Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

もう一度日本に行きたい

失敗しまった

live.bilibili.com/307

ASMR多いね。
ニコ生とかでも流行ってんの?

中国語を聞いてると懐かしい気分

ni hao
如何和蘭陀生活付大麻?

これ何?中国版のニコ生みたいなもの?

Flash は死ぬ定めよ
諸行無常じゃ

>大麻

>葉っぱ

ダメだ、謝謝 しか聞き取れん。

>白人の乳首

ワイちゃん逝っちゃううううううううううううう
ドビュドビュ

>This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
It isn't and never will be

some japanese like to change the template

Explain.

>Explain.

Is anybody here willing to translate and sub a 40 minute video for me? I'm willing to pay.

it's Sup Forums when the japanese are asleep
and Sup Forums when they aren't

MONEY UP FRONT

イケメンになりたい

じゃ、僕の体をあげる

Fillon futur président?

Not an argument.

I'm ok with this.

お前イケメンなんか?
ならお前と入れ替わりたいわ

So the japs adapted an english word into their vocabulary,when there was none avalible in Japanese?
Is it common?
Why didn't they have a language reform to prevent this?

はいはい
オタクになる~~~

Your name ?

I'm willing to do 50% up front.

Sven

Really common. They even create new words out of English ones.
Because they don't care. When it's written in katakana it's not English anymore for them, it becomes Japanese.

カタカナで「セベン」って書くのかな?
セヴェン ?

不細工な俺の顔でいいなら 次長課長の河本に似てるらしい
お前に食わせるタンメンはねえよ!っつってね(笑)

my Japanese name is 中田四

スヴェンじゃね?

Sounds about right.
It becomes unintelligable after there is an "a" at the end and the "l"s and "r"s are mixed up completely anyways.
I just thouht the japs would rush to prevent a cultural infiltration from the west.
Or at least they would have,before the wars.

They didn't care enough, apparently. Besides, that's only limited to everyday objects imported from the west, such as doors, forks, etc. There are a lot of direct Japanese translations of technical and political terms, which ironically tend to be virtually identical in all European languages (words like philosophy, democracy, etc.).

Hail captain Sweden and his glorious cultural marxism contribution.

スヴェン

正解

日本語できないわ

So they didn't reform the vocabulary at all?
Just absorbed english and other words like the fucking borg?

But there are some ''Japanese English words(和製英語)''.
It's meaning is difficult from an origin English word .

Meh. Gonna vote for him tomorrow.
Just want to see the leftist face in 2017 when they will have to choose between Fillon and Marine

How is it pronounced?

お水飲んだらうめぇ!!

俺にもよこせや

「三葉」です。

I guess they didn't, but I don't think it really matters. Japanese still remains very lexically different from European languages. You know how when you learn a foreign European language, the more technical you get, the more similar the vocabulary? Well, you don't get that in Japanese, because they lack the Greek and Latin cultural influence. There's no real concern regarding the 'purity' of the language.

A large part of their vocabulary also originates from China (漢語)

That's what I was referring to when saying "creating new words".

Johnny Depp

四 = し
中 = なか
田 = だ

To add to what I said, most English loanwords are used only in casual circumstances. If you open any Wikipedia article about politics you practically won't see any katakana words.

Another question before I bugger off since I probably disrupt the thread too much with my less than elemental understanting of the japanese and their culture.
Are all japanes jokes just puns?
Make a little tounge twister with similarly sounding words and you got a hilarious jap joke?

Sweden

And I mistaked.
''It's meaning is difficult from an origin English word .''→’’It's meaning is diffrent from an origin English word .''

That much I knew,since I learned they adpated the chinese script for writing,so it was a given.
Do the chinese characters still hold the same meaning as they do in chinese or have they shifted a lot?

中田氏ですか 彼女が出来たらピル飲ませて中田氏したいなあ

私はスウェーデンから来ましたスヴェン・中出しです

ペッサリーやマイルーラもあるでよ

Why must you always be so crude?

皆様
中出ししたことがありますか?

僕の名前は何ですか

ほーん いろいろあるんやな

Naturally not all of them. It's a pretty big part of their humor though, yes, caused by the large abundance of homonyms.

There's no way the leftists are voting for either of them. Many people aren't going to vote probably.

Some characters don't have the same meaning anymore but if you know Japanese you can somewhat make sense out of Chinese sentences.

And vice versa,right?
Or at least a little bit,right,since japanes operates with half of chinese characters and pasta shaped lines,
I want to learn chinese,not japanese.

ちょおま

彼女が避妊してたけど出来なかったなぁ。
当時大学生だったから責任感感じてしまって。
アナルにはしてたけど。

ありません こう見えても童貞ですから
気づいたら22歳で童貞のままや

君の名前は・・・・・・㌰ン㌰ン・・・柊剛輔(ひいらぎつよし)くんや!!
今適当に考えた

>アナルにはしてたけど
スカトロフェチは人間じゃない

おちんちにはうんこが付いたかな。。。

間違えた 柊剛輔(ひいらぎごうすけ)だな

ドイツに謝れ

そう考えると汚いな 俺は嫌ですわ

痛過ぎたわ
あのひどい言葉

え!、洋物ポルノはアナルファックばっかじゃん。

良い流れ。
ほっこりしました。

僕も元彼のアナルの中に出したことがあります(^_^)

精液がウンコに混ざるとどうなるかな。。。

I can't speak from a Chinese point of view but knowing Chinese can only make things easier.

彼かぁ、まだ経験ないな。

Kawaii Gloly Hole

Gloly Hole ?

ググるして

このスレは童貞が多いんだな

キモいww

ヴォェェェェ!!!!!!!!!

なるほど、スペルが違ったので別のことかなと。
GloryHoleって言うんだ。

すいません 22歳で普通に童貞です
もう彼女作るの諦めた めんどくさいし

...

やめろーー さしもの温厚な俺でもおこりゅよ??ヽ(`Д´)ノプンプン

Leftist would vote for Juppé

これはわかる
彼女がようやく出来たときも間もなく面倒くさくなる
結局はソープに行くほうが楽だろう

言葉攻めは嫌なの?

Yeah Juppé would crush the FN because of them. But it could be pretty close with Fillon.
I don't see why any blue collar would vote for him as they'll get even more fucked if he wins.

I'm surprised how industrialized the japanese are when it comes to producing media,
It's fascinating!

この画像を初めてまじまじと見たけど
小学生(12才)はさすがに童貞で普通じゃないかミ

嫌で~す 言葉攻めするならもっと違う方面で攻めてほしい

Don't the japanese have their own script for numbers?
Why do I see the indian numbers all the time?