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saturday edition

what are you lads up to then eh

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Still trying to find a good segue to ask this girl out sometime. Why am I so bad at this?

need a snaggletooth gf

FOY
O
Y

>tfw no brie larson gf

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some fat fuck genuinely volunteers to clean up people's digital messes for free. mind boggling

*takes out a wonga loan*
*heads down to the FOBTies*

ah yes today is my lucky day i can feel it

All that noise, and all that sound
All those places I have found
And Janny deleting at the speed of sound

Oh Janny.

starting to think all the depression posters have topped themselves 2bh

janny isn't fucking about today

Look at this fedora cunt in a long jacket and boots ahahahah


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Just had a wank because there's no customers in

virus do not click

Was trying to remember somebody last night and by pure accident I ran across him on Twitter today while looking for something else.

So weird when that happens.

janny, please come clean this up (for free)

Stephen King is a hack

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do you normally fuck the customers

You cripplephobe!

i haven't read any of his books but i've heard they mostly revolve around writers with personal problems fighting evil in small town maine

´top lol

The Shining wasn't in Maine

would love if he posted this before it was announced anywhere else

Went home with one once but not usually

A nice McDonalds would really improve Cuba.

ANIME IS SO CUTE

might start a revolution

Bought incense sticks lads

God I love how they smell, takes my back to when I was travelling

My room's a smoky haze though

There is one, it's in Guantanamo

What did he mean by this?

anime is literally the worst and a plague upon us all

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>paki defending paki taliban

Hmmm. Where have all these shitskins come from all of a sudden?

>God I love how they smell, takes my back to when I was travelling

good for you lad
also having a cheeky wank at work is a good feeling i've managed at least 1 at all my job

Spent a week in a dusty library
Waiting for some words to jump at me
We met by a trick of fate
French navy my sailor mate

death to the west

>man outside mosque in America
Ah yes, the united states. Brilliant.

>God I love how they smell, takes my back to when I was travelling

wonder how bean feels about castro's death, im sure he'll grace this general later and let us all know

Severe autism

>There are people still fedoraposting
>Not doing the hot new meme

Literal runts

>literal runts

>this get happens on Sup Forums
>few days later castro dies
>on pinochets birthday

meme magic is literally real

>kike defending kike interests to send british servicemen to their death
good cuck

>Canadians

>hot new meme
lad this is gimmick town

Correlation does not imply causation

I would like to think that most people are like him, whereas bigots are just more vocal than the average person.

Well done to him.

Also, ISIS want us to hate Muslims, that way some will feel marginalised by society and ISIS can come along and say 'fuck them, you'll never fit in with them, join us, this is where you belong', (I know most Muslims are brilliant people and this happens rarely, but this is the recruitment strategy) - racism discrimination ultimately fuels terrorism.

>meme magic is literally real

reddit

fuck off 14 year old

meme magic is a Sup Forums meme though

Causal flow is a spook

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Kikes > pakis

yes but it's popularised to the point that it's reddit now

fuck off reddit

screaming

99% of all people are tolerant, good natured people.

I would probably even say the same is true on Sup Forums and most people are just doing the bigotry as a meme.

>why yes, i do spend my time posting epic memes on a chinese gardening website, and when something happens that i wanted to happen, i screech with the rest of my epic memers "meme magic! XD"

apple are the only good laptop brand

if you want a decent windows laptop then you're limited to 1-2 brands and you have to spend £1000+, by which time you may as well buy a macbook

Ah yes, Taliban were just dindus. Afghanistan was a flourishing state under their rule.

literally the only place its popular on is /r/the_donald which is basically a watered down cucky Sup Forums colony anyway

Hamilton > Rosberg

Did a bait:

Business idea:post images and responses off reddit

>you will never breed a ripe, early-30s weatherwoman and make the nation aware of the potency of your seed and her belly grows on telly over the months

why am I alive

Messi > Lee Trundle

posted in that thread

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rasheed

Embarrassing.

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>leishitter

not much, just listening to some old tunes getting smoked out and pondering life

wailing

Figure it might be time to give up on girls, otherwise it's lowering my standards or working out and neither of those are happening

Can't attract the ones I find attractive and don't want the others

Tony Blair is a war criminal

>Can't attract the ones I find attractive and don't want the others
settle for what you can get

At last, he's speaking the truth.

The Taliban were better than the Northern Alliance and they ended the war. So they were sort of popular in that regard. But they were/are Islamist backward animals. That still doesn't entitle foreign countries the right to attack Afghanistan.

need an executive car

Pretty much where I am 2bh

I'm just starting to think about what I want to do in work instead.

Reminder if you can't do an over-hand grip pull up you would literally die if you fell down a shoulder-height hole alone on a cold night.

>Trump supposedly 6ft3
>Farage supposedly 5ft9
Something's not adding up here lads

I can't settle with what I"m not satisfied with

redpill me on tiramisu

>it's a pakis dragging the last thread's argument into a new episode

>amazon's black friday deals were fuck all
>haha here's cyber monday even though its not monday

False, I would call an uber

An excellent, moist cake

wouldn't be stupid enough to fall in a hole in the first place, runt

Keeley 2bh

>quit job
>thought i'd feel better
>feel worse

this has really made me think

Bought a buttplug which moves and vibrates for this cutie phd student. She told me she would wear it for me when I return to China.

I am going to make her wear it while she teaches her class and when she meets the rest of my family

Trump is bending foward slightly in that photo

Its easy when you 6'3 to look really short if you bend foward and stand with your legs slightly apart

screaming

maybe the source of your unhappiness wasn't the job

>arrival is #95 on IMDb top 250

interesting

Chicken Kiev or smoked haddock for tea lads which one?

Will be having McCaine's™ lightly spiced potato wedges and a bag of microwaveable frozen veg on the size.