"Canada has a unique identity!"

>"Canada has a unique identity!"

pirate scumbag

A unique identity as the 51st state

They do

>went on trip to Canada
>only reason I realized that I had actually crossed a border was that I suddenly saw a bunch of Chinese writing everywhere

Canada is post cultural

Skipped right over it, you could say.

Notice his last name, Frenchie? You take an L too for spawning this communist frog.

Cant think of another nation that I immediately associate with
>goddamn fucking faggot

>Canada's ENTIRE identity is basically "we're almost Americans...but a tiny bit not"

>it's a "Canadians mock America and scramble for an identity so that they can cope with insecurity" episode

Does that happen often there in real life?

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?

yes

tldr

Apparently they did it because Egypt wouldn't allow Canadian peace keepers in because of the British flag

Yes. It's particularly bad/embarassing in schools. Learning and writing about "Canadian identity".

You wont sully my name any longer filthy anglo. DEFEND YOURSELF!

That is as far as the Canadian "identity" extends

>implying Canadians would have the balls to attempt this IRL not online faggot to see what happens

>Australia has a unique identity

They're known for being cucks.