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late night spooky edition

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Pirate scumbags

>late night

it's 2pm

cara

I want mother anarchy, lads. She loves her sons...

need a /brit/ bf

Why are Israelis so good looking?

Hey there

Calm down Pablo, your beans are burning

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How much are those bloody Jews paying you?

>something something we're being invaded
>something something white genocide
>something something leftists

already have a bf, you virgin.

any of you lads had sleep paralysis before? happened to me last night and it was fucking absolutely mental

Shadows and darkness, set us free.

lol weird i was gonna write about it.
happened one time, didn't know what it was. terrifying t b h.

Bloody hell lads, look at this bloody nice bum. Might use it to park my bike ahah.

new gimmick idea: Shakespeareposting

Yeah
I dreamt that my father sneaked into my room and put his willy in my mouth
He just told me I was sleeping and that I should close my eyes again

Absolutely mental

is this just calling people cuckolds?

someone please fedorapost this, i'm on mobile

This cold night will turn us all into fools and madmen.

>Shakespeareposting

Shooped

cheers

I've experienced quiet a few cold nights in my life if you can believe it haha

Not attracted to any of the chads in this pic t b h.

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This is literally every experience I've had talking to females

me on the right

>you now realize that the same ~100 people post on /brit/ day in day out

NEED an American gf to shoot me

>mfw died in mount and blade: viking conquest just because the computer messed up and ended up gettin caught by frankish raiders
>tfw i was about to have lots of fun raiding an irish monastery

Fuckin frustrating

imagine her getting a collateral on your testicles, wew

me in the middle

All me

Yep, been here for 4 years

dumb frogposter

idgas

Nice Lear quote, saw it last night at the Barbican as it happens

DR. PAVEL, I'M CIA

did you wear your fedora out to see it

doing a shite

why can't I connect with people

I'll connect with your cock, if you know what I mean haha.

ehat do u mean

Why the fuck is sleep paralysis such a big deal to people?

I sleep on my back so i pretty much have it every night

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lads am fuckin OP on mountain blade prophesy of pendor

got this basically endgame 1h/2h sword that is longer than my previous cavalry sabre and does more damage but also is faster than my old one handed sword

on top of that I roll with a company of exclusively heavy cavalry elites about 200 strong, easily able to defeat most standing armies in the field 3-5 times my size on momentum alone

Fucken telstra cunt

>I sleep on my back so i pretty much have it every night
What?
I sleep exclusively on my back, but I have never experienced it

I suppose some people have bigger predisposition for sleep paralysis

r8

not reading this

do i have a homigh predisposutiob for it?

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wait fug i forgot a few

Too many shitty African countries like Canada

>mfw go to bed and start to think about horrible non-curable diseases

*plants my light lance in your heart while riding atop my destrier*

Uh yeah..
*Puts a pound in your coffee cup*
*Keeps walking*

*whispers in your ear* psssst, fuck off leaf

We went to war in 1914 for Belgium

okay

>belgium

this is a german fan

and what thanks do we get?

Bureaucrats

no

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

friendly reminder that wallonia is french clay and flanders is dutch clay

ahhahahaha

clay-diddly-day-diddly

delete this post please

Friendly reminder Canada is British clay

agreed

*sips tea

friendly remembrance that Ireland is rightfully british

making tortillas

Is it just me or do Irishmen go to sleep earlier than Brits?

I still find it hard to believe we actually voted Brexit, probably the biggest own goal in modern democratic history.

doing a be australian

shame on you ameriKKKa

Doctors?
No thanks, I don't need any experts.

just wanked while watching some australian runt being australian

Poles?
No thanks, I don't need any expats.

>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah I mean Coldplay are like my favorite band EVER

icelandic homosexual

>that netherlands

wtf i love canada now

LOL

maldita lisiada
largate

Why do you hate Poles?

It's time to smash runts and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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we don't

it's just this country is full of racist mongs

fuck me that girl would have been a great gf. you /brit/ lads deserve to be virgins for this shit. fucking faggots.

hahahahha you DAMN CRIPPLED

rorkes get triggered.

who is rorke??

Some guy from Call of Duty

the english are rorkes.

>Cuban National Office of Statistics as source
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Prole tell: calling sandwiches "sammies"