You wake up in Paramaribo, Suriname

> You wake up in Paramaribo, Suriname.
Your next move?

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go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

I leave

Fuck some Chinese/African/Dutch/French/Indian qt then commit suicide

wft i want to go to the nearest Spanish ambassy now

that Maurits Snacks looks intersting... I go there.

Go to the Spanish embassy because the receptionist is a QT.

Go to Abo

Be happy and start my new life, instead of just killing myself tbqh

1. Take Bus to Boa Vista Brasil
2. Take Plane to Rio de Janeiro
3. Chill for a week on the beach and enjoy vacation
4. Fly back home

Enjoy those Far West feels.

Suriwhere? Why the hell is the sign in Chinese and Dutch, but all the people are dark brown?

Roll on the ground, paint my body black by mud, and then integrate into the society

It is a former Dutch colony I believe.

Good posts.

>榮華金店

Cross the border, go to the nearest bus terminal, buy a ticket to São Paulo, go home.

go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

Goedemiddag! Mag ik de volgende boot naar Nederland nemen, alstublieft?

shout Clarence Seedorf until someone understands

Wonder how much did I drink last night.

Kanker hoe ben ik nu weer in zuid-amerika beland verdomme ik wil naar huis

Eat Roti, cruise the rivers with a jetski, party with bitches.

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Kill self

take a bus to Guyana and kill myself

Wonder why everything in my town is now in Dutch.

What's THIS?

HAHHAHAHHAHAHA KEKS

Must be Canadian embassy. Congrats you've found it.

same

LEAF'D

Aren't there alot of Indonesians in Suriname?

Suriname is the most demographically weird country in the world. There are a lot of Indians, Indonesians, Chinese, black and natives there. Islam, Christianity, Hinduism are all popular.

This

Get called on by creools, run to hindus
Try to visit old dutch settelements

Looks a lot like Erie, PA ngl

So it's basically Deportees From All Over The Dutch Colonies: the state? Nice.

Go touristing.

>If I get homesick, I can go to that store and buy an Abo

>missing boongs

Stay in Cairns Iad

#Justnewworldthings

Go to Waterkant bar and have a Parbo beer and wait until everything blows over

go to the closest spanish embassy i can find

>German education

That's easy for you to say. Suriname would be a step up.

I'd shout Edgar Davids so everyone thinks I'm blind and feels obliged to help.