Leave Europe to us

Leave Europe to us

>merge midfield and attack into one category because there's only 1 forward anyway

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>Mario Gomez


Why is Germany so shit at producing strikers?

Because Löw wants to win another title copying Pep's possession football

>Germany
>shit at producing strikers

The top 13 world cup goal scorers have 5 germans, more than any other nation by a considerable margin (Brazil is next with 2).

great let's hope horst hrubesch or gerd müller have time next month

or Thomas Muller who has 10 world cup goals?

Where the fuck's Huth?

>Huth

more like where the fuck is Durm

>reus injured before big tournament
OUR YEAR

how do you pronounce Reus? Like in Rolls Royce? Or like Ray-ooss?

Fucking underage prostitutes in Bangkok

Like Royce

roys
>Leno
what the fuck

Leno is the best german keeper atm silly.

Not so fast

wow, nice squat!

>having attackers
hahahahahaha...hahaha...haha...hah

Why we always in the same group? Why you persecute us?

>Podolski
>our back up at LB is a right footed center back who can't cross or beat a man
Schmelzer and Durm both looked very good lately so why not include one of them and have a 1:1 back up for Hector?
>Podolski
>ter Stegen not sent home after his blunder
>who is even our 1st and 2nd choice RB?
Rüdiger? Can? They both looked shit there in recent games.
>sending Brandt home but keeping Schürrle and Podolski
>no Großkreutz

Because Blitzkrieg.

Hey germans, if Low leaves who would assume for your NT? Heynckes maybe?

>the man shaft

Heynckes is 71 years old and has retired from managing football teams.

Honestly i have no idea who could take over the NT after Löw is gone, a lot of people said Klopp but now he's at Liverpool.

>Ozil

Durm isn't really great going forward at LB, since his left foot is kind of weak. Though Schmelzer really did deserve to go.