You wake up in Kenya

You wake up in Kenya

Wat do?

Get job, fuck Kenyan qt's

i take the train back to BC

Get AIDS

go to somalia and become a warlord

Asante Mungu I am finally back home!

Get a cab to Heathrow and then get a plane out of there.

Find Lions and Tigers

rape with condom

be like Genghis Khan

>Genghis Khanya

Kill myself

look at this pathetic aussie

haha how are you going to kill yourself? By a stingray? hahaha

fuck you

Walk around with a rainbow flag.

Post on Sup Forums until I get fed up with people replying "RARE"

chill with obama's brother

go to the spanish embassy

Run for President of the United States :^)

Die from heat and humidity

But he wasn't born in Kenya

Be thankful that i wasn't in Somalia.

Yeah, but was he?

Nairobi isn't that hot compared to most places in africa

I create a Catholic Kingdom and start slaughtering these godless pagans.

This is bait, right? Nobody is actually this dumb?

You're right, instead of killing i should simply forcefully convert them.

I go find some adobe in Nairobi.

Most of Kenya doesn't need to be converted you dunce.

stay and hope to not be deported back to Brazil

>You wake up in Kenya
Been there. Done that.

Feel glad I'm not in Venezuela anymore.

76.7% of it does.

>23.3% Christian
>Kenya doesn't need to be converted

76.7% will go in Hell if someone does not act to save them.

>only Catholics are Christian

Migrate to Europe.

just go to germany as refuggee

latinos looks like arabs

This. Malik Obama is a pretty cool guy, father of memetics and is the shitposter veteran of the great meme war of 2016. Pay homage to the dude.

I have a friend whose name is "Kenia" and she's pretty hot so I'd be happy to wake up in her if you catch my drift

Go fast?

Underrated

I'm pale as fuck though.

Heh.