>walk into you're room
>see this
What do?
Walk into you're room
call animal control
damn, more?
>You're
Snälla sluta.
He's probably a mudslime living in Oslo.
>implying I have a double bed
>Get my gas mask out
>Insert one end of plastic tubing in her anus
>The other in the mouth piece of the gas mask
>Live life as a Brazilian for the rest of my days.
Turns 360 degrees and go to bed
Hey butifel go to shower
i will wait for you here
Norge has been drilling oil for as long as I've been alive, I will continue the tradition.
Ask her how and why she got in here. Take any response for a trolling attempt. Ask her to leave, call police if she doesn't.
>run to the kitchen
>grab a meat cleaver
>attack the home intruder
>???
>household secure from trespassing scum
>Slovakia is based
>Slovenia is cucked
Really make you think
>Señorita, nadie se tumba en mi cama y se queda insatisfecha.
*turns around 360º moonwalking while playing a spanish guitar and unzips la máquina del amor*
>her face when
give a flu shot on her ass
Prepare your pinky butthole. You are next, muchacho.
That's a pretty fucking nice body as far as I'm concerned.
To answer your question though, I'd probably get an erection.
grab her by the pussy
first post best post
Question how she got into my house and why she undressed immediately. Probably call the cops if she doesn't leave.
Lemme see dem tits first, please.
MORE, FAGGOT
please
Nothing, I hate niggers.
I'd culturally appropriate that ass.
fuck off niggerlover köcsög
give her the eggs
kek
bitter virgin
"What the fuck are you doing here?"
And knowing my luck it's probably a guy.
Offer her some eggs
Anyone doing anything else is a savage
xd lebuktam
tell her she doesn't need to tell me what happened but she does need to eat a bowl of eggs
happily receive her aids
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT *snifffff sniffffffffffff* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
replace the one in the basement with fresh meat
djingo biloba
Proceed to make mocha colored children
P-p-please! T-take whatever you want, j-j-just don't hurt me!
Cross out black chick from girls to fuck list.
close my eyes and run out of his room
Gay
>room
I'm too old for this board.
look everyone! the big guy XDDD
i live alone in a 3 room apartment and still call one room 'my room' because that's where the computer is :DDD
You don't have rooms in Finland?
unzip pants, my penis doesn't discriminate
How old are you?
this to be quite frank
tell to pull pants on because ass is hanging out
Spank her bum and tell her to get out
>trapp
If that is a man I'm going to kill myself
Call the local zoo and inform them an ape has escaped.
MOOR'D
you can postpone your suicide, trapp means stairs in Norwegian
t. Fernando Martinez