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gave you mum the sauce last night edition

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it's literally punching scotland
crease

me on the right

new janny here

ama

TUMAHOH SAUUCE

RED SAUCE

Fuck Mo Farah

literally shaking rn

perkele

And if it's not HP™ brand sauce, what then?

DURR WOT DO U CALL BROWN SAUCE DEN?


poortherners, such an interesting breed to study

Hello ama I"m Tim

sauce is literally just sugar

if you don't realise this meet me and I will squeal with joy as i uppercut your nose-bone into your brain

Can't fathom how the runts prefer their teas without sweetners.

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>unironically being 190kg

Whatever brand it is then you cretin

then its still HP sauce

it's like how a hoover is still a hoover even when it's made by a different company

>there are ''men'' who unironically pay for used female underwear

not a huge fan of this anti-northerner sentiment
t. southerner who likes northerners x

youre clearly the runt here

>ywn speed down the southern french countryside in an executive german car

In which case, I believe this is checkmate

Business idea: buy womens clothing and sex toys and dress up all girly in my private time for sexual gratification

Maybe the shit sauce you have

Ketchup>'tomato sauce'>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'red sauce'

runt

i've been doing this for about 2 years

it's a good feel

chat shit about my sauce again you will get these hands my friend

>youre
ah yes, a runt without a proper keyboard.

cute

enjoy your cancer and shitty flavour in the meantime

loose leaf = patrician
if you have to use teabags, blend some flavours. anything else is tepid and shit

>So called friend calls £10 a monkey

Ah yes, Essex cockney who thinks he's from West Ham

already invested in this

If the Irish ''''race'''' were an animal they would be an earthworm. Absolute grubs.

Ketchup>Tomato Ketchup>Tomato Sauce>[the final option would never ever pass my lips]

business idea: turn the north into a reality tv show

Down to around 7,000 teabags, lads. I am going to OD on tea before long.

Get a load of the teamaster lads, bet he loves a good old teabag here and there.

You're probably gagging for a good old teabag right now aren't you?

*invests*

work tomorrow

my mum always has dozens of boxes in her cupboard whenever I go around

i like them loose

Why does /brit/ hate brit/pol/ so much? Is it because you can actually have a discussion on there and debate things that require you at least be able to type out more than 10 words?

love a dollop of yellow sauce now and again.

Yeah, but she probably didn't accidentally purchase 7,200 of them.

Your sauce is so shit that you get refills from the bathroom

literally can't see a downside to this

the profits raised can go into investing back in the north, turning it into a prosperous part of the UK again

doing everyone a favour

>runtoid "politics"

>yellow sauce

Runtish behaviour

>Why does /brit/ hate brit/pol/ so much? Is it because you can actually have a discussion on there and debate things that require you at least be able to type out more than 10 words?

because leftycucks have infested Sup Forums lad

fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

Don't take the piss m8

>/brit/ is one person

Going to have black sauce with my roast later.

I was thinking of buying a pair of legendarylootz' used pants...

I'm not even gay but something about crossdressing just gives me a massive stonking erection

190kg master race.

*moves a single foot out in front of you*
haha where you off to mate? thought we were having a good chat

ye alri my lads

caffeine overdose is 200mg/kg of body weight
each cup of tea has 11mg of caffeine
that's 77000mg of caffeine
if you wanted to overdose by drinking all of these in one day and die on the last one, your weight would be 385kg

you're a big guy

i assume because Sup Forums is full of over-zealous half-wits whose only semblance of cleverness is inhereted from the same 5 minute video clips and innate discussions that those mouth-breathers vomit into eachothers mouth incessantly all the while considering themself truly woke while at the same time using black memes

bit gay

Tart Water is what your mum sprays on before a night out.

proofs?

>Is it because you can actually have a discussion on there and debate things that require you at least be able to type out more than 10 words?

yes

Really think the 'shan't be reading this' gimmick has really ruined the good old lengthy argument post. It makes runts think of a few buzzwords to create an affect.

Mindless runts, the lot of you.

May as well be. You all parrot the same shit-tier humour and gimmicks.

one of the best posts of 2016

when are we gonna have a vote on the TERMS of brexit lads. doesn't seem very democratic to have all these decisions made for us by a distant elite

Hearty chuckle

wish she would go back to shaving the lazy cunt

shan't be reading a word of this garbage

>i assume
Stopped reading there.

People read the posts, decide they disagree and then say that they "shan't" be reading it.

All that confirms is that you trolled someone so successfully, they ran away and cried rather than face you intellectually.

wew

>distant elite

funny innit

earthworms are pretty important though

Who the fuck do you think you are lad, the gimmick police?

if you actually come to Sup Forums to have discussions about things, you are fucking retarded. theres no one here with an IQ over 6

full of turbororkes. Don't care about the politics ,they're just unpleasant people.

more?

Proud to lay claim to this gimmick and happy to see it end you autists going on back-and-forth arguments with literal essay-length posts

full of stupid plebs

Spotted a Rasheed, lads

screeching

have an IQ of 6 lads

*considers the length of this post*
*takes into account the flag above the post*
no, no i think 1 letter of this post soiling my eyes would be 1 letter too many

Yep. We got a problem here, lad?

>People read the posts,
hahahaha

hahahahahaha

can't believe busted made a new album

year 3000 was the jam

my mate's going to get his copy signed next week

Shall be reading this

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*tips*

Really want a gf

Bit stuck though any advise?

Shall not be reading a word of this

>have to have a family meetup next month for our grans birthday
>look up my cousins on facebook
>the older male cousin is a deano
>the older female cousin is obese
>the younger female cousin is a slut
>and the younger male cousin is a tranny now or something

oh this is going to be fun

I think I'll just get drunk and hope that everyone ignores me

both of you seem like you'd enjoy brit/pol/
why dont you bugger off to brit/pol/