/brit/

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wahey!

shannot

>(in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

first for the Northern Powerhouse

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Lads, I'm being real here; how do I git gud at /brit/ humour? I love it, it always gets a good laugh out of me, but I just can't fully grasp it.

I know all of the components and complexities of /brit/ humour, -the disregard for authority, the layers of irony, the simple deadpan wit and the cleverly constructed facade of idiocy- for I witness it constantly, yet I myself cannot employ it.

I know it can't be that hard, because plenty of you chaps do it with seeming ease, but something just eludes me. So please, tell me the secret.

In the image are just a few samples of /brit/ humour so you know what I mean. Other examples include

>"Morning lads" posted at a time where you wouldn't expect one to be waking up

>posts about how pathetic one is

>classic terms such as "Janny, Runt, Rorke, and Rasheed"

>classic phrases like "HE'S BACK, shan't be reading this, ah yes"

>classic images like Slags, Kev, Fedora. and David Mitchell laughing

>the classic resident tripfags

did a brief and quick exhale of air through my nostrils in slight amusement, otherwise known as "howling", at this post

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>don't pay for Spotify premium
>On the mobile app I can only put it on shuffle play
>On the tablet app I can choose which song to play

Bizarre

>7/10 in a mirror
>2/10 in real life

most impressive

*sjw intensifies*

that woman is likely at least 1/3 european DNA 2bh

washing my teeth

>I take enjoyment out of different frequencies and amplitudes of sound vibrating my eardrum

One drop user

watching muh heritage the tv show

racist

Not one pixol

wow i don't even need to read this book the cover is enough to judge it by

did u feel sorry for me because i posted in the old thread

Seen so many bookies on TV and the Internet that I'm no longer interested in them.

Don't like it.

post face

might buy a playster bundle

movies, music, books and games all for £23.95/month.

Worth it?

does it count as JUST if he intentionally rekt'd himself?
how much of it was intentional. he just loves heroin.

same here mate
someone on my course said I'm actually quite attractive, and on a separate occasion I had a Chinese lecturer say "You have a face that would be considered very attractive in China"

Its just funny how americans never developed a coloured caste. It was just white and everything else.

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im so fucking ugly
look like a literal autist

did you do sex with her

Work tomorrow

absolutely not

wouldn't trust /brit/'s judgement anyway

Building blocks of Western civilisation

>Janny
>Cheeky slags
>Doign a poo lads
>Bud light in a coke can

On the tablet it's considered the desktop app. On mobile, it's not.

yes
on multiple occasions

>>Bud light

>get a couple of compliments from people
>wow i must be really good looking!

er I think you're forgetting something hun x
(it's trains btw)

/brit/ when the janny is asleep is proof that anarchism just doesn't work

why is the guardian so based lads?
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/27/pupils-stand-for-free-speech-punk-catherine-zeta-jones

post face

pics?

Getting my dose of Sargon, Black Pigeon, and Pat Condell as we speak.

REALLY THINKING.

fuck off trainfuckers

honestly thought this post was from 190kg master runt

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gonna get ready for bed when the washing is finished

>7 am flight to go away for work tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=00qyT3coxD0 choon

ended up with this wallpaper but i am still a bit dissatisfied

Work today in 30 minutes for 8 hours

>two Manchester teams in the premiership
>One Liverpool team
>No London teams

Weird that the closest thing is Watford

MANNY MENTIONED

not a fan of being called cute lads

don't think it puts me in the fuckable category

what the fuck was this supposed to be? looks like the default win98 background colour with some cum splattered on it

been reading one of those so-called "manga" recently
as I expected, it's utter shit

>>No London teams
what is chelsea?

did the second one

no, but if you somehow manage to reverse image search that pic, I'm in one of the pics she's posted

>learn Japanese
>move to Japan
>plagiarise English works by translating
>???
>profit

r8 my plan

never ever take advice from nova scotia

get a great compliment of the same woman everyday

im literally a 9/10

which manga?

>no work on mondays
feels good lads

me on the far right

this would only work in china, even japan has plagiarism standards

2,3,1

if i saw you in real life id drop you so quick boy you dont even know

aku no hana

novas a good lad

the non-binary bf

>let me self-doxx myself because I think I'm goodlooking

Was reading about the SNP.
Leftist nationalist party is 100% third world thing. Fidel Castro, Sankara, Daniel Ortega, Zapatistas, list goes on. Russian nationalists are often huge USSR-wankers too. Aren't Scots just Latinos or Russians in denial?

just like the "music" you spam

both of you fuck off

>Nottingham city council have been approached by leading imams to make the city more inclusive and change the name to NotEatingHam

nottinghampost.com/city-council-approached-name-change-imams/story-29938115-detail/story.html

literal meme manga, suits you well

fuck off weeb nonce

Scotland is third world

>broke up with gf before uni
>3 and a half years later still my only sex

i dont miss her i just feel like a loser

are you a real french person

I don't think i've ever come across someone who personifies /brit/ more than this clown

have decided after careful considering that i do NOT care

shan't be glancing at a single pixel of this post

leftist nationalism is based

without it quebec wouldn't be quebec

>SNP can promise loads of gibsmedats because the English will pay for it
>Vast majority of immigrants go to england and not scotland, scotland is still 96% white

Can see why people vote for the SNP desu, for the Scots having the snp in charge but staying part of the uk is the best of both worlds

ah yes, the north/south border

Work Christmas do is next week lads. Can't wait to get twice and drunk as everyone else and make a complete twat of myself again.

Quebecois hate immigrants though

must just be absolutely awful being from the north

>gf is 25
>virgin
>been on the bed making out several times
>every time I put my hand down her pants she pulls it away
>gives me half a handy J and just stops
>need to bust a nut

what do?

you're presenting the event as something negative but you obviously get a kick out of acting like a wanker otherwise you wouldn't do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8

disagree with the commie sentiment but I still like the song

Can't tell if I recognise this or all of the uk just looks the same

i have a suspicion that many canadians on Sup Forums only claim to be from quebec to be special when really they are from some shithole like sudbury ontario

*sticks a thermometer up your bum*
*diagnoses you with runtosis*

SOUTHERN MAN
BETTER KEEP YOUR HEAD

youtube.com/watch?v=TJcCectCGLY

Yes that's exactly my point? If we had a booming economy like Toronto the immigrants would come whether or not we wanted them. But Toronto is infinitely more desirable for FOBs (integration into your own personal ethnic ghetto is EZ!) so they mostly go there instead.

how about talking to her? fucking idiot