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England's saviour edition

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skysports.com/transfer-centre

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strawpoll.me/10358030
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arsenalreport.com/posts/the-fabregas-transfer-saga-timeline-how-barca-got-what-they-wanted
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Lazy OP edition

Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater and Newcastle winger Andros Townsend fear they will be left out when England coach Roy Hodgson names his final 23-man squad for Euro 2016. (The Times - subscription required)

>Daniel Sturridge's place is also under threat as the Liverpool forward looks to prove his fitness to Hodgson. (Guardian)

Valencia's £30m-rated midfielder Andre Gomes, 22, says he will be moving to Manchester United next season. (Superdeporte via Daily Express)

>Striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, could choose to join his former club Malmo ahead of United this summer. (Sun)

Long-serving midfielder Michael Carrick, 34, has been offered a year extension to his contract by new United manager Jose Mourinho. (Guardian)

>Southampton want to re-sign defender Calum Chambers, 21, on loan two years after selling him to Arsenal for £16m. (Daily Mirror)

Outgoing Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini, 62, says he will retire if he does not get an "interesting" offer. Former Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola will take over at City when Pellegrini officially leaves on 30 June. (Guardian)

>Crystal Palace midfielder Joe Ledley, 29, will be named in Wales' 23-man squad for Euro 2016 on Tuesday - despite breaking his leg three weeks ago. (Sun)

England boss Roy Hodgson wants Everton defender John Stones, 22, to put his club future on hold until after Euro 2016. (Daily Mirror)

>Leicester City midfielder N'Golo Kante, 25, says he is happy to stay at the Premier League champions "for now". (L'Equipe)

Serie A champions Juventus are close to completing the signing of Barcelona's Brazilian international defender Dani Alves, 33, on a free transfer from Barcelona.(Marca)

>Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone wants to bring Chelsea forward Diego Costa, 27, back for a second spell at the Vicente Calderon Stadium.(Daily Star)

West Ham United will not entertain the idea of selling defender Reece Oxford, with Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool all interested in the 17-year-old. (Times)

>Former Brighton and Watford boss Oscar Garcia, 43, is favourite to be named the new Nottingham Forest manager. (Nottingham Post)

Borussia Dortmund forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 26, is ready to move to the Premier League, according to his former Gabon international team-mate Daniel Cousin. (BBC World Service)

>Juventus will announce the signing of Barcelona defender and three-time Champions League winner Dani Alves, 33, on a two-year contract this week. (Gazzetta dello Sport via Football Espana)

Sunderland have no plans to sell England Under-21 goalkeeper Jordan Pickford, 22, despite interest from Manchester United. (Sunderland Echo)

>Newcastle United midfielder Georginio Wijnaldum, 25, says he is still hurting after the club's relegation from the Premier League and cannot say whether he will be staying. (Chronicle)

Former Olympiakos left-back Kostas Giannoulis, 28, has had a trial with Wolverhampton Wanderers. (Express & Star)

>Brighton and Hove Albion have sold around 23,000 season tickets for next season - despite missing out on promotion to the Premier League. (Argus)

Premier League champions Leicester City will wear a new all-red away kit when they defend their title next season. (Leicester Mercury)

>Former Reading striker Simon Cox, 29, is concerned about the club in the wake of Brian McDermott's sacking as manager. (Reading Chronicle)

Stoke City are one of a number of Premier League clubs interested in Aston Villa midfielder Jack Grealish, 20, who may leave Villa Park following the club's relegation to the Championship. (Daily Telegraph)

>Sunderland are ready to make a £10m move for West Ham forward Diafra Sakho, which would re-unite the Senegal international, 26, with former Hammers' boss Sam Allardyce. (Daily Mail)

New Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is set to meet Ryan Giggs on his return from holiday to discuss the future of the Welshman, who was assistant manager under previous boss Louis van Gaal, at Old Trafford.(Daily Telegraph)

The best of social media

>Brazil legend Pele tweeted a selfie with Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney at a charity event. Rooney responded on Twitter by saying it had been a "huge honour" to meet the three-time World Cup winner.

Former West Bromwich Albion forward Brown Ideye, 27, expressed his relief after learning his Olympiakos team-mate Alan Pulido had been rescued in Mexico hours after he was kidnapped. "Thank God Alan Pulido is safe," tweeted Ideye, who joined West Brom for a fee of around £10m in 2014.

>What's new Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho been buying at the club's megastore? A 2015-16 season review DVD? A United travel mug for those long journeys next season? A Red Devils duvet set to stay warm next winter? The former Chelsea manager's wife, Matilde, shared an image on her Twitter account on Monday of Mourinho outside the club's training ground holding a United-branded bag. Mourinho met club legend Sir Bobby Charlton.

And finally

Atletico Madrid's women's goalkeeper has been pictured celebrating Real Madrid's Champions League final win over Atletico. (Marca)

>Hull City fan Fred Cox-Johnson, 21, broke his arm at Wembley after leaping out of his seat to celebrate Mohamed Diame's winner against Sheffield Wednesday in the Championship play-off final. (Hull Daily Mail)

If Henderson is in over Drinky I'll be seething

Lichtsteiner might move to either PSG or Chelsea after Alves arrives.

And the Mouyes image

i heard reports newcastle's away jersey will be all white with blue trim so andros thinks he is playing for england and does better next season

Cheers senpai
On my phone and wanted to shitpost. Waited 20mins and nothing

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07f4cb9

might be worth a listen

>Atletico Madrid's women's goalkeeper has been pictured celebrating Real Madrid's Champions League final win over Atletico. (Marca)

>Atletico Madrid's women's goalkeeper has been pictured celebrating Real Madrid's Champions League final win over Atletico. (Marca)
Maybe she just got confused?

>Juve wanting to sign Dani Alves
Why would they do that?

Which transfer will surely without doubt 100% definitely no bulshitting absolutely happen today, lads?

Mascherano to Juve probably

javi martinez to liverpool la

strawpoll.me/10358030

Bellerin to Barcelona

Is Switzerland the new memegium?
>Shaqiri, Behrami and Xhaka already in PL
>Lichtsteiner, Rodriguez and Embolo rumoured to join

Zlatan to Celtic.

>Why would they do that?
It's pretty baffling to me too.

>Have an aging fullback that will probably need replacing soon
>Sign an even older fullback

Worst OP in a long time 2bh

>New Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is set to meet Ryan Giggs on his return from holiday to discuss the future of the Welshman, who was assistant manager under previous boss Louis van Gaal, at Old Trafford.(Daily Telegraph)

>so ryan, what do you see yourself bringing to the club?
>well jose i really see myself standing off to one side of you and silently peering over your shoulder the whole time.

Acceptable conditions for supporting a team power rankings

1. You were born in the same city and your father supports them
2. You were born in the same city and live there
3. You were born in the same city
4. Your father supports them
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10. Neither of the above apply but you live in the same country as the team, watched a few seasons of football to determine which team you admire based on the club's identity, style of football, history, etc
11. You went to university/moved to work in the city
12. Your partner is from the city
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.
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50. You are from the same country as a popular player in the team
.
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91. You have no connection whatsoever but picked a team at random
901. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked whoever were champions at the time
9001. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked the biggest team with the most trophies
900001. You have no connection whatsoever but you picked the richest team
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.
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90000000001. You """supported""" one big team then changed to another big team

Dani Alves to Juventus

What number is city mum was born in?

>mfw supporting wimbledon come through
>mfw the game was televised here

Who will be Everton manager lads

Zakaria might move there too. Apparently Southampton and City are looking at him, and he just made the cut for the Euros squad.

Simeone. Don't you read the rumours?

10 here. Born in Kent, no one in Kent to support. Dad worked in London and chose the London team I admired the most. Unfortunately chose Spurs at the time

>10 above 11
getting student discount to southampton games when they weren't in the prem was good times
t. Born in Truro

Is Truro the only city in England to not have a notable football club?

2 should be "you were born in the same city and they are the main rivals of the team your father supports". Guaranteed banter every matchday, only thing you're missing out is going to a game with your father which is why 1 wins.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truro_City_F.C.

Any good parent would disown their son for doing that.

Truro City senpai, never been in the football league though. Definitely not the only city without a football league club, if we're going by the legal definition of city

Just checking for
please ignore

Maybe if they're a retarded ultra or some shit.

Does /hoc/ have a bot or something? I swear they've been getting every noteworthy get.

>tfw no /epl/ get in ages
Fucking hoc autists

WHO ARE WE SIGNING LADS???

whoever plays well at the euros

Gillingham is Kent's one and only team. They're probably doing so shit because of people like you.

I got quints yesterday. Give me a medal now.

What if 10, 11, 12, 50 and 900000000000001 apply?

Get out. GET OUT NOW. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anything after the top 4 should be 9001+

I hate people who do 10 because they always discover they admire the team that wins most often. What's the point in cherry picking a team to support?

There are no Algerians playing for man city

Most people who do 10 end up supporting some Swansea or Southampton tier team that overperformed for a season or two.

The attacking midfielder who scores in a light-speed counterattack in the Euros, to be precise.
If there are several contenders Florentino will opt for the one who is most marketable/handsome/white.

Bullshit, for decades people have been using that excuse for supporting man United.

Nasri

I support Spurs thanks to 10. Hardly any years of glory or success. I've had to wait 25 years for what happened this season

Morata: There are some tempting offers from England, and not only in terms of the contract.

en.as.com/en/2016/05/31/football/1464685023_210637.html

>10. Neither of the above apply but you live in the same country as the team, watched a few seasons of football to determine which team you admire based on the club's identity, style of football, history, etc

This is one of the pleb reasons though

>buy meme attacking midfielder that did well in the last tournament for huge millions
>he is like tenth choice even behind Isco, Jese and Vazquez
>buy new meme attacking midfielder that does well in this tournament for huge millions

At least don't ruin a hard working one like Payet.

>Juan Mata and Daley Blind to be shown the door at Manchester United as Michael Carrick extends his stay

t..thanks mou..

Blind is a quality player, surprised they are getting rid of him

Mata is shit though

>valencia
>12th in liga, with 44 points
>30m anything

They had Gary Neville for 4 months

That right there probably caused a 30m loss.

Blind to Everton with Koeman?

>Koeman
>Everton
What?

Blind and Stones in a partnership could be something.

why are Barca such a disgusting club lads

arsenalreport.com/posts/the-fabregas-transfer-saga-timeline-how-barca-got-what-they-wanted

Please make this happen, LULZ through comedy defending assured.

Koeman is waiting for the Arsenal job

That's not happening anytime soon.

>1. You were born in the same city and your father supports them
my father is more of a rugby man but still supports the local team, is it still ok then?

Why would Koeman leave Southampton for Neverton? Everyone but Lukaku is a downgrade.

Apparently, according to Belgian media, Wenger wants to buy Carrasco, but he wants to stay under Simeone

They won titles in the 80s

If Wenger really wanted Carrasco he could have signed him after the lad knocked arsenal out of the cl, ideally with Chamberlain going the other way

>Belgian Media

decent band name 2bh

should go for Bernardo Silva tbf

>4. Your father supports them
So it's acceptable for an American kid to grow up as a Barca supporter because his dad chose them when Messi went GOAT?

>carrick

rrrrreeee

>Reus out of the Euros

It's literally coming home lads

reus is a shitter and can't finish
this opens up more places in the squad for good players

Man City will never have a better chance to win the Champions League again. This should have been their year.

Yeah your father needs a legit reason otherwise this is perpetual bandwagoning.

i need a band name

cheers cunt

>>Sunderland are ready to make a £10m move for West Ham forward Diafra Sakho

Is he any good? I probably watched like two West Ham games all year and don't remember him.

gf when

He's looked great from what I've seen. Not sure why West Ham would want to sell him though.

>Cant even get a gf in russia

we aren't going to make it bros

Transfer window is not open til June 1st.
Just have faith Vlad.

Next week with immediate loan deal to chad for 6 months

take note Sup Forums
>chat shit get banged up

Man got charged too
How do you want your justice system fám?

>censoring it
LMAO

>tfw poor and no champion's league football
m-maybe I can get a gf on loan

Been happening in this country for years. Free speech is dead.

Who are these "good players" ?

...

What are you lads drinking? Earl Grey tea here

i genuinely laughed out loud at how fucking edgy that is

>gf when
When you make yourself an interesting target and also make the bid.
No decent (or even half-decent) gf are going to join user FC if user FC is a shitter club, with no trophies, no history and no money.
Cheers.

Hot Milo

Zlatan's ego is way too big to join Malmö. Also he wouldn't get paid near enough. Also he hates plastic pitches (like everyone else)

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