/bundes/liga/ goes EM

BRiD-Gmbh 1 : 2 Proud white Slovaks

REminder that the 2002 team was better than this shit troupe in all aspects. Only had one token nignog as well

Even based Donar hates shit shit show with their ticket-scalping "fanclub".

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Neuer is having an awful game

so if they cancel the match due the weather we will win right?

go dortmund

>Asamoah

And today half the team is turko-african

Cucknation reporting in.

is this the worst german team of all time

EXECUTE ALL GERMANS

my TV is working again
woooo

zeit.de/sport/2016-02/handball-deutschland-europameister-alternative-fuer-deutschland

I bet this guy has on his twitter account a 8bit pixel avatar of himself.

2000

no that was the 2000 squad

Would you suck Mehmet Scholls scalp?

the turtles shirt is like the icing on the cake

scheiß deutsche

I'd rather have Özil then Ricken, Khedira instead of Jeremies or Boateng then Linke in my team

i'd laugh but my gf has been blacked countless times

lel I thought germans were tough ?? they are afraid of a little rain

>Mehmet is a german name

yes based scholli

I guess this is the end, Slovakia really wins the whole match without having the 2nd half played

Neuer isn't playing m8.

did you eat the creampies?

>german "football"

literally me

well it is since he was able to play for the german nt

>Bereits ein erster Blick auf das Mannschaftsfoto erhellt: Das frische Erfolgsteam hat keinen einzigen Spieler mit dunkler Hautfarbe oder auch nur südländischem Teint. Es handelt sich, mehr noch, um eine Mannschaft ohne jeglichen Migrationshintergrund. 100 Prozent kartoffeldeutsche Leistungsbereitschaft. Wir listen die Vornamen der Spieler vollständig: Hendrik, Finn, Erik, Christian, Steffen, Jannik, Niclas, Steffen, Fabian, Simon, Tobias, Johannes, Carsten, Andreas, Rune, Martin. Alle Achtung! Das muss man 2016 in diesem Land erst einmal hinbekommen.

LOL?

UNWETTER RAUS AUS DEUTSCHLAND

MACHT DIE GRENZEN DICHT

who is that child?

Anyone can play for Germany.
You only need to live here for a few months. People who lived in Stuttgart or Munich get prefered by Löw.

Ricken won a CL, Jeremies won a CL, Linke won a CL and the Uefa Cup

just saying these weren't the shit players people like to assume today

>Jancker looking like some Nazi Skin hunting Refugees through the Streets of Dresden after Pegida Demo

good times lads even we get REKT in groupstage

smesh fasching

Der hat einen weg

well that means they are german then, since they're able to play for the nt

qt

nevar forget

youtube.com/watch?v=CXyFagg2fh8

are they playing a german version of a grease song?

>Non White Germans
>Playing Handball

PICK ONE

>miss first half
>second half not happening
typical

It's pretty obvious Löw is past it, who will follow him after the group stage exit next month?

Keller

those guys never did any sports. Handball has just way fewer turks, etc. because they play other stuff.
There is something like a "normal distribution" between nationalities and immigrants won't play a sport that is basically unknown in the land of their parents (who won't take them to youth sports they don't know).
Take the similar basketball and you suddenly have turks again, because the parents already knew the sport

Funkel

bump

Just re-watch any game from 2002 and tell me the DFB played better. It was just plain awful to watch. Everytime Hamann got the ball i wanted to kill myself.

also
>Ramelow
>Rehmer

Klinsmann

Neururer

kek

>gotze

>Germany losing

oh n-noes t-the Weather is soooo b-bad

/bundes/ is a trademark term by us antifascist left. Use a different name for your threads, Nazis.

Nagelsmann

Dude. Half the team isn't kartoffeldeutsch.
You can't expect a bunch of turks and africans to play well under those conditions.

kek

Tobi will make the bundes great again

Poop Guardiolel

ich freue mich auf eine neue Herausforderung

euer Loddar

its a friendly, just fucking play

>Germany down 1-2
>quick let's turn on our weather machine so we don't have to finish the match

Pathetic

>potato german

what does this mean

The NT was a complete shit show until 2006, but it wasn't so much due to the players being shit but rather due to shitty coaches and the DFB in general having no idea what they were doing. For example at the Euro 2000 Deisler and Ballack were only used spraringly while 40 year old Loddar got to play as Libero. It's things like this.

Ramelow was a very decent player btw, defenders those days weren't as elegant as the likes of Hummels or Boateng today but that was normal.

And believe me I watched all these games back in the day, all these excruciatingly terrible quali games etc.

>mfw turkroaches think potatoes are a classic german vegetable

DER TORTITAN

Leftist insult for pure white germans without foreign heritage.

goatze

...

We now remember dat superior EM2012 water drainage system.

game onnnn

haven't seen this gif in ages.

[cute 2d girl with question marks over her head]

check out the toulon tournament, england vs france

the france team look nigerian, blacker than your mothers boyfriend

>Löw will be gone in a month
FINALLY
NO MORE POLDI
NO MORE BLACK MEME PLAYERS
NO MORE STUTTGARTERS/SCHWABEN

fuck no

all the ossis in this thread have slavic blood running in their veins and voting afd won't change a thing

Literally 1 (one) white guy

>mfw Austria will make it further in the EM than Germany

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that's not leftist, that's projecting your self-hate on others

>coaches and the DFB in general having no idea
true

>Ramelow was a very decent player
ehh nope, while i had a soft spot for him when he reached the pokalfinale with Hertha Bubis, i must disagree

but glad to see that i am not the only old one here

>black meme players
Implying Boateng isn't the most decent player of the Mannschaft

sahne would be not be considered better than brandt if he wasn't black

Black players are generally better than white tbvh

he took neuer off, top kek

ter stegen in goal now

>dat false-flag antigerman posts

Neuer had not one good second in the first half

water polo is back guys

Germany is a beautiful team with beautiful people of color.

please stop

Why even continue the game ? It's gonna be shitty long balling anyway

Boateng is the only black player since Erwin Kostedde who deserved being in the NT.

INT SCHWEINE RAUS
INT SCHWEINE RAUS
INT SCHWEINE RAUS
INT SCHWEINE RAUS
INT SCHWEINE RAUS

better than having Bomb Fragments and 7,62mm AK47 Ammo in his Body from your nice Isis group

French Cuck

Sure, yesterday in champions there were a lot of black players.

Ossi mad.

BTFO

>he's an össi

The team with more people of color won

Voll krass kantig guter post brudi :DDDD Sehn wir uns gleich wieder im Deutschfaden auf ?