> You wake up in Paramaribo, Suriname.
Your next move?
You wake up in Paramaribo, Suriname
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go to the closest spanish embassy i can find
go to the closest spanish embassy i can find
I leave
Fuck some Chinese/African/Dutch/French/Indian qt then commit suicide
wft i want to go to the nearest Spanish ambassy now
that Maurits Snacks looks intersting... I go there.
Go to the Spanish embassy because the receptionist is a QT.
Go to Abo
Be happy and start my new life, instead of just killing myself tbqh
1. Take Bus to Boa Vista Brasil
2. Take Plane to Rio de Janeiro
3. Chill for a week on the beach and enjoy vacation
4. Fly back home
Enjoy those Far West feels.
Suriwhere? Why the hell is the sign in Chinese and Dutch, but all the people are dark brown?
Roll on the ground, paint my body black by mud, and then integrate into the society
It is a former Dutch colony I believe.
Good posts.
>榮華金店
Cross the border, go to the nearest bus terminal, buy a ticket to São Paulo, go home.
go to the closest spanish embassy i can find
go to the closest spanish embassy i can find
Goedemiddag! Mag ik de volgende boot naar Nederland nemen, alstublieft?
shout Clarence Seedorf until someone understands
Wonder how much did I drink last night.
Kanker hoe ben ik nu weer in zuid-amerika beland verdomme ik wil naar huis
Eat Roti, cruise the rivers with a jetski, party with bitches.
Kill self
take a bus to Guyana and kill myself
Wonder why everything in my town is now in Dutch.
What's THIS?
HAHHAHAHHAHAHA KEKS
Must be Canadian embassy. Congrats you've found it.
same
LEAF'D
Aren't there alot of Indonesians in Suriname?
Suriname is the most demographically weird country in the world. There are a lot of Indians, Indonesians, Chinese, black and natives there. Islam, Christianity, Hinduism are all popular.
This
Get called on by creools, run to hindus
Try to visit old dutch settelements
Looks a lot like Erie, PA ngl
So it's basically Deportees From All Over The Dutch Colonies: the state? Nice.
Go touristing.
>If I get homesick, I can go to that store and buy an Abo
>missing boongs
Stay in Cairns Iad
#Justnewworldthings
Go to Waterkant bar and have a Parbo beer and wait until everything blows over
go to the closest spanish embassy i can find
>German education
That's easy for you to say. Suriname would be a step up.
I'd shout Edgar Davids so everyone thinks I'm blind and feels obliged to help.