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I've went to the art museum in Toronto.
It was nice.

I only go to the city to attend a music concert, theater, eat at a particular restaurant, or see a baseball game.

Otherwise I stay down here in muh boonies.

I saw the Turner exhibit a while back. Good stuff.

Good morning, /cum/!

if you actually post with a county flag you might as well be a tripfag tbqh

ohayo

Good morning, Burger-san~

Nothing wrong with being a tripfriend

...

no invited

[spoiler] jk, also people kept asking me where i lived... [/spoiler]

You're one to talk, Hawaii

Hi Texas

excellent post!

>when you're so fucking lit and suddenly remember there's leftover Thanksgiving in the fridge

Good morning, /cum/

away with thee

I had a retarded dream where Norm MacDonald bulldozed down my apartment building and it collapsed, killing everyone but a dozen people. It turned out to be an imposter who read the Unabomber manifesto and went through cosmetic surgery to look like Norm.

What did I mean by this?

Good morning, Baja!

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Hello, Chile.

How are you today?

It means /cum/ needs more Normposting

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Ohayo!~

good, eating breakfast, what about you?

Had a dream that I was trafficking ventriloquist dummies

Because you want me to stick my hand up your ass

Same.

This day seems to be comfy.

You could say it was a dumb dream...

Used to have nightmares about puppets that decided to move themselves 2bh

actual pic of me

Had a dream I was making mistakes and getting yelled at at work

...

I just want to stay in bed all day, but I know I can't since I have to help cleaning the house

could be
CARLOS!

>work

May have gotten drunk and ordered 100lbs of Sour Patch Kids from a wholesaler again

Not like I have anything better to do from 8-4 Monday to Friday

Could've spent that money on vidya

I finished jacking off to glorious lesbian porn

>Again

what an unfunny video

>germans
>understanding humour

>sour
gross

Had a dream that Mario was a pizza slave before he was a plumber.

I bet you like salty hm?

>it took you that long to /cum/
Unforgivable

Bill Burr's latest podcast is so much funnier

...

well it took me 10-15 minutes to poop and get setup before i could actually start, and then i had to clean up

Might just take a flame thrower to the hemorrhoids in my ass

Was it a good poo?

>bill burr

Okay my mistake. I guess Germans do understand comedy.

was unsatisfying desu

i laugh at you because you're suffering
if i was infront of you i would ber laughing and pointing at your face

the only good poo is a dead poo

SO ITCHY AND BLOODY

That's what you get for sitting on cold stone

I hope you get better soon.

Thanks BajaChan and NOBODY ELSE

Bajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

can you get hemorroids from poorly whiping your ass and constantly scratch it for long periods of time?

No

How did you even get them?

Got pity money from my aunt...again.

T-thanks.

Yes
t. experience

I'm watching the new Gilmore girls. Last episode now.

What should I do with the rest of my Saturday?

Go outside to your beautiful white neighborhood and walk around appreciating the winter veil.

>watching gilmore girls
but why?

how was the season?

I'm hoping it's a return to the quality of the first few seasons

It's comfykino
Kek

are you grils?

Everything is gay.especially this suffering

nou

...

>his family members still considering his existence
>thinks he is not being loved
what a selfish drammaqueen
i never got shit for my birthday till i got 18, try to live with that

my suffering is actually pretty hetero

...you're not?

the apex of my day is my morning coffee and oatmeal desu

No!

Tfw new French press beaker is coming tomorrow

'CAUSE SHE'S WATCHING WITH THOSE EYES

I WANT POOPOO ON MY FACE
BIG SMELLY POOPOO

BRRRRRRRTTT

The apex of mine is getting high and killing time until I can go back to sleep

Its too early for this...shit

Where are these comics from?

>anarchy is order and organic food

Fuck cooking, I'm ordering pizza today

Hope the girl with a cute voice answers me

who /ancap/ here?

Don't really

@67908349

>Live in one of the best countries in the world
>Want to radically the change the government
Pick one Mohamed

An't nothing better than a nice Za on a saturday

*picks one*

Man I'd suck on those tits like the happiest baby in the world

I need to go somewhere but my gut is saying no, I need a sign to give me proper judgement

White girls a shit

those big are tits

Do you have one these with mugi?

here's ur sign