How do I make an interesting tinder profile without looking like a fuccboi?

How do I make an interesting tinder profile without looking like a fuccboi?

Kick the living shit out of an alpha male and then take a selfie next to his beaten body

>,cuck boys

this triggers me

Shop your face on a dragons dn give yourself a dragon type nickname like John "the dragon" Smith.

>Sup Forums poster
>capable of physical feats

pick one and only one

who's this ugly fucking bitch?

Or perhaps a photoshop to that effect

>enter this thread
>for some reason expect good advice on OP's request

Serves me right I guess.

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You looking for help too, Paco?

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it is hard to make potato salad without getting mayo everywhere when drunk

>tfw never had a superlike

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Why so triggered friend? Obviously some of the OPs pic apply to you eh? Which ones? Obsessive videogame autist, closet faggotry, or being cuckolded in your relationships?

fuck you rapefugee stop trying to fuck our white women

>our

>Open this thread
>instantly match with a hot girl after not getting a match for several days
thanks meme magic

Is tinder just for doing it or do people seek serious relationships on their as well?

T. Old guy.

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dont be ugly
thats it. you win

>sticking up for a woman who wouldn't look twice at you

typical american. i bet you'd eat the nigger semen out of her cunt, cuck

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I'd loff it that was a chap

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Not him, but the pic is obviously shopped. So take it easy.

I think you are projecting your own life experiences, friend. Being repeatedly ignored by women has caused you to become bitter and lash out at others, in a subconscious attempt to find others who have been spurned by women throughout their lifetime.

If you could put aside emotions and think rationally, you would see that I was no in fact defending that woman. I was calling out the poster on the fact that the OPs image obviously hit close to home.

this is a worksafe board please delete these posts or i will be forced to report you to the moderator

Typical Germans.

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>deutschfag is a cuck
What a wild surprise

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>le passive aggressive armchair psychologist

trademark reddit

>this thread was left up with random images deleted rather than just nuking it
Does Sup Forums have even worse moderation than Sup Forums?