Olympic hype time

What should we look for this summer in Rio?

Other than Zika paranoia and kidnappings of fans.

it's winter

Flying bullets.

So manlets wear yelllow?

Brazil will win soccer gold.

Fucking confused.
Is this correct?
Or is the yellow the women's uniform modeled by roided up chicks?

>the ones in front are women
holy kek

no
I hope Mexico cucks them in the final again just so Brazil never EVER hosts another tournament for the next 200 years, the shame would be too great.

Rowing, the purest sport

Do you mean "whitest"?

>tfw canada use to be a rowing powerhouse
>tfw pretty much all the spots they qualified for were in the last chance qualifiers
>tfw pretty much irrelevant now

Not even in the fucking 8 man event

Fucking embarrassing

Phelps will win two golds. NBC helps him out with a master training schedule.

we will win no gold medals, haven't done that since 1984.

Nigeria will win gold in the football

How many more years will China get away with doping?

>What should we look for this summer in Rio?
murder
rape
zika
aids
theft
kidnapping
drugs

You forgot prostitution. There will absolutely be a prostitution scandal, because organized crime there can blackmail anyone, including secret service members.

why are these olympics even happening? Is it not a major health concern? Let alone the shit infrastructure and corruption.

CHI

What will it take for the Olympics in Rio to be cancelled/postponed? If Zika isn't budging the IOC to act, I don't know what will. Many big name athletes are already dropping out and waiting for another chance in 2020 in based Tokyo.

>Chinese "women"

H&M designed the swede uniforms.....including sassy medal count shirt.

Also
>yfw that chocolate princess is Swedish

We can expect a whole lot of no fucks given.

The Olympics are cancerous and are just different versions of nigs running and jumping.

Sweden is going to be making a lot of noise in track & field now they got some athletes from Africa.

The only way olympics would ever get cancelled or moved on short notice is if sponsors or broadcasters pulled out en masse. Neither will do so,

I don't think that black woman made the team. Perhaps someone can prove me wrong though

Do countries take olympic football seriously or any other team sport that already has an international competition like the world cup?

It's not serious, but adds to the countries medal count.

Vacations.
Seriously, my college will be home to one of the events

>Sweden
>Only white guy is a cribble
>Only healthy male looks like a rapist
>Black and or brown women outnumber blonde hair blue eyes white girls two to one
This is the future you chose europe