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Masculine girls edition

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shit thread so fat

the libertines 2bh
the kooks 2bh
the strokes 2bh
the arctic monkeys 2bh
suede 2bh

>that first episode of black mirror

So happy I got rid of social media tbqhwy

taking a risk

right i'm getting a drink what you havin?

deliberate mistake >.

SO HERE I AM

woowoo

pete doherty 2bh

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metalheadz mario can move

6 shots of sambuca please

the gf
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I'll stick to my buck fast tonic wine thank you very much

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janny, what a nob, eh? deary me...

off to whack the willy
hold my seat

switzerland is gods country

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wtf i love mario kart now

*presents neg hole*

Just got back from my shift at wetherspoons lads, AMA

cornetto

Shut UP you cunt

birthday girl

just memeing
or am i being harsh?

>how good we have it
>costs more on a train than to fly to germany and back

I don't think you realise how fucking shit that is

what did you get her, user?

2 month old daughter just pissed on me

rub her nose in it and throw her outside

i meant in terms of free movement and ease of travel
trains in this country are a fucking joke outside of london/home counties/the south east

good edition

need someone to positive my negative hole

shit scared of getting the gf preggers

how can I get her to take the pill

this sounds bad but then i realized thats how you teach dogs haha xx

my love
it's all she needs because she's NOT a whore for material possessions

chuckled at that

you don't deserve it tho just so you know

Ugly

ISIS - How to be a good mussie
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They murder a lad within the first 5 minutes on the video.

>platinum breakz
>platinum breakz II
>platinum breakz 03
>platinum breakz 4
just fuck my shit up

classic

the black wife keeps shouting at me lads

why is social media so cancerous?

not even cakes or sweets?

>Tha Jamminest Album U Eva Heard
>Tha Jamminest Album Of All Time

just fuck my life up

literally all me

>Go to nice restaurant downtown
>Nice quiet atmosphere, get a seat by the window with a view of the bay
>group of Northerners come in
>fat, short, and incredibly annoying, seem to be doing everything to be as obnoxious as possible
>sit right next to me
>shout and holler at each other
>weird accents
>constantly drinking
>scraping their utensils loudly against the plates
>always getting in and out of their seats
>decide to go to the bathroom for a rest
>lock the door
>some guy comes and begins grabbing the doorhandle, finds it locked
>still decides to shake it for 30 fucking seconds
>tell him it's occupied
>"Well hurry the fuck up cunt"
>Go outside after washing hands
>It's one of the fucking northerners

Why haven't these people been exterminated yet? Fucks sake

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who /cocteau/ here?

edit: thanks for the (You)s, kind stranger!

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is Sup Forums social media?

drinking one of the best tastiest wines ive ever had and its only 3 dollars...

business idea: open borders with mexico to all fleeing trumps fascism

on the condition they bring mexican food+qts of course

BANNED

its social media for anti-social people

omg :3

good post

business idea: pick up a milf from a pub and shag her

business idea: bans for people whose (you):post ration gets too low

need a latina gf NOW

water

SHART

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she enjoys birthdays

new gimmick:

try and make a qt Christian girl my gf over time, getting her to slowly fall in love with me and eventually end up being together

can't play two handed piano anymore

think both sides of my brain have disconnected

got quite a lot of blood coming out my ear atm, anyone else know this feel?

got no mixer for t'spirits lads

guess i should just drink water instead

Free movement fucks over more people than it hinders.

Setting up an e-visa system like Aus has with NZ would be easy, barely hinder anyone who was just going over to mainland Europe for the day and certainly wouldn't hinder holiday makers.

People act like before the EU it was hard, annoying or long winded to get to France/Holland/Belgium or Germany. It really wasn't, but then I assume most people ITT are so young that the EU has always been a part of their life and they believe that some relationships/processes that were set up, long ago, are all thanks to the EU. They really aren't.

there you are, la

mummy

thats a disturbing pic

good post if I ever saw one

drink it straight, pussy
it's easy when you're already drunk

so northerners are African?

Well that's fucking terrifying

why remove kebab when you can eat kebab

Set up a dating site profile again

Immediately regretted it again

I'll probably just let it rot and never message anyone again

might found a militant organisation to liberate cornwall from the westminster elite

no it will make me throw up everywhere
i'm a pussy when it comes to straight spirits, cannot handle them anymore after multiple incidents

>using dating sites besides tinder
would never do this

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I'm too ugly and self conscious for tinder

i was just laffin at the fact that alice eve played naomi and thad from blue mountain state played paul

just ate a pot of chive dip with a spoon
ama

No, Africans are much nicer

no, africans are northerners that got lost walking home from the shops

>tfw no biologically female gf

fuck off mum

what about real life?

don't know how to sugar coat it but using other dating site is just weird. it's like an abnormie stamp.

tfw kept abusing a kebab man in a kebab shop and he removed me from the premises one time

this is sole reason for me joining britain first

JANNY :[[[

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damn
would still need a couple of beers 2bh would remind me too much of my mum

how the tables have turned

phwoar, love to smear some lard on that gash

Chongin on a spliff desu
Dude i'm like SO high right now xD

I just don't talk to many girls 2bh

I really just need to abandon hope 2bh

JANNY GOING HAM

told him YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT THIS IS BRITAIN, THIS IS MY COUNTRY AND I WANT SOME SHISH WITH NAAN YOU FUCK

didn't work tho

Holy shit this pic turned me on

The thought of pounding her hard doggystyle while rubbing her clit and clasping her big mummy titties with the old overhand really has me going

might start a barbershop quartet with my barber and his barber and steve