Walk into you're room

>walk into you're room
>see this
What do?

call animal control

damn, more?

>You're
Snälla sluta.

He's probably a mudslime living in Oslo.

>implying I have a double bed

>Get my gas mask out

>Insert one end of plastic tubing in her anus

>The other in the mouth piece of the gas mask

>Live life as a Brazilian for the rest of my days.

Turns 360 degrees and go to bed

Hey butifel go to shower
i will wait for you here

Norge has been drilling oil for as long as I've been alive, I will continue the tradition.

Ask her how and why she got in here. Take any response for a trolling attempt. Ask her to leave, call police if she doesn't.

>run to the kitchen
>grab a meat cleaver
>attack the home intruder
>???
>household secure from trespassing scum

>Slovakia is based
>Slovenia is cucked

Really make you think

>Señorita, nadie se tumba en mi cama y se queda insatisfecha.

*turns around 360º moonwalking while playing a spanish guitar and unzips la máquina del amor*

>her face when

give a flu shot on her ass

Prepare your pinky butthole. You are next, muchacho.

That's a pretty fucking nice body as far as I'm concerned.

To answer your question though, I'd probably get an erection.

grab her by the pussy

first post best post

Question how she got into my house and why she undressed immediately. Probably call the cops if she doesn't leave.

Lemme see dem tits first, please.

MORE, FAGGOT

please

Nothing, I hate niggers.

I'd culturally appropriate that ass.

fuck off niggerlover köcsög

give her the eggs

kek

bitter virgin

"What the fuck are you doing here?"

And knowing my luck it's probably a guy.

Offer her some eggs
Anyone doing anything else is a savage

xd lebuktam

tell her she doesn't need to tell me what happened but she does need to eat a bowl of eggs

happily receive her aids

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT *snifffff sniffffffffffff* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

replace the one in the basement with fresh meat

djingo biloba

Proceed to make mocha colored children

P-p-please! T-take whatever you want, j-j-just don't hurt me!

Cross out black chick from girls to fuck list.

close my eyes and run out of his room

Gay

>room

I'm too old for this board.

look everyone! the big guy XDDD

i live alone in a 3 room apartment and still call one room 'my room' because that's where the computer is :DDD

You don't have rooms in Finland?

unzip pants, my penis doesn't discriminate

How old are you?

this to be quite frank

tell to pull pants on because ass is hanging out

Spank her bum and tell her to get out

>trapp
If that is a man I'm going to kill myself

Call the local zoo and inform them an ape has escaped.

MOOR'D

you can postpone your suicide, trapp means stairs in Norwegian

t. Fernando Martinez