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>all these top players falling out because of injury
What is it about RG that makes people more susceptible to injury? Even nadal, the supreme elder claygod babbster, had to retire from this RG
What's going on?
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Electrocution. Wouldn't be a problem if they had a roof
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Kek. Confirms that EBAM is The One
>even nadal
nadal is practically injured every season. it's just part of being nadal
Which one
dunno why anyone would go with the right one
Right one
What the fuck is wrong with me?
wew
She's a qt
You're not a man if you haven't fired a cannon, driven a train and fucked a black chick.
Going with this pasty slag
Right.
Left one looks like an inbred and I unironically like black females. Would never marry one tho.
generally speaking, the standards for attractiveness are set pretty low in WTA
gasquet's peak game has always been top 5 tier
Pick neither and go with based Putintseva.
The French Open sucks.
cornet camel toe from a few days ago pls
pleb opinion
Yeah he could've been Murray-tier.
the human
not as "qt" as pic related
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delet
high test thread?
i wonder if Troicki has watched Breaking Bad
So Roidal is done for good now right?
His tattoo means invincible or all-conquering. 'under the sky, without a match' literally.
The artist messed it up tho, because 無 is traditional Chinese and 敌 is simplified. It should either be 无敌 or 無敵 but not a mix of the two.
>all-conquering
What did he mean by this?
Melopan is that you?
Schedule for Tuesday 31/05 : club.fft.fr
Note : all matches will start at 11:00 AM french time in order to catch up (they normally start at 2 PM at this stage)
I think that is originally a BLACKED poster. The 'all conquering' refers to exactly what we both think it refers to.
I wish I was him desu
Which is?
Well you know
Unless he has a tattoo on his other arm that says 'where all da white wimminz at ooga booga', i genuinely don't know
It's pretty clear what they're trying to say m8. Read between the lines.
No idea. didn't make this. Was when Brown beat Nadal at Wimbledon last year.
no really, spell it out for me
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Is that not Donald Brown's tattoo? Or rafa's thicc booty?
BIG
No it isn't. It's Rafa's and Dustin's faced shopped onto a BLACKED poster.
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Reported
Mfw he comes back and wins everything
>Djoko will be remembered as a great player
Fuck me, I'm an idiot. I thought that was genuinely Donald Brown posing with his wife or something. Good shooping though
Still, i don't think the tattoo is referring to sexual conquest. I don't think the cucks who are fapping to this are going to translate his fucking tattoo
kek
It was me who made it. AMA
now this is autism
We would believe you anyway, cuckwrinka. Keep up the good work
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It's clearly a sexual reference because it's on a fucking pornstar's arm. The context is there, just use your brain to figure it out.
But no, you think it's because the black dude is into Chinese language and culture! Yes! That must be it! What about the "all conquering" then? What does that mean??
WELL LET ME TELL YOU
IT'S ABOUT CONQUERING PUSSY
idk mate. think you're grasping at straws there
The year is 2050, the French open final is being played on Rafael Nadal court. Novak Djokovic in robot form is still trying to win his first French open against Stephanie Murray (gender does not exist).
It's a standard meme chinese phrase tattoo that hipsters get. Do you think he walked into a tattooist's shop and asked for something that showed his propensity for fucking white bitches?
>Werr, ret me see... Ah yes, I have the perfect tattoo for you, Jamal. It's so subtle that only Finnish cucks will be able to understand it
Why don't frogs have roofs?
Well to be fair players who rely on their athleticism are more prone to injury than those who arent
see monfils, nadal, tsonga,
Based
Bot/Murray hardly ever get injured
Meanwhile, Leo and Lenny Federer complete their 20th consecutive calendar slam in the cis doubles.
The producers of the show probably made him get it because they thought it would be clever.
dr. ivo's twitter is based
Lads. Tennis podcasts.
>finnish humour
imo it's probably just a typical vain tattoo. It would be silly to tattoo 'beautiful' or 'proud' in english, but in Chinese it's apparently ok. The guy just wanted something that says 'i'm the best' in Chinese tattood on his arm.
>completely ignoring all the evidence
Any good ones?
tell me more. do you think his choice of language has any special significance? why chinese?
Pls jarko you must stop
They thought hebrew might be too obvious
The tennis podcast is good. The telegraph. New episode out now. It's very comfy when walking somewhere or on te bus.
Because so few western cucks know Chinese. It's like an easter egg type of thing. One day you're bored and decide to look up what the Chinese text on the arm of that black dude who was fucking your favorite pornstar meant. Then you find out it's "all conquering" and make this face.
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Top kek
We should send this thread to the RG organisers to convince them of the urgency of building a new roof. All rain and no tennis makes Jack shitpost on /spee/
Actually the federation in pushing the new stadium project really hard, but some neighbors' association don't want (trial ongoing, we should have the decision around september I guess)
I know, I've read up on it a little. Pretty sad that RG was there long before all the residents built their houses and now they're blocking the construction of a roof. Still, it's fun to take the piss out of you guys
But I admit the site is terrible right now in terms of logistics, like wtf we don't even have light on any court, as a guy working there, it makes me ashamed
Lights should have been implemented a while ago desu. Is there rumours of RG losing the grand slam and moving to another country?
Yeah idk why we still don't have them, I think they want to do everything at the same time but it keep getting delayed.
No, no rumours here about losing the grand slam, I mean that's our main position in order to defend the new stadium project, but idk how it really works to get demoted from that status.
But this is a shame, I know the federation has some really nice projects, but we keep having problems with people wanting to sue us for jack shit, but it's mainly a lack of communication
gonna lidsen to this tonight
Old old episodes are really nice. When Bot didn't exist. Or when Stan won RG.
>tfw rain slam
Why not just create a wet court surface where you have a fucking rubber ball?
No roof before 2020 guys
>tfw this thread will be archived once game 7 of the NBA semifinals is over and 100 shitposting threads pop up while europeans are sleeping
This tbqh. It's a new thread as well. I'll be up late and try to keep it going.
>the frogs were too self-absorbed and smug in their ability that they didn't bought a roof
now folks I don't have a problem with water, ok? I love water. but it has to stay OUT of our courts
this is common sense! rain is RUINING our slam, RUINING our players, and we should not sacrifice our tennis so that rain can come in and benefit from our dirt anymore. we have to keep water out until we figure just what the hell is going on up there!
SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A ROOF, AND IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG, BEAUTIFUL, TILED ROOF
AND WE'RE GONNA WIN. WE'RE GOING TO KEEP WINNING. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE FRENCH OPEN BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!
At least we will have a brand new thread for tomorrow.
>implying it won't rain anyway
The Falklands are going to pay for the roof.
Oh God. If I have to listen to that asshole ramble on like that for four years I'm gonna need a shitload of aspirin.
He just talks at a 3rd grade level because that's how you get elected. He's pretty well spoken in his older interviews when he wasn't running for president. He's going to be a tremendous speaker once he's elected. He has the best words after all.
Remember when the Americans tried shit posting
youtu.be
this particular video is fantastic. the sound is so bad and his voice so grating that a single minute is guaranteed to make your head hurt.
>WE'RE GONNA WIN. WIN. WIN.
He's not gonna be elected.
I love her so much
>video is two hours long
yeah, thanx but no thanx