My girlfriend and I plan on having 4-5 kids. So far, we came up with four possible names for boys, and four for girls. I'm pretty proud of the list I came up with, check it out and tell me what you think:
if I had to go homo with someone it would be with clint's son. no homo
Justin Howard
>otto pls don't do that to your child
otherwise solid list but why not anna instead of ana?
Joshua Allen
It depends on your last name. Though
>Axel >Otto
are automatically blacklisted. Are you trailer trash?
Joseph Sanders
This. Would not mind sucking on that man's schlong.
Nathaniel Wilson
>otto >axel
Josiah Hall
>Alexander (Not Alex)
People who insist on being referred to by the full version of their first name are literally the worst
Adrian Ross
why are my hands so damned small compared to other guys REEEEEEE
Easton Green
Literally all those names are shit except for MAYBE Emily
Michael Diaz
Stop trying so hard to be German
It's embarrassing
Blake Gray
Chad Brad Max Atlas
Anything that is 1-2 syllables and can't be made into anything crap
Florentine
Can't think of any girl ones, I'd avoid something common though and make it for lads that are drunk hard to remember
Oliver Nelson
>Atlas
No
Colton Garcia
>Atlas >Chad
No, thanks. I don't want to get beat up by my son.
Jackson Wright
>Tfw named Leo >first name - last name combo has an elite ring to it
Thank you based guido Italian heritage
Josiah Cox
>2016 >Anything other than Jamie, Danny or Robert
Jonathan Harris
You know, it's only in America every single name gets made into a nicknames, right?
Nathaniel Parker
Khaleesi
Benjamin Jackson
Eddy Tommo Ricky
That's it
Jeremiah Reed
Why is Otto - a badass Germanic name - white trash?
Landon Reed
Name him Juan Carlos for the sake of diversity and multiculturalism desu
Angel Cox
>atlas
literally lost my shit thanks bro hahahahahahaha
Kevin Cox
But I have German heritage
Does that trigger you, white guilt cuck?
Xavier Morris
>2018
>Not naming him Juan-Muhammad
CISlord
Jaxson Wood
tiny benis :DDD
David Mitchell
José de Jesús Javier Eduardo Gonzalo Martín Antonio Román de todos los Santos Sánchez Espinoza Lerdo de Tejada y León
Austin Wood
Damn Sup Forums is going downhill. Not even closely related to sports.
James Harris
Name him pineapple
Anthony Nelson
Why not just good old white names like John, Peter, Michael, Barry or for girls Elizabeth, Alice, Anna, Eleanor.
Brayden Cook
You obviously weren't here in 2010/11. Sports is why I left
Aiden Ross
My girlfriend isn't white
2010-2012 was the golden age of Sup Forums
Remember that Sup Forumsartan on Big Brother, during night time Sup Forums during the Olympics?
Landon Lee
No, he's right. I knew an Alexander, who we always called Alex. Though I think that was just so we didn't call him Junior.
Easton Thomas
>dat twink body
Post boipucci
Carter Martin
name it pussy ass bitch so he can be like his father
Lincoln Jackson
Then name him Genetic Dud and proceed to kill yourself
Julian Clark
Oh no not your disgusting half breed girlfriend again
Luke Miller
>muh heritage
You're an American. Just go with normal Anglicized Biblical names like John and Mary
Landon White
>gf isn't white so we can't go with normal white people names >so we're going with every stereotypical German name we can think of besides Hans and Adolf
Kayden Young
>Axel >Otto Valerie needs to be on there And Cecelia
Jaxson Hill
>boys Oskar Joseph Heinrich Reinhard
>girls Maria Ilse Herta Wanda
Liam Howard
call it a manly name
jack, clint, hank, tom, something like that. every kid wants a strong name when theyre old. you dont wanna grow up being a tucker or a tyler or a kyle