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unstoppable power of memes edition

>Mfw the memes are bad for once

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GO MEMES

Ayy lmao

>rags

Memes are gay

Did anyone make a Canucks dishwasher? If no I'd like to request one.

T. Jim Benning's trade advisor

T. Cantpucks

which is worse
The Canucks or public bathroom toilet paper

I like a rough paper that really gets the shit out of there

>swede likes to get ass raped
nothing unusual here

Look at a those Swedes :^) oh wait... do my eyes mistake me?? LMAO

enjoy your manly soft perfumed paper with flower pattern on it

Swedes and amerifats aren't durable enough to last

I will. It actually does have flower patterns on it

But Kirkland tp it's godly

If Patty can get in a few cheeky rapes this summer and repeats on his season total he could hit 1300 by the end. Sweden's best hope is Fillip Forsberg on low scoring Nashville LMAO!

>Mfw saad plays 25 years and becomes all time points leader

It's almost like swedish forwards have nowhere near that amount of games played in NHL

Neither does lemieux

Looks like the Finnish were one step ahead of you as per usual. It's your people's fault for being intimidated by the NHL. Scandinavia is a great place but just stop sending us hockey players!

LE FINNISH MEMES

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I have all except Pens

>still this assmad

>all best players in Canadian teams last decade like Sedins, Naslund, Sundin, Alfredsson and Koivu were Swedish of Finnish

And we wonder why none of those teams won cups

>Mikita
>Canadian

Well after Sundin, Alfredsson and Naslund quit they went down the shitter

What the slovak said + the Red Wings, version 2008

Actually after naslund left the Canucks had their best year ever. You probably haven't seen the news yet in your village

If I was a GM I would literally only draft Americans and Canadians.

Yuros only care about regular season and meme tournaments

And who were there to fill up the gap?

>even thinking about drafting Finns swedes Czechs or Russians

More soft swedes that got bullied out of the playoffs

Maybe Linden and Naslund were a liability after all

>this mad at Binland

>canadians getting buttmad and refusing to believe that their cup drought might have something to do with them selves
Not surprised though

>only 2 yuropoor captains have hoisted the cup
Pretty much says it all

>Swedes are butthappy

YES!

Why is he so handsome?

>Mad at dishwashers

Who? We don't like swedes here

>implying
Scoring leaders in the last ten completed playoffs:
Europeans: 5
North Americans: 5

I've heard worse jokes tbf

Kings : overwhelmingly Canadian
Hawks: overwhelmingly Canadian

>We don't like swedes here

>being a swede liker
Leave, faggot meme hater

Every NHL team is overwhelmingly Canadian.

Hmmmm ... really makes you think

Hawks and kings were more Canadian than most when they won

I'm not implying anything. The only Swedish captain to ever hoist a cup was Lidstrom.

Swede's are shit leaders.

The players aren't the whole team though

And only 2 American captains did
Although now we might have the third one

Good point, the coaches and management were Canadian too

I'm not going to try and argue it with you, because I'm sure you're so stuck to that idea that it won't matter what I say. Even though I'm sure you can't back it up.

Then why are canadian teams so shit?
>muh europeans
That is such a fucking weak excuse

The world is crazy, but you can always count on one thing staying the same: shorks gonna shork.

I'm most just trolling you Sweden. I have nothing against swedes

I've been waiting all playoffs long for it to happen too.

It's true though
Most Canadian teams in the last 20 years were lead by yuros who are too soft for the playoffs and don't really care about winning a cup

Sweden is shit

Penguins are almost half American

Heater 06-07 senators even tho they lost
50 in '07

>alfredsson

>Penguins and Shorks have rougly the same amount of Canadian players
Oh well

Nothing wrong with a little trolling every now and then

Sure thing bud

>MEMEING THIS FUCKING HARD

You know I am right, Sven.

Nope, Claude

>Claude
>Swedish
>not black
KEKED

Did you read that as me claiming that my name is Claude?
Is this your first day on Sup Forums?

>being this Swedish
>not being black and named Claude
Cucked hard

Kings best player: Slovenian
Hawks best player: American
Shorks best player: American
Pens best player: American

Bluejackets best player, American

Cool b8 Mongol

Finns need to be b&

Malkin is Jewish.

I mean it's cute that you think this but it's objectively wrong.

Yuros should go back to posting in their own threads tbqh

>You will never fish for pike with bits of finns as bait

>shorks play like shit
>almost win

>pens dominate
>lucky last second goal
Top plen
Sharks sweep in 5 ez

TRUE
NORTH AMERICA ONLY HERE

why bully? what do you get out of it?

Americans really suck at banter

>being this mad at based Finland

>It's an "NA versus EU" episode

They are neither as informed as Europeans, nor as amusing shitposters as Australians, pathetic desu

Why doesn't UK have a decent hockey league? Do people literally care only about futbol?

>being this much of a yuropoor

>Americans suck so much at sports they have to create their own

Why doesn't Slovakia have anything? Are you all obsessed with being poor

We have the EIHL, and it's a good start.
We're also part of the CHL, and >my boys will be in it.

It's the fastest growing sport over here, but nothing will ever dethrone divegrass.
Shame, really. Because divegrass is the drizzling shits.

>tfw we are the best at discus and Shotput
>tfw we are the most civilized

--> >Americans really suck at banter

>65% attendance
lmao

We have one of the best bikers right now and are still among top 10 hokkei teams despite having 1/60th of Burgerland's popuation

>we are the most civilized

I grew up with one of our 2 Olympic shot putters. Cool guy

>Pens don't even come on the ice for the 2nd period
>still win

My coach was an Olympic shot putter he was literally godly