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no fun edition

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benis

why did the last one 404?

Janny is on the lose lads haha

>no fun edition
>have fun anyways

>leafs

Currently downloading Civ 5, what am I in for?

why not 6?

ew

just noticed something, the initials of canada, united states and mexico that gave this general its name, together form a sort of dirty slur, a word for semen. I chuckled when I realised, just thought you lot should know.

ta-ta

just got some chips, guacamole, and pico de gallo from the mexi mart down the street

gonna throw a fiesta tonight

Artillery and imbalanced civs

have you played civ before?

expect games that go on for hours

just realized /brit/ rhymes with shit haha

because 5 and all its expansion packs are massively on sale and I have always wanted to play it

>mods nuked the jew thread

REALLY makes you think

>janny is deleting lewd posts

B A S E D

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never played it before

>uh, user, did you really just say that people from Scandinavia are "cuckolds" just because they're tolerant of PoC?

>ordered some tendies
>menu says it comes with 7
>get 8

Best Province: Alberta
Worst Province: Quebec

5>4>2>3>1

oh. its not a bad game especially with all the expansions. you'll have fun
got banned the other day for posting fully clothed bunda. was not impressed t bh

what on gods earth happens in the green?

you should have sent it back

would've been devilish

Fucking hell just imagine how awful that will look when they get old and their skin starts sagging.

why do euro cars look so out of place in america

boredom after your first two games, if that long

why is /cum/mming so slow?

Baa baa black sheep do you have any wool

Hmmm

i asked the same thing in the last one. then it 404'd. i think theres some fuckery a foot

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the shitposter-in-chief has spoken

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

divide and conquer
divide and conquer

that's what they do to the goyim

lol he's so transparent.

Hmmmmm

they're small tiny things

An enjoyable buttocks

Is this considered normal in your cunt?

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what a guy

memes or statues?

I like you

I didn't post that

every time i read the comments of political posts on facebook/twitter i just want to shoot myself

elective monarchy was probably the best form of government desu. the average person is simply too retarded and should not have any say in regards to the future of their country

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Hmmmmm

Why does he always do this weird namecalling thing. Like he always comes up with dumb phrases like "crooked Hillary"

Hmmmm

he's a master marketer

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oh lawd

broke up with the gf
pretty sad senpai

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Because they stick in people's minds. He's very good at this. Watch Scott Adams (cartoonist who makes Dilbert) on YouTube if you want it explained further.

For example, "low energy" with Jeb Bush was a political killshot, but wasn't even that insulting. It was an uncommon insult that nobody else has ever been called before, but now you can't look at him without thinking "yeah, that kind of fits him".

It's all basically marketing, as the other user said.

Is that Gwen Stefanie?

civ 5 is at 6% downloaded at 400 kb/s, help

any nudes?

Hmmm
How was her booty game

>Marylanders need to pirate 5 pound games

*helps*

ur faceblind desu

i didn't pirate it m8 i bought it plus all the expansions for 12 dollars on steam

Gonna get a gf tomorrow lads

Should I join a running group full of old ladies?

The weird thing is, that while Trudeau is a popular PM and the nation as a whole definitely leans left, the 'leafs' you insult on Sup Forums are almost always among the far right Canadians.

my apologies
pls send crabs

milfs or seniles?

erping should be a bannable offense.

I want some canadian to sit on my face

Yes, you;ll master lady banter and get mild exercise too.

you dont even need crabs just buy Old Bay on amazon its all you need

un poco marica no?

The rain just make this day even more /cum/fy desu.

How very interesting

Unironically listening to Justin Bieber lads.

They kept playing it at Starbucks.

>implying Chesapeake blue crabs are available here

sorry and where are u now are toons

>Starbucks
Shame on you

You get Maine lobster, why not MD crabs?

me gusta mucho tula
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>rain
i would love to live in the northern hemisphere now

>he fell for the overpriced shellfish scam
you know it used to be poor people food, right? they all taste the same you live on an island just go to the docks

>t. Cuban-American

t. girls

>go to starbucks to pick up girls
>end up gay instead

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I certainly didn't go to pick up girls.

Just trying to get out more.

;)

no but i'm saying if you want the maryland experience buy Old Bay, it goes well on everything

i want to become a man who owns six personal watercraft

Try to get a job a job in private security in the USA:
>every motherfucking position hates foreigners
>needs citizenship for every grunt job possible
God dammit yankees!

time for /jokes/

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never buy a boat, pham. i watched my father waste 20 years on 4 of the bastards. took 'em out twice a year

They weren't poor people food because they tasted bad, they were poor people food because they were so easy to harvest and people got sick of eating them. Even a good thing gets old if it's your main source of food.
Back in the day you could pick 3lb lobsters out of tidal pools all day long.

>You get Maine lobster
Where? Tell me
*puts on bib*

Only somebody with shit taste in sea food would say this

I'll look into it, all I want is an authentic Maryland crab experience

i don't think you understand why a man buys a personal watercraft

>security
all the security i've seen is securitas and most of them are africans

>work
>school

fucking Norm
Best thing Canada has ever produced