/brit/

gf just sent me this edition

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plan is to save bennies money till i have about a grand

sign off before they get to me to do anything extensive.

then sit on that grand whilst i search for a job.

6 slices parma ham straight up the shitter

why is ossie hip hop so good?

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PAKIS OUT REEEEEEE

Having a wank lads, I'm doing a poo.

I'm having a good hard think (about you).

cute doggo

starving but got no food

ironic innit lmfao

a'right

good lad

>eating girls out can give you mouth cancer
pretty annoyed about this as a virgin who's always wanted to do it

i don't know, is it?

...

always had a cabaret style rhythm to this in my head.

Like

Avin a Wank lads....
Am doin a poo...
Am having good haarrd...
think about you.

why the fuck do british people always say "you alright" in every sentence?

[citation needed]

autism

always thought it was bullshit how lara croft hiked up a snowy mountain in a tank top and short shorts

fucking pervy 90s gamers

are you alright with that

girls who swallow after a blowie and who also smoke have more chances of getting throat cancer

Why do the Irish think we give a solitary fuck about their political situation?

man moths?

The Grand Tour going 100% scripted was a mistake, they should have made it 50-50

poetic justice

mine sent me this

i don't care what you say

so say something

hate us

coz we're gonna keep it real

=)

when i wrote it originally and when it was to the tune of this up until the chorus

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Wish I could move to Canada but I haven't got any skills worth giving them. Sucks.

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I wish they had the same shitty budget the BBC gave them

ok that's a clusterfuck of writing that i'm just going to ignore

hang on a minute mate
>SREUUUUTH
Are you
>smacks dingo
we be
>gets killed by bogan wildlife
anglos?

why don't you move into an early grave XD

hahahaa

top gear was always scripted even though they won baftas for best unscripted show

ur gay

>5 different /brit/ threads
hmmmmmm

might make a prawn pasta salad for lunch

thanks :)

Business idea: get centerlink payments, grow cannabis, then smoke weed all day every day until the day i die

Thoughts?

your mum's gay

I know it was scripted but it wasn't 100% scripted. They still had space for genuine banter. Like the Vietnam special etc. Truly goat comfy tv

janny will not be happy with this

eating black olives

Fuck the /Brit/ flag. I want the Welsh flag.
Wales not represented on the Union Jack

>france
>black

lmao

uh no mate they really were chased out of a town for having nascar sucks written on their cars

racist

No you are, to make such a complaint about fucking Lara Croft is just completely bent, gas yourself

Nobody wants to see your average looking girlfriend who you desperately appease while she sucks other men's dicks.

altogether the jack represents a sheep's arsehole

its already the way of life in designated states

good boy

>he doesn't understand the meme

not him but

> getting this upset over someone complaining about lara croft's outfit

the state of your life m8

tragic desu

excellent banter

why is it yanks who always spout the cuck meme

A hate everyone of English descent

My life is a meme

The person making the complaint is much worse mateyboy

I don't know why do Irish have the smallest penises and lowest iqs in all of Europe?

its crazy how they are obsessed with race

feel good choon

youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY

pirate scumbags...

they have the most blacks who their girlfriends and wives cheat on when they realise that their so-called "man's" penis will NEVER please them.

Cool, so leave you filthy spic

I didn't even say anything about race. You French black dick sucker.

calm down blud

we dont
>inb4 he posts old meme maps

fucked up that post but you should be able to grasp the meaning of it if you've got half a brain :^) x

I'm German.

>Wales
Pop: 3,063,456
GDP per capita: £18,000
Area: 20,779 km2

>New South Wales
Pop: 7,704,300
GDP per capita: $67,841
Area: 809,444 km2

*pours myself an impossibly large bowl of cocopops*

>didn't talk about race
>proceeds to mention black dick
You're not the brightest

just finished my album lads, it's called nothingness and is an hour of silence

really made me think as I hope it will others

if you put every web page on the internet each on a standard computer monitor and stacked them on top of each other, they would reach beyond the boundaries of the known universe

>QT church girl
>Talking on and off for a few weeks
>Asks if I'm going church tonight


Should I go or not or is it a shit gimmick?

good lad

A black guy sucked my dick and paid me 60 dollars for it. Anglos are literally cucks shilling for black cocks.

youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

No you're American
>muh heritage

do it lad

bender

Go. Even if you don't believe in God. Someone's got to at least keep British tradition and stop us turning into Islamabad

>some parts of the world are richer than others

nobel prize is in the post lad

>im german
ah yes, the """"""""masterrace""""""""

That was the joke you idiot. You obviously get your wit straight from the kind of Down Syndrome himself.

Stay away, religious women are all completely mental

the dj screw version is better
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>American speeling

Think the English should rename Wales 2bh, they're an embarrassment to the name and all it stands for and has stood for throughout history

NSW can become just Wales

Would you rather
a) marry a woman of good character and raise a family together
b) every year, have a weekend of hot sex with the hottest feminine boi in the land
c) be free from the anxieties that plague you in the night

king*
Pardon my spelling.

All women are mental

just for some pussy? nah nigga

church is boring af homie

a

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Lads think I'm done with this country

a

none

rasheed.

b

not gay tho :P