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Duluth

tad early

I am the best dancer ITT

what?

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God Save the Queen

*saves the queen*

Mooks

#GF2017

*kisses the queen*

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when she dies the whole "royal family" nonsense will end, right?

as part of #GF2017, I have decided to not fap until I get a date with a qt

>tfw an irrelevant dictator on a shitty commie island outfoxed the USA for 60 years

Are there any statists here?

nah dude we're going to blow it out of proportion

Prove it.

Are there any other monarchists here?

>implying it was the same guy for 60 years
we killed him, and they just replaced him. we couldn't admit we did it so we just went along with it.

GUYS, CASTRO DIED ON PINOCHETS BIRTHDAY, SEE THE COINCIDENCE?

communism is not a mistake
el comunismo no fue un error.

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Any fascists here?

If you keep posting these images of Tomoko you're going to wish Trump built a wall to protect your ass from me.

absolutist monarchist here

I don't see what's so deep about /brit/.

It's just normal Sup Forums memes. No?

hahah yes sir I am we must stop these dirty SJWs and restore the white race *tips my stahlhelm* stormfront is given a bad name by dirty jewish media!

Gave my pupper a good bath. He's gonna get all the bitches now.

*devours maize*

Why? What's wrong?

Even your vidya admitted you failed.

No. King Charles will bring forth a new era of glory to the commonwealth. By force if necessary.

any abominable snowmen ITT?

Corn is the Chinese of vegetables. Think about it.

Civ 5 is at 26%, I don't know if I'm gonna make it lads

Any whites here?

>tfw he's getting him ready for dinner

Reee I want Harry. He's got bantz.

Proud bearer of British and French heritage.

The implication is that I am going to ream your ass so hard with my BWC that you are going to be sore for weeks.

Any cuban dictators here?

your connection must be shit you've been downloading for like 2 hours now

Any ghouls and/or goblins here?

Anybody else here a legitimate, verifiable, Good Will Hunting-esque genius?

>getting even gayer

Anyone here clipping their finger nails?

Any memes here?

You want gay? When I'm done unloading into Baja-chan's butt, I'm going to kill them!

>tfw could've been a blonde green eyed chilean
FUCK WHY DID HE DECIDED TO GO FOR A MORENA? I COULD'VE BEEN FROM THE PURE RACE I HATE RACE MIXING NOW

What's /cum/ wearing tonight?
pajama pants and a tshirt here

>tfw only smarter than /cum/ posters and most normies

Nothing, do people actually wear clothes in their own homes?

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I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense

Why do you have to hunt for Good Will? I'll give it to you.

>he doesn't have fair-hair and blue eyes

Chinknadians, CHI's, various other melanin-anons and South Americans BTFO.

>He doesn't have dark brown hair and blue eyes
plebish

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abhorrent, /cum/ is NO place to be naked and/or lewd. Purest general.

>Baja-chan always backs down when I get lewd
How do I corner Baja?

I'm naked, not lewd

Bring up how she's already posted her nudes, there's nothing to lose anymore.

What did I JUST say?

has anyone had someone break into their house?

seems scary!!

i'll help you if you let her sit on my face

black people literally stole the bikes out of my garage as a kid

>she
jotolisco 2.0

nah. i got sleep paralysis once though. heard a guy break in, walk to my room and he just stared at me for a while, couldn't move or talk. was pretty spooky. only realized he wasn't real because the doggo was laying next to me snoozing. woke up with front door still locked. still not sure if i was awake or not.

That's racist!

My name is Guadeloupe Guadalajara

Yeah, he was naked and lewd. Sleeping on my couch drunk and my dog was licking his penis. He thought this was his home he was so wasted. Turns out he was the police chiefs son and had a history of doing that.

Will you guys please stop shitposting?

in my grannys house one time and she blew him away with a shotty

>Will you guys please stop shitposting?

I've broken into my own house.

Does that count?

I will stop shitposting the day that Baja-Chan agrees to be my girlfriend.
So probably never.

Yes

BajaChan sucked the cum right out of my dick

She spit my cum out in the corner of a parking garage

BajaChan killed my entire family and then tried to fuck my ass.

Just kissed a boy

I don't think Bajachan would appreciate these sexual advances, back off troglodytes

bajachan didn't want to sit on my face

this general is shit.

It's functioning on level 49 irony

all me

what a shitshow

Innit disgusting?

Be the change you want to see in /cum/

all your fault

Fuck off you Old England commie bastard slav bitch

BajaChan is a slut

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gonna write a sitcom for /cum/ the new gimmick

How do I make my download speed faster right now without getting out of bed?

suicide

call over an isp worker and give them sex

That reminds me of the girl that worked as a volunteer at a zoo/animal centre and would let the alpha male fuck her.

One times I saw Bajachan walking on a crowded sidewalk in this city. As I walked by I gave her a light push and almost made her topple over. At being affronted, she looked back at me. Jaw dropped and eyes set, she couldn't believe what had happened and was speechless. "What bitch?" I screamed. "Fucking what?" Passerby's didn't ever bother to stop or let alone look at what was happening. She started crying and I spit at her while walking away.

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