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The Final Solution to the Dentist Question edition

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i hate faggots, niggers, and cunts

this thread will NOT sit well with jannie

we call it a daring synthesis in the industry

ugh fine i guess i'll get my own water

daring isn't always good

too many memes spoil the gimmick

gonna go grab a refreshing can of Pepsi Max - Maximum Taste, No Sugar.

does this thing work yet?

>making a new thread while I'm in a conversation

Hope he replies here desu

Piping hot cup of Lipton black for me la

shadilay shadilay

It has never not worked. Still not understood why it works though.

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literally banged on your door for 5 minutes straight, went home and drank it myself

hmmm maybe
will take this into consideration, thanks for the feedback *melts into the shadows*

>Still not understood why it works though.

but you just said it doesn't

what's the plan today lads?

cold out

cornetto

sat here eating a fryup on my own

miss having a gf to cook for

might wank it

the study was flawed, something to do with not accounting for thermal expansion properly. Doesn't work and never will.

Try reading the post again, slowly this time. I believe in you lad.

the gf told me it felt like she was in heaven after I fucked her

she's one of those proper sweet innocent girls but I just know that deep down there's a right slag just waiting to be exposed

Need an Aussie bf

good lad

you got Map My Run? lets add each other :) xo

He used a double negative.

He's saying it has always worked because he's talking about the concept and you were talking about the prototype.

give me your measurements and i'll consider it

what does it do then?

work 3 - 11. Might drive into a brick wall at high speed on the way home.

i do that every sunday lad. i post a pic of the fry up here, it makes me feel like i have company. also enjoy the criticism desu

fuck off murderer

>being indoctrinated by the lawful rule of physics

pitiful

>27 November 2016
>wordfilters are STILL here

genuine racism

please don't actionpost when greentext is clearly required

it cheapens actionposting

how many kisses do you think you've completed in your lifetime?

[citation required]

Generates thrust using a microwave in a vacuum. No one understands how it works and numerous attempts have been made to disprove it but all have been unsuccessful. The next step is testing it in space.

Try speaking English.

>also enjoy the criticism desu
Cocksucker faggot, ur ugly.

>work on a sunday

[{proofs}]

>Did my interview for the civil service fast stream
>Mum opened the door half way through and shut it, distracting me and making a banging sound
>Dog run in and can be heard sniffing around my room
>One of the books behind me (I set up a row of books for subliminal messaging) fell down when I sat down in my chair

Fuck sake

*brushes teeth*

and thats about the most productive thing I'll probably do all day

>being racist against white people
um no sweetie :)

/adv/ is the most pathetic heap of shit I've ever seen

Brits aren't white

>he doesn't have a Sup Forums pass

lmao sm󠇦h tb󠇦h fa󠇦m

I've been running on treadmills at the moment because I don't like running outside when the longest I can run consistently for was about 3 minutes. Up rapidly to 10minutes though, as my body gets used to actual exercise. Will start running outside once I can consistently do a 5K or there abouts. I don't know why I care what other people think of me in this regard, because in most other things I couldn't care less, but I've always kinda hated that I was unfit so don't like the idea of showing how unfit I am (I live in a city so, lots of people to judge you).

wow so futurama predicted le future?

dope bro

oh god its going to open a warp rift isn't it.

need a british backpacker gf to kidnap rape torture and bury in the desert

looking back at the drunk messages I sent last night

oh dear me

...

*please don't actionpost when greentext is clearly required*
*it cheapens actionposting*

this, anyone who takes advice from there is silly.

Just watched Breaker Morant lads

Absolutely HATE the British now

9

would have been a good post if you hadn't given him a (You)

better luck next time la'

I felt the same lad but since I started running in a city (partly in Hyde Park but mostly on the street) and if anything people pay less attention to you

there comes a point about half way through a run where you just get in the zone and don't care what people think any more, I'm a proper sweaty mess when I run and I'm not arsed about it

only thing that bothers me is my breathing, no idea why (maybe the cigs?) but it sounds pained and wheezy even though it feels fine, I just hate people listening to it

Why do Anglos love anonymously shitposting so much?

kill me pls

doing a listen

so does "snap" mean stupid non-anglo poster?

last time I ran I almost went into cardiac arrest

consider myself completely healthy

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shame you didn't

I LOVED, I LOVED (I LOVED, I LOVED)
RAN AWAY, RAN AWAY (RAN AWAY, RAN AWAY)
GOTTA SAY, GOTTA SAY (GOTTA SAY, GOTTA SAY)
I'M DONE WITH I'M DONE WITH I'M DONE WITHOUT YOU

I LOVED, I LOVED (I LOVED, I LOVED)
RAN AWAY, RAN AWAY (RAN AWAY, RAN AWAY)
GOTTA SAY, GOTTA SAY (GOTTA SAY, GOTTA SAY)
I'M COMING I'M COMING I'M COMING FOR YOU

the sound your neck makes when i'm slapping your shit

drove past a bugatti veyron once

peered in expecting bill gates and it was just some fat bloke instead

distracts us from our miserable existances

>Hates while males
>Most of the people they complain about missing are white males

Also, why the fuck would you film it against half a door and some photos that are awkwardly placed?

People have no concept of subtlety

wanked it

Yeah I ran for 30mins on a treadmill today (10minute varied incline run in the middle surrounded by like, brisk walking pace to give you a warmup/warmdown) I was a sweaty mess but, mind, it's very hot here.

It's genuinely the best way to deal with the heat here I've found. It was 35*C and I went for a jog and I felt fantastic, I mean I was fucking soaked but had a cool shower and just felt great.

shrieking

don't get hangovers anymore

hairdresser car

i heard those are fast

...

>Shaven Indian housewife fucked by two white men

ahh yes

yeah that's the best

honestly mate it will make a world of difference getting of the treadmill they're shit, excited for you when you finally make the jump

for you

if a team puts more than 8 players behind the ball at any one time it should be fined

it's always a depressingly anonymous fat and/or old bloke in the most expensive cars desu. actual famously rich people either get driven so they can get off their tits or drive something less flashy so people leave them alone.

give us a (You) please

*controls the pace of the game*

i'd kill myself if i was a ranga too

t. poop areola

>0000

what if the opposition goal keeper has the ball?

These tranny episodes back when it was Law & Order SVU instead of Law & Order SJW are great

Everyone acts like like this kid is just a boy going through a phase wearing bras and shit

Whereas now they have a tranny woman with two black gangsta rappers in love with her and don't care she has a cock.

It's ridiculous how far we've let this go in just 10 years

>t. Brendan Rodgers

*pulls the strings in midfield*

>i'd kill myself if i was a ranga too

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

>260mph
weeeeeeeeewwww

Lads, what are some fun things to do in the midlands?

if you walk around rich areas that are large enough to have their own driveway/yard, you'll notice that they always, without fail, have an expensive fuck-off car and something normal, like a Golf

its not like their daily car or anything

suicide

*gets caught in the offside trap*
*questions the linesman's ability to see*

tfw no dimples gf

Work tomorrow