/hoc/ shitposting edition

hahaha memeeeees

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first for swedish hockey on the rise

Callahan>Bill

Anyone have that list of teams without a Minnesotan playing on their team?

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Best Canadian team next year?

Transpa Gay LGBTning suck dicks

pulju

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Nice pic

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>Still playing Kronwall

The pens will win in 4 .

>Not one team in the playoffs
>Not one cup this century
>A fucking leaf

I'm looking forward to an image of him pissed off on the bench with Torts screaming in his ear with the caption: "His smile and optimism, gone".

Habs. Subban and Galchenyuk getting snubbed for the WC will motivate them to propel >us to a good season

How can Bill even compete?

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Can you literally fuck off? Your shit is not even remotely funny. Stop ruining threads spamming this shit

Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

>tfw Pulju and Bill won't play in the World Cup

Severe lack of memes. Sad!

WC is >ours this year Americaitlyn

>giving it a you
this is the same tranny obsessed caitlyn autist from over the summer just ignore him

please no

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>buttmad transexual sandwich eating floridian detected

Why the fuck isn't Bill playing? They probably didn't include pulju because people can't tell his actual skill leven right now because of injuries, I'm kinda disappointed that Laine is in the team t b h

I just watched a new Simpsons episode, holy fuck is it dogshit.

The plot was they were drugging elderly people in a retirement home

>Team Europe

legit interesting. probably gonna be a mess though

>MAD
>AT MEMES

isnt that part of the job of nurses at retirement homes?

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wew right on the money

It was like hallucinogenic drugs and the old people liked it because they went back to times they liked.

I'm not even kidding when I said there was 4 jokes in the entire 24 minutes, none of which elicited a laugh.
At least they kept the politics down to only 5 or 6 quips.

The leafs , jets and MTL faggots

i dont really bother watching any of that anymore. even south park got really stale. i just stick to watching movies, tv sucks

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>tfw I will always be an Amerialpha and not a Canabeta

>anglocetas

>back to back Olympic champs
>back to back WC champs
feels good

What's your team, and who is their best prospect?

beautiful elite man

I didn't see any of the latest South Park season.
Nathan for You is the best comedy on TV in a long long time

As for dramas the only one I'm DVRing right now is Preacher I think.

sports and Seinfeld reruns senpai

>Swedecucks

Just when you think it will feel old.... it never does. Feels good to own this sport

:)

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*farts*

Huskies 1-0

ignore shitposters sweden we can be friends.

was this even legit

Pongs
Either Daniel Sprong or Tristan Jarry, not counting Murray

Forever and always

I have seen no reason why it wouldn't be

He's coming to the oilers.

>Canada
>America
>Anglo
Pick one

Do you think he'll be dragging his son up on stage at the draft when he's 30?

>trying to disown your own offspring

>my own offspring
More like my wife's son

>losing control of your wife's son
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usa is the rebellious slut daughter
canada is the golden boy :)
australia is the disowned deadbeat son

this is FACT and you better not disagree

>Team USA is full of shitty grinders
Why do they even bother making a team, all they ever do is try to trap and grind their way to a fluke win and fail miserably.

why is it always wife's son and not wife's daughter

Keep talking shit cunt, you'll see what happens

Canada is more like the bastard child we had with a French harlot

You're still the favourite though.

you spend too much time on the underage boards

How about New Zealand?

Literally who

>usa is the rebellious slut daughter
Well she is packed full of blacks and Mexicans

You think about this too much

goodnight /hoc/

i'm gonna fall asleep to band of brothers now

>Tranpa Bay Blots

Tulo confirmed out for the rest of the season

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communist

>rags

The oilers will come up to the stage a couple of years from now and draft Katz kid first overall.

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I assume you mean the BBC version Band of Brothas.

>/hoc/ is now 100% tranny free

kippers is still here

how often do you think the caitlyn autist thinks about dick every day?

How often do you think about him?

>him

Where are shattenkirk and backes gonna go

i just tried watching the basketball game

what a fucking horrible sport

>rags

Penguins
Penguins

Mad at legod ?

Top jek

Yotes
>strome, dvorak

tbqhwy I'd say there is just as much refpuck as there is refball. Honestly the tampa-pittsburgh series was a nightmare

he didn't say anything about refball

he said it's a horrible sport which is true

what? ive never watched that shit before

same

>doubled up in shots in game 7
>"""""refpuck"""""
Tampon Gays

>yet lost by 1 goal
:^)

well being on the penalty kill all the time certainly would affect shots, not that i think there was any ref puck

Oilers trade RNH to the Blues for Shattenkirk+Berglund. Then they sign Backes for 4 years at 4mil. Draft Tkachuk 4th overall and sign Demers during FA. Trade Fayne to Leafs for Laich.

Hall - Draisaitl - Backes
Tkachuk - McDavid - Eberle
Pouliot - Berglund - Kassian
Hendricks - Letestu - Yakupvo
Klefbom - Sekeras
Davidson - Shattenkirk
Nurse - Demers
Talbot

>doubled up in shots
>doubled up on the scoreboard
I don't see anything wrong with this

Officially boycotting Team USA after they snubbed based Bill. Though maybe this was Bettman's plan to make people care about Team North America (it worked tbqh)

Oilers, and trick question, they have no true prospects.