INDY 500 THREAD GET IN HERE!!!

race is starting shortly.
ABC broadcast begins at 11am eastern
post your streams and tell us who you are rooting for!

starting lineup:
1. (5) James Hinchcliffe, Honda
2. (21) Josef Newgarden, Chevrolet
3. (28) Ryan Hunter-Reay, Honda
4. (29) Townsend Bell, Honda
5. (26) Carlos Munoz, Honda
6. (12) Will Power, Chevrolet
7. (7) Mikhail Aleshin, Honda
8. (22) Simon Pagenaud, Chevrolet
9. (3) Helio Castroneves, Chevrolet
10. (77) Oriol Servia, Honda
11. (98) Alexander Rossi, Honda
12. (14) Takuma Sato, Honda
13. (9) Scott Dixon, Chevrolet
14. (27) Marco Andretti, Honda
15. (6) JR Hildebrand, Chevrolet
16. (42) Charlie Kimball, Chevrolet
17. (2) Juan Pablo Montoya, Chevrolet
18. (10) Tony Kanaan, Chevrolet
19. (11) Sebastien Bourdais
20. (20) Ed Carpenter, Chevrolet
21. (19) Gabby Chaves, Honda
22. (8) Max Chilton, Chevrolet
23. (24) Sage Karam, Chevrolet
24. (18) Conor Daly, Honda
25. (63) Pippa Mann, Honda
26. (15) Graham Rahal, Honda.
27. (61) Matt Brabham, Chevrolet
28. (88) Bryan Clauson, Honda
29. (16) Spencer Pigot, Honda
30. (25) Stefan Wilson, Chevrolet
31. (41) Jack Hawksworth, Honda
32. (4) Buddy Lazier, Chevrolet
33. (35) Alex Tagliani, Honda

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HYPE

ANDRETTI
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does anyone know if that besweet2 guy on youtube is streaming the race?

link???

Munoz has been quietly and consistently good for the past few years here

yep

youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c

>5 sec finish at Nurburgring
>everyone dying at Monaco
You'd better keep it up burgers

Who /here/

What do you guys think?

>Number of cautions?
>Number of rain cautions?
>Number of flips?
>Number of driver injuries?
>What lap does Pippa spin?
>What lap does Tagliani retire due to being slow and terrible?
>What lap does Power choke?
>Penske/Ganassi win, or does somebody cool actually win?
>Who does win?
>Number of pretentious comments from the booth?
>Number of times race control does something stupid?

stream for non-burgers?

>tfw could have went 2 years ago but my appendix ruptured 2 days before the race

Im like 10 miles from track but didnt bother to get tickets to go

FeelsBadMan

First for Dale Earndheart Jr

>Already have great motorracing weekend with awesome N24H and good Monaco (shit result)
>but wait, there's more

Holy crap

WATCH THIS STREAM BEST ONE

it's live but right now its political bullshit on ABC for another half hour

but besweet2 streams every indycar race and he's awesome

Who are you rooting for lads?

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PWL
JPM
all of them
all of them +1

Monaco/Indy, the comfiest of motorsport nights

Hinch or Carpenter

/r/ viasat stream without commercials

You dropping acid?

watching the 600 as well?

DRINKING GAME:

drink everytime Scott Goodyear or Eddie Cheever say "just a passenger" or "nowhere to go"

are you the same nigga who posted this thread yesterday??

lmao

any acestreams desu

MURIKAN POLITICS

Takuma Sato

ROSSI
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or Hinch

Final deciding stage at Giro d'Italia right now too

How much time left?

same

>Montoya in 17th
What happened there?

>look guys I made the thread early because I'm poor and need a stream

30 minutes to prerace festivities
he got taken down to Hinchtown!

COME ON ANDRETTI AT LEAST WIN SO SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS RACING WISE TODAY (FUCK YOU HAMILTON)

>look guys I'm a colossal faggot who thinks I'm patrician for owning a television

Ill probably fall asleep by then

Crowd filling up slowly, GA mounds un the infield have been packed since 7 am

lucky bastard
although you can probably see more of the race through the multiple cameras on TV I'm sure the sound will be just amazing seeing those cars go by

PIPPA
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[spoiler]jk she's worse then Danica[/spoiler]

2 crashes in practice kek

Damn thats a nice spot

Hope the fence holds up in your end

when was the last time an audience member is kill at turn left?

I dont remember the latest death, but its not uncommon to get hit by debris

FUCK PENSKE AND FUCK GANASSI

>Simon Pagenaud

Is this guy good?

youtube.com/watch?v=P7EFP_wr2fo

Last year at Pocono. Got hit in the head with debris from the crash.

he's leading in the points and has won the last 3 races.

...

Pit exit, turn one, shade

>tfw all the commercial-free viasat acestreams are dead

jesus fkn christ dude

In the 1990s

CART: July 26, 1998 Michigan 3 dead
IRL: May 1, 1999 Charlotte 3 dead

NEWGARDEN PLS

I am done with F1. This was the most undeserved, disgusting win i have ever seen. First the fucking cunt lucks out with Rosdumb wrecking his car under the SC, then Red Bull fucks up worse than they have ever fucked up before, and just to fucking top it off he uses dirty tactics to defend against the massively faster RIC without getting fucking penalized BECAUSE HE DIDNDONUFFINGATTAGOODBOY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCLKING CUNTG$§RTE"§

This was rics race
i hope his dick gets fucking stuck in biebers ass tonight

>shade

I envy you, hopefully a breeze rolls in soon

I am done with F1. This was the most undeserved, disgusting win i have ever seen. First the fucking cunt lucks out with Rosdumb wrecking his car under the SC, then Red Bull fucks up worse than they have ever fucked up before, and just to fucking top it off he uses dirty tactics to defend against the massively faster RIC without getting fucking penalized BECAUSE HE DIDNDONUFFINGATTAGOODBOY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCLKING CUNTG$§RTE"§

This was rics race
i hope his dick gets fucking stuck in biebers ass tonight

will power win?

Some Vegas Odds:

Dixon 13/2
Montoya 13/2
Catroneves 6/1
Kanaan 10/1
Pagenaud 7/1
Power 6/1
Newgarden 9/1

sheeeit I messed up and forgot to type the Sebastian Bourdais is driving a Chevy aero kit/engine

(for any IndyCar noobs here: the main chassis is made by Dallara but the teams get to choose between a Chevrolet aero kit/engine or a Honda aero kit/engine)

Dont forget the gay start under the safety car

stream pls

Mишaня, вepим!

DOOMCAR

>youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c

STREAM IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earlier this morning

Imagine if Tony Renna's crash had happened during a race...

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who /ragsinabox/ here

Strayan Odds via SportsBet

S Pagenaud 6.50, 11/2
W Power 6.50, 11/2
JP Montoya 7.00, 6/1
H Castroneves 7.50, 13/2
S Dixon 8.00, 7/1
J Hinchcliffe 11.00, 10/1
T Kanaan 11.00, 10/1
J Newgarden 13.00, 12/1
R Hunter-Reay 17.00, 16/1
...
P Mann 151.00, 150/1

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>P Mann 151.00, 150/1
kek
Casino nearest me just lumps all the back markers into "The Field" which pays 11/1 today

>Got cucked since 1996

Pretty sad tb.h

I wanna see them go fast

230 mph not fast enough for you? We need drivers to survive when they crash, you know.

So strange watching Americans speak

Like we both evolved from English people and speaking English but the difference is night and day

fwiw the first girl I ever fucked was an American in Australia, was good

at least we might get to see her fat booty when she walks away from the crashed car
seriously Pippa has a
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>want to survive every time
>want to go fast

Pick One

>ameripoors can't even afford an autocue
>reading off a grubby bit of paper

funny ameripoors

So how many crashes should I expect?

Is Kelsey Grammar doing this voiceover ?

turn 1 lap 1

CALLING IT

Sato will probably take someone out of the race turn 1 lap 1 like last year

how that guy has a seat on AJ Foyts team and had a seat in F1 I will never understand

>tfw Pippa the Mann will never fuck your boipucci with a strap-on

all of them

>muh history
>muh traditions

There's usually a Viasat Acestream with multiple audio tracks, anybody got that?

>Turn 4 most dangerous
>4 is a bad number to Chinese cause it means 'Death'

JUST
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>american pre-shows
*cringe*

ITT: autosport

I just re-watched finish of 2015 Indy, edge of the seat stuff

I usuallt fantasize about Danica wrecking my boypussy. I haven't fapped to the thought of Pippa pounding me yet.

What does her ass look like? Anyone have any pics if her scantily clad, or from behind in her firesuit?

I would bet on Sage Karam doing that instead. I think Sato's in "don't get fired" mode

Nothing will ever be as bad as the milk bath gimp

Sato took out Karam last year

Is it a good race if someone dies?

I never realised he had something go through the car, did they keep it quiet last year?

ABSOLUTELY KARAM

"why don't you give me your helmet tonight?"

It would be tragic, but at least IndyCar would be in the headlines for once.

I can get down with that.

I want her to eat out my ass and then pound me with a dildo. Maybe she can try to shove her fist inside me if she has dainty hands.

She needs to take her anger out on my ass after a dissapointing Indy 500.