Hello darkness, my old friend

Hello darkness, my old friend

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

It's not fair

Meme club

JUST

Has there ever been more of a meme player?

What happened?

Reus got cut from the German squad

Dropped from Euro squad. He's not even injured, what the hell Germany.

he IS injured you moron.

Apparently he is. Something with his pubic bone.

>kick out Reus
>take Podolski

Podolski brings the banter

Reminder that it's Reus birthday today

Well then blame BBC for not mentioning that.

Rolls Reus the crystal choice

>take a proven motherfucking goalscoring GOAT for the NT instead of a memeing piece of shit that has his own name tattooed on himself

fuck off mehmet you smelly cunt

reus injured again, needs title with bvb, hummels gone, gündoshit gone, henrich mickitiyktiarian next season gone, obama wants to go too.

holy shit after a good season with tuchel everyone wants to go, something is horrible wrong.
maybe tuchel isn't as nice as it seems.

>take a proven motherfucking goalscoring GOAT for the NT
Podolski was a proven goalscorer literally 10 years ago. He's scored a total of 5 goals in the last 5 years.

he will start from the scratch, many new talents to come but this means dortmund will probably choke in CL.
after 2-3 years more dortmund could even win the CL just to seel their best players a year later and the same shit begins as ever.

is he injured or what?

sokratis wants to go too.
i fucking love sokratis would miss him.

nah you're probably right. klose was also a proven goal scorer 5 years ago and he is shit now...

i know "germans" can't detect sarcasm so i will just let you know that i am being sarcastic

>sokratis wants to go too.
Atletico wanted him, doesn't mean he wants to go.

I'm a Bayern fan, but damn, even I feel sorry for this guy.

Players like him, Robben or Gündogan could be so much more if their bodies weren't so ridiculously delicate.

No bellarabi
Cunt löw

>maybe tuchel isn't as nice as it seems.

maybe its just the fact that a lot of players are using dortmund as a springboard to the bigger/richer clubs

they had a good season so now they want to cash in their chips. mercenaries and all that hahaha

klose is not shit. best wm scorer of all times

The problem is then that Buyern will just snatch the best players again.

poor mans sterling

Pubalgia is a bitch eh

No it's just that Dortmund don't pay very well and they don't win anything. Everyone knows winning the league is impossible but they still had 2 trophies that they could have won but choked. That's why people don't want stay there. Though it's ironic that a soft cunt like Mkhitaryan who gets the helium tank ready as soon as he misses a good chance now thinks he could make it in the EPL.

First I'll admit I am fairly ignorant concerning football outside of the UK, but I've seen reus play a few times and he was decent and he has a reputation of being a good player - is he actually sincerely loyal to Dortmund? Or does no one want to buy him?

i just wrote that

> just to sel*l their best players a year later and the same shit begins as ever.

yes, tuchel wanted him for dortmund even if he sucked the seasons before, tuchel made him goat, and now he wants to leave ? what a moron. expensive transfer and he just plays 1 year good and leaves fucking cunt.

waiting for bayern la

He scored the GWG against fener in the cup finale a few days ago.

he's loyal

>It's a thread with more german flags than others

France is winning this so easily

not even funny

baka

Reus on suicide watch

german nationalism on the rise lad

prepare the bikes, we're coming over again soon

kanker kanker
käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse käse
Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje Antje

Are you fucking kidding me

I'm more mad about Brandt not being in the squad.

Fuck you Löw!

>France is winning this so easily
>With that defence

Sorry but this thread is for people from countries that are going to the Euro only

I dunno why but every time I see Reus I think to myself he'd look really good in a WW2 Wehrmacht uniform

he was very good in gladbach and his first 2 years in dortmund (he was player of the year 13/14 iirc) but since he injured in last small Test before WC14 hes not the same as before.

he is too nervous.
maybe next time.
i hate mustafi, he sucks on the position he plays for NT, he always sucked when he played for NT, i hate this moron.
also his interview where he said that it is so hard to be a football profi without getting 25 million salary.

Can anyone make a löw / reus shop out of this?

schwitzte hümmen höller gehtze deßztze

> the bad guys won the CL
> Hummels to Bayern
> Reus out of the Euro

I'm actually done with this fucking sport

Then why is this thread full of Syrian refugees

i think that about gomez.

You now realize he played through the DFB Pokal finale with injury and it was still in vain.

Put some effort into it next time.

Iktf
:_:

schwein schwein
moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen moffen
Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz Fritz

Strange how Bellarabi is the only Muslim who got axed ... meanwhile Sane, Rüdiger, Khedira, Özil, Boateng and Can get to stay ... hmmmm

It's another episode of Germans can't into banter.

Mario is less aryan than Reus, also Reus has that perfect Hitlerjugend haircut

as a german i have to say this käskopp is right.
germans really have no humor, or just really few of them.

Why is Can there, anyway? He's not better than the rest of the players Germany has at DM, and he sucks at RB.

that is right, but gomez still looks like a tall ss guy because of his distinctive face.

>Dutch "banter"
Better focus on things you people are more suited to, like failling to qualify for the Euros.

>all this repetitive Sup Forumsb/ tier banter
shame on you

Because Löw will actually play him at RB

better than mustafi.

but i think this time germany will not get far.

haha

and is talking about France

Literally repeated the same joke. Might as well stop trying, Fritz. At least we're still a European country.

>poldi in
>schweini in
>huth not even nominated
>reus out
is löw mentally ill or what?

I know we say this before every tournament, but: might this be the one where we actually don't make the semis?

reus injured.
huth too slow
poldi and schweini muh emotions.

german NT is done.

>le epic Sup Forums is "banter"

Both have different problems. Löw nominated shitty fullbacks, but a Mangala-Koscielny central defence isn't much better.

>tfw wanted to start a friendly german-dutch banter session
>it turned into Sup Forums
where did the funny jokes go? the ones about bikes and nazis

nah, we're good

Why did Yannick Gerhardt refuse Benfica?
ffs

a season later and he's going to Volkswagen
WE need a CM with good technique, strength, and work rate

Gomez is the realization of the wet dreams of Hitler and Franco.

He's the European fascist Aryan prototype.

Nobody cares about the Portugese league. It's almost as irrelevant as the Eredivisie or the Belgian thing they call a football league.

Didn't he have scarlet fever at the time? I don't think he was in any position to be moving anywhere.

Be glad. Joining Wolfsburg shows that he's a soulless mercenary... you wouldn't want one of them in your team anyway.

reus is a little faggot
Mario is hitlers wet dream, only person more aryan is based Manuel

Imagine her as your girlfrind (._.)

I support Sporting but I am still in love

He felt that he was still too inexperienced to move abroad/leave cologne, plus

ikr O_o"!

Aren't Pigstepper, Khedira and Hummels also injured?

And why would you leave Brandt and Bellarabi out but take shitters like Podolski, Gomez and Schürrle with you?

Not true

Same thing happened with Guilavogui last season

You're never too inexperienced to join a top portuguese team, that's what we take care of. But I understand

Maybe you could entertain us with more exciting and fresh jokes about refugees, Wesley? Like how all Germans are now Syrians, I haven't heard that one before. I mean you should have a lot of time on your hands in the coming weeks, it's not like you have to watch your NT at the Euros.

brandt decision was right.
but i would have taken bellearabi for podolski.

no one cares you morons.
this is about the german NT and german bundsliga.

Löw lost the dressing room so he needs some loyalists.
Also #diemannschaft is an advertising project since Bierhoff took over.

HF raus gegen Spanien, wetten?

so cringy.
if other countries call our team Die Mannschaft it is ok but Bierhoff tries too hard to make a meme. what a moron.

So Reus is basically Dortmund's version of Ledley King, right?

I'm crying right now, lads. Royce is my favorite player. Euro 2016 won't be the same without him

Vorrundenaus mit (einen) Punkt

Sadly true. Only reason Schweinsteiger is around... because he's the most recognized German footballer and his name sells the shirts in the US & China.