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/vladikavkaz/ edition

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ass is too big

Why do russian sluts always take selfies in shitty, dirty rooms with jack daniels and pringles or in classroms?

it's their surroundings? anyways im drunk mid day

i want to suck a fart out of that asshole

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Natasha vodka viva Russia

I've always loved russian girls
God bless russia

would love to stick my nose deep into her stinky poophole

>no fart posters yet

ooooooooh popo

Damn!! I'd eat that booty like groceries

my dick

Thoughts on imminent Aleppo liberation?

Tы oпять выхoдишь нa cвязь, тyпoй шкoлoтpoн?

its cool like watching an rts lol
but also rip all the dead people (

Jihadi Julian on suicide watch.

Why don't people use chemical weapons, again? The war would be over in a days notice. Instead we have to deal with this shit. Syrian war got old in 2014.

I'm bored.

>use chemical weapons
if that happened america would do full scale invasion rather than proxy war.

because muh ebil weapons of mass destruction

Vladikavkaz is Nakh territory

Russia vs USA
Who wins?

human rights convention was a mistake

Anyone has experience going to get erotic massages? i'm thinking of giving it a try, my balls are about to explode and it's not like i'm getting laid for free anytime now

Not to mention modern sarin gas is designed to kill people as quickly as possible and dissolved, so you wont have any of that Halabja shit like in Iraq.
Bullets, shrapnels, white phosphorus? Nah those are a-okay!

Should I study at MSU or HSE?

i didn't have a massage that's to awkward I just fucked the woman because my friends paid for it when I was drunk
pretty good but maybe if you're virgin you'll have a weird feeling about it.

>but maybe if you're virgin you'll have a weird feeling about it.
Glad i already got rid of my v card a while ago (paying of course)
I thought prostitution (benis in bagina) was illegal here?

did it in london
how do massage work actually? are they a front for sexy time? dont get aids pls

Can you help me identifying what is this?

we
we're roaches too

Everytime I check these graphs the number of Russian warheads changes.
Sometimes it's 8,000, sometimes it's 10,000, sometimes even up to 16,000.

kinda, you pay 2500 rubles or so for 1 hour of massage with happy end. You can pay 500-1000 rub more for getting extras like titjobs and such. Seems like you can get to put benis in bagina but it requires some more wit

lmao

maybe because the collateral damage/civilian deaths would increase thousandfold?

sarin is no joke

see man driving a RUSSIAN WHIP

are you still here?

t. tibla

damn i miss volgas

It's never too big

daily reminder that slavs are an inferior race

thank god i'm finnougric-tatar mixed man

>East Baltic
Artur pls

you need to go home uralic brother

What Russian city should I travel to for finding a tall commie gf? Preferably 185cm+

>commie
why?

This is /rus/?
Aren't all russians commies?

anus

Fuck commies :^)
Only harcore ultra-capitalism :^)

Well, being a commie is not necessary then, as long as she is tall. My question still stands Ivan.

how do I get a qt brown dag gf

nyagan

Would Russian girls fuck me for my passport?

vk

>smelly dumb burger scum
only for passport?
no

Somewhere here I think. And

...

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can you show me random profiles of qt dag girls on vk?
and how does that work?
you just message random girls that look caucasian?

what about me
do russians like ireland

>Search
>Country: Russia
>City: Makhachkala
>Sex: Female
>Age: (set min and max)
>?????
>Profit

but vk isn't a dating site..?

no

And beware of fake pages
Why not? You can do whatever you want. Just don't post CP ans swastika (in fact you can post swastika, almost nobody cares)

its optional

russian chicks are hot id eat that whispering eye

Left is qt, would gf

>tfw no american redneck qt

only if you can heem her dad

oh behave lil mama

give me a time and a place

Бля, кaкoй yшлёпoк шлюх в oппocтe зaпocти? Эти плaкcивыe пиpopы зaeбaли "дoйти минy тянy, нy дяй тянy плиз плaк" фy бля пpoтивнo cмoтpeть. Пaдaль чeлoвeчecкaя, cyкa.

whos a redneck ?? i live in cali aint no rednecks here

moscow
pushkin street
kolotushkin's house

tomorrow 12:00 GMT

Why not Petrovsko-razumovskaya?

I'll make sure to bring my winter coat

It is unlikely that he has the money on roses.

you'll be khabibed

Yes that other retard knows nothing

why is russland and ireland so good at fighting tho??

ima dip you guys suck wee wee

yes

Why would anyone want to go to petrovsko-razumovskaya

enjoy
зaмoк д3-yм

For qt gf

sa mine vittu lits rsk

I hate fucking R*ssia and all R*ssian pigdogs.

>lonely loser with no friends

kys

Ye but why PR in particular

end?

>do russians like ireland

Average Russian doesn't know what is Ireland.

Probably an automatic activation device for some army shit.

The actual number is about 1800.

>Sometimes it's 8,000, sometimes it's 10,000, sometimes even up to 16,000.

There used to be more than 70000 in the 80s.

Most Russians think than England=London and Scotland and Ireland are districts of London

>In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

Kek, they don't think that, they just don't know much about rest of the England, apart from Liverpool and Manchester, probably.

Man I hope you're actually hiding them somewhere like you do with your tanks. In case SHTF with America you need to show off.
It takes so much to assemble a nuke and a platform to launch it or planes to drop it and suddenly everyone's dismantling them.
Grrrr.
#NukeLivesMatter

>the collateral damage/civilian deaths would increase thousandfold?

Who the fuck cares about some filthy sandniggers?

>sarin

We had (and probably still have some) nerve gases much more deadly the sarin, soman and even v-agents. Why not to test them in a battle conditions?

>Kek, they don't think that, they just don't know much about rest of the England, apart from Liverpool and Manchester, probably.
>Most Russians think than England=London and Scotland and Ireland are districts of London

That's 4 times more intel about foreign countries than an average americlap has.

>Man I hope you're actually hiding them somewhere like you do with your tanks.

I doubt it.
You know, all the nukes are de-facto under international control. It's impossible just to hide them, nuclear warhead isn't a fucking sack of potato.

There's like what, 10% of Russians who actually traveled somewhere outside of Russia?

People simply have no money to do that.