Tfw you will never experience kissing

>tfw you will never experience kissing
>tfw you will never experience hugging
>tfw you will never experience cuddling
>tfw you will never experience sex
>tfw you will never experience being a parent
>tfw you will never experience teenage love
>tfw you will never experience being loved by someone
>tfw you will never experience having grandchildren
Tell me a reason why I should continue my existence when I spend every soul crushing second of my life thinking about how I will never experience any of the things I mentioned above

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Tfw had experienced all bar any kid related as am 19

>tfw girlfriend is coming home for the holidays just to fuck me
Santa finally showed up

Why never tho? You could experience almost all of those this week easily.

No I can't, I have zero (0) social skills and I'm a ugly manlet (155cm). I think the reason I am this way is because I looked like a 12 year old when I was 18 and I still look young as hell 2 years later.

you could probably still get a slightly below average girl

If you don't try then you definitely won't tho

Dude just b urself bro xD

No woman wants an autistic sperg who's 20cm shorter than them as their boyfriend

Yeah i guess you're right. just kill yourself then

If you try you might not succeed, but if you never try you will definitely never succeed

I know each and every single one of these feels. But you know what, at least it'll all be over eventually, my friend. Until then, just try to pass the time as best you can I guess. It's what I'm doing.

Also ignore the inevitable flood of normieshit advice. I wish I had that pic of that "Protip for all friendless losers on Sup Forums: never ask anyone for help for anything ever" pasta (if someone would be so kind as to post it, I'd appreciate greatly). Otherwise I could always manually post the pasta, it's pretty damn relevant.

>Also ignore the inevitable flood of normieshit advice. I wish I had that pic of that "Protip for all friendless losers on Sup Forums: never ask anyone for help for anything ever" pasta (if someone would be so kind as to post it, I'd appreciate greatly).

If you don't want advice then what's the point of making a thread about it?
Never understood the point of these threads where people say "How do I solve [solvable problem]" then people give you advice and you just say "Just b urself xd" or make an excuse.

>If you don't want advice then what's the point of making a thread about it?
OP never said "no advice", nor did I.

Rather, completely useless "juss b urself bro"-tier normieshit advice.

But these threads are always the same. No matter what anyone posts you'll always respond with that image or something to the effect of "REE NORMIE".

It's always the same thing.
Someone will say:
>Hire a hooker
"I don't have a money im a neet"/or something

>Lift weights and dress well
"I don't want to I don't look like a movie actor Chad what's the point"

>Try to get more exposure in social settings
"Dude just b urself lmao xd"

Has any of these threads EVER gotten anywhere where an OP has actually took actionable advice and acted on it?

>No matter what dumb normieshit tripe I post you'll always respond with that image
FTFY

>Has any of these threads EVER gotten anywhere where an OP has actually took actionable advice and acted on it?
Yes, I've had actual useless advice myself, and given some advice to others. Just don't be a fucking normalfag and it might actually get through to your empty fucking head.

So then what's the secret non-normie advice?

Don't talk to girls to get better at talking to girls?

>that glorious feeling when I went to semi-recluse to experiencing most of these in three months

>tfw I know all those feels

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>tfw you will never experience being a parent
Im not really sure if I want to experience that
>tfw you will never experience having grandchildren
same as above
>tfw you will never experience teenage love
well, at least I experienced love at some point in my life

I experienced all the rest

No, it has more to do with more basic elements of acceptance, coping, opportunity, organization, etc.

Now shoo, back to normiebook or whatever fucking site you came from.

You sound depressed.

Go travelling to places where women aren't an average of 5'10" if you're so concerned about your height.

You'll be an exotic Finn. Just don't go to a ski resort because the guy to girl ratio is like 10:1.

There's nothing to sperg about while you're travelling because if you fuck up you just move to the next place. When you get home you should have some more drive/confidence.

>Now shoo, back to normiebook or whatever fucking site you came from.

This thread doesn't belong on this board.

There is no excuse for being an involuntary virgin.

If your intimate inexperience is preventing you from having functional relationships with the opposite sex, which in turn prevents you from having any intimate experiences, then you need to just shortcircuit that vicious cycle and hire an escort.

In the internet age, that's as simple as creating a throwaway email account, copypasting a template message someone else wrote online, arranging for a time and location, and then either waiting for someone to ring your doorbell or taking a taxi to their location.

Save up a couple hundred bucks (the price of two "seasons pass" video games) and you can end your misery with some fairly attractive young women.

>leolist.cc/personals/female-companions/metro-vancouver/?ethnicity_id[]=9&age_to=25

Look at all those quality options in my fairly small city alone.

fuck off you retarded normie

JUST B URSELF LMAO. didn't even read your normie post.

Retard normie. >>>/facebook/

I know I'm a worthless man
every girls are not interested in me
but I still want gf

What city do you live in user? You don't have to be a normie to have awkward sex with an escort.

All this emotional woe and anxiety could be done away permanently. Tonight. And then maybe you could go out and make eye contact with a girl once you realize you've stuck your dick in one.

End it. Or don't, and stay in your perpetual state of romantic inertia and die without any children or positive emotional depth to your life.

>250$ for a whore

holy shit

You sound like a normie, NORMIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Tell me a reason why I should continue my existence
I don't need to. We both know you don't have the balls to kill yourself or you would have done it already and you wouldn't have wasted all this time with your shitty, amateur dramatics.

>I don't need to. We both know you don't have the balls to kill yourself or you would have done it already and you wouldn't have wasted all this time with your shitty, amateur dramatics.

normie detected.
r eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeah, that's me, alright: Normie. Got me to a T you do.
>when dumb Cannuck pricks post

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NORMAL OFF MY BOARD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You can only be happy if you stop caring about all that. Obviously they matter, but it does no good placing your whole self esteem on it

Don't worry; I'm leaving.

Binland no. Stop reminding me of these things. I'm trying to forget them.

RAAAAAAAAAA-RAAAAAAAAAAAA-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NORMAL PEOPLE OFF MY BOARDDDDDDDD

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RAAA RAAA RAAA NORMALZ!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just for a moment, let go of your r9k-reinforced mental barriers which are preventing you from really considering what is best for your life. I understand your reaction right now because that's how I would have reacted when I was my 22-year-old handholdless virgin self who struggled to exist in the real world and would immediately go home whenever possible to escape to shitposting in greentext threads. We were both raised by the internet and probably got the majority of our social interaction experience online, where we developed a very different personality from the one we were comfortable expressing in real life.

But then, one lucky day, my friends dragged me to a nightclub, and when I was playing solitaire on my phone in the corner with my fruity autist cocktail, a chubby girl came along and started hitting on me, and that led to a night of awkward drunken sex. And then the next morning I realized there were huge cracks in the foundation of that wall between me and the successful romantic life I so desired. And while I was no more socially experienced, I was a lot more confident, and started holding eye contact with people and stood up straighter, and eventually I found my first gf. And after her, there was no longer any self-inflicted barrier preventing me from getting into healthy romantic relationships.

You obviously want to experience a romantic connection with someone, and out of the thousands of girls out there which are within your geographic reach, some of them would want you as a boyfriend back. Some of them are sitting on their computers right now wishing they had someone, just as you are. It's extremely difficult to just start by asking girls out. Take baby steps. Ironically, the easiest way to do this is actually by going from 0 to 11 overnight with an escort. They don't care if you're a virgin. They've slept with a number of virgins before, some of whom were less attractive and more awkward than you were.

DIDN'T READ YOUR FUCKING POST

NORMIE SHIT

>>>/FACEBOOK/

WE DON'T NEED YOUR CRAP ADVICE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>But then, one lucky day, my friends dragged me to a nightclub
>Friends
Yeah, that's the problem. I have no friends and haven't had any since I was 13.

stay strong brother

Don't listen to these fucking normie pieces of shit. The most important thing is self-acceptance. Accept that you will never have a gf and eventually you'll get one.

We got this, my fellow brother. VIRGIN PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Just thinking about how this fucking severe autistic look like makes me cringe.

Why haven't you ended your pathetic life yet? You piece of shit.

t. normie

ra AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RAA A A AAAA >>/FACEBOOK/ NORMALFAG

This board is ONLY for abnormal people with suicidal depression. Normal people NOT WELCOME.

Try something like a tabletop board games club. Those places that sell warhammer figurines also usually have people playing games. Those are like turbo autist safe spaces. Practice talking to them, and then work your way up.

In case you think its hopeless, realize how much easier you have it than all those nameless lurkers who are so socially anxious that they can't even post on Sup Forums.

Normies who go to tabletop board games... Lol yeah great advice. Those are turbonormies.

My people, THE TRUE NEETS - haven't even been outside within a 365 day period. I haven't personally showered in over 3 months.

If you SHOWER, get HAIRCUTS, go OUTSIDE or aren't at least Diabetic with abnormally high blood pressure due to your terrible health you're a normie piece of shit.

Fuck you normie. Stop oppressing our people

Sup Forums is the normiest board faggot, you have to go back

>>>/facebook/

>>>/twitter/

>>>/your loving friends and family who don't hate you for being a leech and a parasite on them both financially and emotionally/

Stupid normie shit.

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Dude, you should get off the internet and out into the real world. It's not as bad as you think out there.

>just b urself

kys normie

>tfw you will never experience teenage love
Thank god i didn't.

I just got here. What is happening? I'm just telling the truth.

>normie thinks his shit advice is the truth

it's not possible for some people. Some of us will never get a gf because we're not 10/10 super models, okay???? normies these days holy moly.

Lol I can't tell if you're just messing with me or not.

No you idiotic normie.

The only people who have gfs in society or regular sex are either in the 99th percentile of looks, or 99th percentile of networth. Some of us were never meant to have sex

You normies just will never get it. There's no point of trying for some of us anymore.

I think you're fucking crazy, bru.

Stop Normiesplaining to me, normie.

Now I know u just fuckin wit me, blood. Canadians are alright in my book

>tfw had the chances to do all of this
>tfw attractive women approached me and spergerd

fuck this, at least you never had a chance

Kek, you make the chances
>is a fucking abomination
>expects to get a qt gf
Abominations are meant to be together no matter how shit your life is (especially if it's for your lack of balls) there will some "girl" as shit as you who only wants to be loved and if you could give her that she would be yours, of course that will never happen because you will never leave your basement.

>He doesn't realize that life simply happens to us, we have no control or part in it

Typical normie. You can't "make" chances, everything that happens is completely random and decided for us. Freewill doesn't exist.

I made it by being born good looking

this to.bee.honest.
The highlight of a normie's existance is that he got laid very early in life thanks to his looks.
Yet they never acknowledge their luck on genetic lottery.
They dont even think there exist people outside their normie circle.
When they say beeurself they are speaking truthfully. They were themselves and it was that easy.
Guys like us, who waste away their life on Sup Forums, are the loneliest guys in the world.
They got no gf. They don't belong no place. They come to a thread and write some shit
and then they go into /gif/ and blow their load, and the first thing you know they're pounding their tail on some other thread.
They ain't got nothing to look ahead to.

I agree. Let's commit suicide together, you'll go first and ill follow you

It'll be better for the world, we'll free up more resources for the normies who deserve the world.