BACALAO DERBY - Portugal Vs Norge

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A que horas é o jogo,ciganos ?

Does anyone even remotely care?

i think almost everyone here will watch the game
it's football so that's how it goes
>put football on portuguese tv and the country literally stops

>Norway salty because they don't get to use this game as practice for Euro

Portugal is already playing?

Damn, Ronaldo is busy

Can you write proper english bro?
Ronaldo won't play...

20:45 meu puto

Vai ser bom divertimento até ir para a cama ao intervalo

>norway
>salty

Was that joke intentional?

Why is Bruno Alves on this team? They don't need 4 CBs

We need to have our quota of gypsies in the team to satisfy the SJW.

Portugal's youth teams are becoming black as fuck

Why are you talking with yourself?

Anthony Lopes; Cédric, José Fonte, Ricardo Carvalho e Raphael Guerreiro; João Mário, William Carvalho, João Moutinho e André Gomes; Éder e Quaresma.

Let's go
Hyped to see Guerreiro

norwegian football is an intentional joke

>Quaresma and Eder
just kill me now

EDERZITO I HOPE YOU DIE

why is Eder always called up? he's absolute shit

lack of alternatives.
there's some new strikers appearing but they're still too young and/or unprepared (see André Silva, Paciencia or Diogo Jota)

This jersey isnt as ugly as i thought when i first saw them

Replace the front two with Ronaldo and Rafa and maybe William with Danilo and this is what the starting XI should be

lineups?

Who Portug/a/l here?

Is that your line up? Looks shit lol

Cedric is so awful and dumb. You have a smart guy like João Mário and then a dude who cant follow him like Cédric

this. Such a shame Nelson Semedo dropped form after the injury.

>quaresma

HATS OFF

YO QUE FOI ESTA MERDA? AII O MEU LIMÃO

le outside of the foot man

IT'S COMING HOME LADS

le very overrated man who can't cut it in the portuguese league anymore man

I hate watching that gypsy do something productive for the team desu

me too mainly because he often doesn't and people cling to these rare moments to say he is good

Quaresma is a joker, he isnt meant to be a starter.

Quaresma, in terms of ability, was and still is world class, he's capable of pulling things no one else on this squad is. He just isnt a very intense player and cant play full 90 minutes but he's a solid squad player

>and people cling to these rare moments to say he is good
Exactly. Somehow my mother always talks about those moments only before the entire family starts contradicting her. I mean, he isn't that bad of a player, but he surely isn't one of the best anymore and more suited for joker moments, and also I hate his personality.

Btw, anyone got a reliable stream? I'm used to watch the games at home, but I'm far away studying for exams and I'm pretty shit when it comes to searching for livestreams.

in our last home game, we had 4000 spectators lmao

I wish we had this kind of interest and atmosphere in our country too

I'm the kind of guy who leans to hard working players that's why players like Quaresma really fall into my wrong side.

You should invest in your youth before expecting people to gain interest in watching football, like Iceland did over the past few years. Football in Belgium suffered a lot too during the 2000s after the team went full retard and people just started paying attention once again after they got their shit together.

we are going home after 3 games lads

search for an RTP International stream on google.
I'm surprised to see this amount of people in the stadium tbH, still the NT atmosphere is very lackluster when compared with clubs.

You must hate Ronaldo then

The interest isnt the same anymore but before the big tournaments every country starts creating expectations and Portugal is no exception.

Norway has nothing to play for right now so of course there's no much interest.

Ronaldo works hard... Yesterday he defended more than he attacked.

Postiga >>> Éder.

He did very well for Rio Ave this season and should have been called up for one last hurrah, being Portugal's 6th top scorer of all time and having scored in all three previous Euros (2004, 2008 and 2012). But alas Santos is a blind cunt.

this back 4 is all awful tb h
Ricardo Carvalho is like 62 and he'll still be starter in the Euros, it's ridiculous

I would just call Lima tbqh

Stream's not available in Belgium, it's the first thing I thought about when looking for one.

>my mother
u wut mate
your mother discusses football with you?

>I'm pretty shit when it comes to searching for livestreams.

what is r/soccerstreams

Not to mention he's captaining the team when a few years ago he deserted the national team for not being a regular starter anymore.

mytvfree4.me/rtp-internacional

how about this one?

has quaresma killed someone before

>This Abrunhosa song
Im crying

yes, he killed Inter's finances.

I really wish Norway had a real keeper desu. Jarstein is shit

His dad stole me 5€ once, if that counts

>Fonte

Why is Nyland not there?

Paciência is terrible, Jota isnt a striker

>BOAVISTA MELHOR EQUIPA SO NAO TEM DINHEIRO PARA GUARDAR OS BOMS JOGADORES
she's very vocal about it

All memes aside I've never been to reddit, I'm not even on Sup Forums usually.

works, thanks m8

>Braga chants
am I hearing right?

Jota is a striker tho, he played at the winger this season because they had no better option

>ctrl+f Barb
>0 results

jesus

t. Alberto Barbosa

they have that abrunhosa song on the speakers, the public is actually quiet lel

>record.xl.pt/futebol/futebol-nacional/liga-nos/sporting/detalhe/bruno-de-carvalho-sera-que-agora-ja-sabem-quem-e-a-maior-potencia-desportiva-nacional.html

Para quem se quiser rir.

people are getting really delusional at this point desu

>OS MEUS IMPOSTOS VÃO PARA O BOLSO DO PEDRO ABRUNHOSA

PARA TUDO CARALHO EU SÓ APOIO UM CANTOR TUGA E É O QUIM BARREIROS CARALHO

Quem se quiser rir é só ver este pequeno gif

You just reminded me of that goal agaisnt belgium.

Quaresma plays the beautiful game. The game I want to see.
Don't like it go back to watching poop guardiola barça games on DVD.

I'm Portuguese friendo, no need to start arguing like a retarded 13 year old

>Moutinho
Useless
>André Gomes
Useless
>Ederzito
Useless
>Cédric
Dumbfuck

Pretty bad half all things considered. No speed, no intensity

How did we stop producing wingers? Even in these new generations all the talented players are MC/MOC

>he is in the air
>it's not intentional
>ball would end up in Fejsa's possession anyway

REFFBALL LMAO XD

>Pretty bad half all things considered. No speed, no intensity

No shit it's a friendly

He's more suited for that and will always play as a winger from now on because that's what happens in here (and thus why we don't have any strikers)

Andre Gomes is far better in the middle, I hope he isn't played on the wing

Please always be this butthurt. Your tears are delicious Sporting Cuck of Lisbon.

He doesn't seem to be in the best shape currently, at least in my opinion. Did the coach actually include him for the tournament?

Fuck off. You can accomplish what you'd have with him (and more) with a ton of different players already called. At least Éder opens up the strategy

Yeah, 2 fellas ofc

might work :

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He's too much of a manlet to play striker, though.
Could play second striker, but very few teams in Portugal use that system.

>They actually played an ad about norwegian codfish in half-time

Gomes is having a very decent match actually. Thinking Moutinho is useless is also being terribly stupid (aka only following the ball during a match)

Moutinho isn't useless, but Moutinho, André Gomes, Adrien and João Mario are pretty much the same person. Which makes for a very boring and predictable game, even if very cerebral.

Yes, as he should be

we're pushing out fish hard now that we know oil is not a finite resource

Already found one, but thanks for helping out m8

I really don't think he deserves to be there currently. Pretty much like William Carvalho and Varela he lost a lot of steam over the past season.

That's exactly the way of thinking I'm talking about that fucks the position up.

He fucking isn't. Taller than: Falcao, Aguero, Griezmann, etc

At this rate cod will be more expensive than a a gallon of oil by 2020.

Except he was excellent for Valencia this season

Name who he should be replaced by

You do realize our whole cuisine runs on norwegian codfish, right?

Aren't we like the biggest consumer of your codfish?

>He's too much of a manlet to play striker, though.

Since when do you have to be tall to be a good striker?

>Except he was excellent for Valencia this season
Could have done better honestly.

>Name who he should be replaced by
Considering the lack of good substitutes I believe it's the biggest reason why he's included in the first place

Adrien and Moutinho I agree. The other too are different. Mário is even more useful playing on the wing. Anyhow, an alternative would be someone like Pizzi - which also doesn't add much to it

i know about the based bacalao yes, and i assume you guys import more of our codfish than any other nation. it's you guys and then japan who obsesses over our salmon.

He might be taller, but he he doesn't "feel" taller.
They should put him on serious weight training then.