Masculine girls edition
/brit/
shit thread so fat
the libertines 2bh
the kooks 2bh
the strokes 2bh
the arctic monkeys 2bh
suede 2bh
>that first episode of black mirror
So happy I got rid of social media tbqhwy
taking a risk
right i'm getting a drink what you havin?
deliberate mistake >.
SO HERE I AM
woowoo
pete doherty 2bh
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metalheadz mario can move
6 shots of sambuca please
I'll stick to my buck fast tonic wine thank you very much
janny, what a nob, eh? deary me...
off to whack the willy
hold my seat
switzerland is gods country
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wtf i love mario kart now
*presents neg hole*
Just got back from my shift at wetherspoons lads, AMA
cornetto
Shut UP you cunt
birthday girl
just memeing
or am i being harsh?
>how good we have it
>costs more on a train than to fly to germany and back
I don't think you realise how fucking shit that is
what did you get her, user?
2 month old daughter just pissed on me
rub her nose in it and throw her outside
i meant in terms of free movement and ease of travel
trains in this country are a fucking joke outside of london/home counties/the south east
good edition
need someone to positive my negative hole
shit scared of getting the gf preggers
how can I get her to take the pill
this sounds bad but then i realized thats how you teach dogs haha xx
my love
it's all she needs because she's NOT a whore for material possessions
chuckled at that
you don't deserve it tho just so you know
Ugly
ISIS - How to be a good mussie
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They murder a lad within the first 5 minutes on the video.
>platinum breakz
>platinum breakz II
>platinum breakz 03
>platinum breakz 4
just fuck my shit up
classic
the black wife keeps shouting at me lads
why is social media so cancerous?
not even cakes or sweets?
>Tha Jamminest Album U Eva Heard
>Tha Jamminest Album Of All Time
just fuck my life up
literally all me
>Go to nice restaurant downtown
>Nice quiet atmosphere, get a seat by the window with a view of the bay
>group of Northerners come in
>fat, short, and incredibly annoying, seem to be doing everything to be as obnoxious as possible
>sit right next to me
>shout and holler at each other
>weird accents
>constantly drinking
>scraping their utensils loudly against the plates
>always getting in and out of their seats
>decide to go to the bathroom for a rest
>lock the door
>some guy comes and begins grabbing the doorhandle, finds it locked
>still decides to shake it for 30 fucking seconds
>tell him it's occupied
>"Well hurry the fuck up cunt"
>Go outside after washing hands
>It's one of the fucking northerners
Why haven't these people been exterminated yet? Fucks sake
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who /cocteau/ here?
edit: thanks for the (You)s, kind stranger!
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is Sup Forums social media?
drinking one of the best tastiest wines ive ever had and its only 3 dollars...
business idea: open borders with mexico to all fleeing trumps fascism
on the condition they bring mexican food+qts of course
BANNED
its social media for anti-social people
omg :3
good post
business idea: pick up a milf from a pub and shag her
business idea: bans for people whose (you):post ration gets too low
need a latina gf NOW
water
SHART
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she enjoys birthdays
new gimmick:
try and make a qt Christian girl my gf over time, getting her to slowly fall in love with me and eventually end up being together
can't play two handed piano anymore
think both sides of my brain have disconnected
got quite a lot of blood coming out my ear atm, anyone else know this feel?
got no mixer for t'spirits lads
guess i should just drink water instead
Free movement fucks over more people than it hinders.
Setting up an e-visa system like Aus has with NZ would be easy, barely hinder anyone who was just going over to mainland Europe for the day and certainly wouldn't hinder holiday makers.
People act like before the EU it was hard, annoying or long winded to get to France/Holland/Belgium or Germany. It really wasn't, but then I assume most people ITT are so young that the EU has always been a part of their life and they believe that some relationships/processes that were set up, long ago, are all thanks to the EU. They really aren't.
there you are, la
mummy
thats a disturbing pic
good post if I ever saw one
drink it straight, pussy
it's easy when you're already drunk
so northerners are African?
Well that's fucking terrifying
why remove kebab when you can eat kebab
Set up a dating site profile again
Immediately regretted it again
I'll probably just let it rot and never message anyone again
might found a militant organisation to liberate cornwall from the westminster elite
no it will make me throw up everywhere
i'm a pussy when it comes to straight spirits, cannot handle them anymore after multiple incidents
>using dating sites besides tinder
would never do this
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I'm too ugly and self conscious for tinder
i was just laffin at the fact that alice eve played naomi and thad from blue mountain state played paul
just ate a pot of chive dip with a spoon
ama
No, Africans are much nicer
no, africans are northerners that got lost walking home from the shops
>tfw no biologically female gf
fuck off mum
what about real life?
don't know how to sugar coat it but using other dating site is just weird. it's like an abnormie stamp.
tfw kept abusing a kebab man in a kebab shop and he removed me from the premises one time
this is sole reason for me joining britain first
JANNY :[[[
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damn
would still need a couple of beers 2bh would remind me too much of my mum
how the tables have turned
phwoar, love to smear some lard on that gash
Chongin on a spliff desu
Dude i'm like SO high right now xD
I just don't talk to many girls 2bh
I really just need to abandon hope 2bh
JANNY GOING HAM
told him YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT THIS IS BRITAIN, THIS IS MY COUNTRY AND I WANT SOME SHISH WITH NAAN YOU FUCK
didn't work tho
Holy shit this pic turned me on
The thought of pounding her hard doggystyle while rubbing her clit and clasping her big mummy titties with the old overhand really has me going
might start a barbershop quartet with my barber and his barber and steve