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fuck off racists and niggers

couple man chasing papers couple man chasing status

Ah yes, the first world

machine poster

eaton two medium bowls of porridge today

feel like it's not enough even though I'm n ot hungry so I'm cooking a pack of instant noodles to make sure I don't accidently starve

Anyone else get off more on watching there own dick cum rather than your gf/porn just realised I stare at my dick when Im cumming on a birds face, not her face.

Is Trump one of us?

bit gay this

How will you celebrate a new era of modernist conservatism under George in 2020 lads?

FBI? try FIB

what sort of internships should i apply for? (is there somewhere where you can find out where companies do internships?)
I don't really want to do a masters i just want to get a decent job and start getting some experience, I hate Physics it's so soul destroying and full of autists I just want a job where i can use the skills i've learned through my degree

Could batter any one of you little runts

>tfw they won't do it live anymore because Bonkaz got done for noncing

conservatives are done next general mate.

5'4

mad how trump lost the popular vote with the 2 best counter-intelligence agencies in the world behind him

>socks and sandals
howling

ah yes, the so-called popular vote

Yes, because that old faux-socialist odd ball and his United Colours of Benetton shadow cabinet are going to romp the 2020 GE

Making gains

dyel lel

>wins election
>still shitposting on twitter
>this is the future potus

5'9" and built like a big guy for you here

Lots of internships posted on a website called ratemyplacement. Dunno what you want to do or can do mate, but there are science internships on there. I'm studying economics, so applying for finance ones personally. The whole point about the masters is that they usually only accept penultimate year students, or those going into a masters. So just pretend you're thinking of applying.

17yo fwb

>lose bodyfat by not eating
>but not gain any muscle in the process
I could drop your arse any time.

shut up, SHUT up, SHUT UP, THE LOT OF YOU!

dyel?

lel?

what?

why would you put yourself through that?

you jealous pham?

almost forgot to pierce the film lid several times before heating

5'4 (6'4 in stilts) and built like a terminator

come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

me: alpha
you: beta runt

>you look about 5'7

i am not a manlet

Other way around, but yeah

I was meant to be doing an MPhys but i chose not to because i've already done a year abroad and i'm sick of being at uni

what's the point of placements, are they like temporary jobs? I guess i'm just fucked because i've missed all the grad deadlines

gays are mentally ill and therefore will do anything in the pursue of sex

really hate myself

she's mature for her age tbf

>slides and socks on the feet
standard

>a canadian assumes that a fwb would be a gay thing

THE STATE OF CANADA RIGHT NOW

closest we've had is prescott I think

got in a couple of punch ups as deputy prime minister

you've missed loads but not all lad

seriously, check the guardian 300. there's a fair few with deadlines in december.

and remember to prepare your application really carefully. they'll boot you for even a simple spelling mistake.

sure you do normie

Now you know how we feel.

i do not hate myself

I want to move to the UK

yo me odio

The Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People? why increase the Sons of Africa, by Planting them in America, where we have so fair an Opportunity, by excluding all Blacks and Tawneys, of increasing the lovely White and Red?

>putting up with a literal child for sex because you can't impress women of your own age

the fucking state of you

I've never read any posts in this general other than my own

what is it about my gimmicks that get people so riled? I remember people going absolutely MENTAL over my black gf gimmick and now the 17yo fwb gimmick is sending people mad, especially north americans

>17
>child
>his age of consent for sex is not 16

the absolute fucking state of canada

makes me want to screech

you are fucking mental mate

The point is that you'll get some work experience which is necessary, it shows you take the initiative/have skills and the like. Makes you more employabl really You'll also find out if you actually enjoy that sort of work. Applying for those is better than self pity because you've missed the deadlines.

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i don't have a CV
would it be a good idea to write one in LaTeX?
or do i just need to write a covering letter or application or something
i appreciate the help, my parents are useless benefits scroungers and i have no idea how to do anything related to jobs

yo no me odio

reckon years (since I was 12 haha) of being told regularly how much of a piece of shit I am might have gotten to me lads

good banter from dad though haha

i could legally fuck a 15 year old mate, doesn't mean i'm desperate enough to nonce a kid who's impressed by anyone who owns a car

FUCKING state of you

>Ywn be a charismatic Cuban immigrant turned druglord

>look in the mirror
>ugly cunt still staring back

he doesn't quit, this guy

IMAGINE having a woman as your Prime Minister

cat was being an annoying cunt so i put him in the freezer to chill out for a bit

ahh yes the so called borderline nonce act of 1902

so that makes you 20?

haha you're like a little child

fuck off runt

your uni will have a careers advice service, write a proper CV with them

Germany is ruled by women, i heard the are doing well

If you knew the reason you would elevate your insult.

rorke

ass

>can't shag your own dog
Can you really call yourself "first-world"? Hmm?

the mexican did a good post

why can't I get proper drunk anymore?

I loved when I could have a few too many beers and do impulsive shit that I knew I'd regret the morning after but could later laugh about

now I can't even get to the point where I want to do impulsive shit, even though I drink far more than I did back then

what is the reason?

Ignore Canadians, Australians and Yanks. Make /brit/ British again.

me n the lads

I know that feel

12 pints in on a night out and I just want to go to bed

yes, you need a very well written and carefully prepared CV, and you need to write a big (400 words), excellent cover letter for each role you apply

tailor the CV to each application and make sure you send the cover letter and CV in the format they expect (it'll say in the application). a lot of firms also want a short essay explaining why you chose them; make it well informed about the company and work they do.

work hard on it and don't waste time, you can expect to make upwards of 10 drafts. save each one separately, don't just delete your changes.

>did 54 hours last week
>need to do 55 hours this week

just

dude.

weed man is being trashed for saying that castro was good

i have to literally drink a litre of vodka to get properly drunk now, it's just not fiscally viable

>calls a 20 year old a child

HOWLING at you rn

turbononce loves shagging children

that feeling stopped for me after the first few nights of being "drunk"
it must be time for something harder

ah yes, southampton solent

babestation

yo nunca le dare un (You)

My fav youtuber is from the UK

>ireland
>talking about how their alcoholics.

ahh yes, checks out

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when's the milton keynes meetup lads

almost applied to go here once lmao

ROARING

I bet whenever one of you says "Howling" they aren't actually doing it

hope the netherlands get bombed