shitposting and shilling for NZ's destruction at the hands of foreign savages on a Nepalese motorcycle enthusiasts sub-forum won't accomplish anything. New Zealand has one of the strictest immigration policies on planet Earth. If you don't have a bachelor's degree or better in a STEM field you don't even have a chance of becoming a citizen.

They will never understand

So your entire country is as big as a couple of states. Big deal.

You dont even cover americas eastern seaboard. Im not impressed, friendo.

He's Australian, not from NZ

Is this supposed to be a "big" state? LMAO nice try kid... nice try...

You clowns are forgetting about Alaska

The only thing these posts are proving is how small your cock is

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