Italy official EURO lineup

who /groupexit/ here?
i'm not even mad at Conte, i'm just sad

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>4 defenders

>mfw due due, 2

what happened to that young Milan keeper with a big name?

fullbacks are included in "esterni", but since Conte might go for 3-5-2, yeah, it's pretty nonsensical

you don't have your fucbuddy Denmark this time to conjure with
Ireland are catholic bros
Memelgium is neutral
your rigging will not save you this time

Our team might suck but yours is a joke as well. We might even beat you.

>Motta n.10

>mfw we beat your u21 by triggering the hotheads so they got red cards

>ogbonna
>sturaro
>eder
>immobile

agreed desu
losing our starting midfield to injuries was the last blow to this already shit sqaud

where is totti lads?

I'm Polish, how's our chances lads?

why does Conte hate Insigne?
is he racist towards napolecani?

Conte took that triggered hothead (Sturaro).

Conte took literally every Italian at Juventus except Simone Padoin, plus his ex-players Giaccherini and Ogbonna. He's a fucking loser, can't wait to see him fired from Chelsea by Christmas.

>Dat strong and experienced italian back line

>motta
>sturaro
>no jack

At least there is no Mortolivo

Is there a particular reason as to why this fag hasn't chosen Pavoletti, Jorginho or Bonaventura?

Where is icardi?

He's Argentine.

Died in a car crash

Conte thought Donnarumma is probably still not ready for a big stage like the Euros (remember he's only 17, and even Buffon had to play two and 1/2 seasons with Parma and wait until 19 to be consistently called up)

"according to italians, there are three jobs everyone can do: the journalist, the politician and the NT coach"

so, armchair managers, post your team

Zenga said that Gonde didn't pick Jorginho and Jack for tactical reasons, he wants an interditore rather than a regista. He's gonna trust Capitan Futuro and Motta for playmaking.
Pavoletti was never even considered, muh gruppo.

>so, armchair managers, post your team
Here. I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting someone tho.

>Darmian

Is he really Italys best FB?

>Giorgino

Same role as Sturaro but 15 kg lighter, not the best pick if you want to withstand the horrors of the European elite. And, Sturaro has got valuable UCL experience against two of the three strongest teams on earth today, he did very well both against RMA and BMU. Also, this

we don't have one single midfielder who can pass the ball around calmly, De Rossi and to a lesser extent Motta have a decent passing range, but they lose a lot of balls
with such a slow defence, we're bound to get exposed

>no balotelli

This pleases me greatly.
Fuck that """""italian""""" nigger, he got what he deserved.
Good to see his career is officially over.

where's balotelli?

No Totti, no party.

He's finished.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MOMMA WHERESA DA PARMESAN CHEESEA FOR DA A MEATABALLS AND GABAGOOL EH? UNCLE TONY BEEN A BREAKIN A MAH BALLSA

Is Verratti permaded?

>eder is unironically better than Totti in any way

Kys Conte

Totti is only good for like 20 maybe 30minutes a game

Make that 15-20.

No, only until september.

That's totally true, yet he still would be a better choice than Eder as 3-5-2 second striker. But then again, Gabbiadini would be better than both, yet he wasn't even considered.

>down 1 goal, 80'
>Conte looks to bench for an answer
>sees eder, but no Totti
>loses match

Good thing you have those 9 bench spots filled by guys like Eder.

>. He's gonna trust Capitan Futuro and Motta for playmaking.
ayy lmao we're gonna play like fucking Carpi

We're taking Guðjohnsen despite him only being able to play 30 min max, and probably only in 2 of the 3 group games

>No Bonaventura

You haven't a chance.

>Conte looks to bench for an answer
>sees eder
TOP KEK, Eder is gonna start unless broken, he's literally the only ss on the team (well not counting Insigne, who's not a natural ss and Gonde hates him anyway).

>ayy lmao we're gonna play like fucking Carpi
Have you seen the game sunday? Fucking Candreva was literally the only source of plays. We're fucked.

>no based bonaventura
>fucking de sciglio
if you're gonna pick a milan player at least pick the good one gonde

De Sciglio may have been the 3rd best fullback on Milan this year after Antonelli and Abate.

Still wish Gio was given a chance.

antonelli is based as fuck, I have no idea why that retard picked de sciglio ahead of him

>No Vasquez
>No Vivani
>No Berdai

Why?

Isn't he ded?

well technically he should be back by now but yeah you're right, I forgot about that. I still don't know why he would pick de sciglio though

>we're about to see a midfield composed by Giaccherini-Motta-Sturaro-Parolo
>they're playing for a 4 times World Champions nation

JUST

>mfw this is the wrost national soccer team in our history

ok im taking bets now, who believe we are gonna make ever worst of 2014?

it could be worse, you could be Brazil

No Giovinco even this time

2010?

i think 2014 was even worst

>shitaly
>memegium
>swedshit
>worst ireland
>implying group of death

2010 was pretty fucking bad, especially because Lippi decided to leave Cassano, Miccoli and Rossi at home for Iaquinta; as well as holding onto Camoranesi, Zambrotta, etc....then consider Pirlo and Buffon only ended up playing 45 minutes each and you have the worst Italy ever.

Really? You remember how bad that group was? New Zealand literally threw on a banker at the end

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_FIFA_World_Cup_Group_F

I think we'll finish 4th 2bh

at least we're not going to Russia in 2018

It's a group of death because they're all equally shit desu senpai.

That was only Lippi fault, that team was worth at least the in the best 10 teams of the cup

i remember that, for sure i remember that, but this choice of players..i can't even

i can't blame Conte, italians player now are utter shit, but Lippi fucked up everything he can on that cup

>No Del Piero

smdh

SO MAYBE WE HAVE A CHANCE! YES!

What's the pic from?

batman 23.1 the joker

e impara a mangiare da solo, fava

Grazie vecchio.
E comunque ho provato a googlare l'immagine, ma mi dava come risultato una roba completamente diversa.

Only reason to watch this Italy team:

youtube.com/watch?v=PEfQvvGR030

>not just throwing out some meme team because fuck it
>not rolling with the 2-7-1
>implying this line-up would do worse than any other

JUST do it Conte.

>worst ireland
they're in group c

pretty good desu

>meme your way to 4th best 3rd
>beat some shit tier surprise teams in the RO16 and QF
>beat Germany in the semis

>finish it all up by beating Englel in penalties

>england
>reaching the final

You deem THAT the unlikeliest part of this?

>italians are as pessimistic about their national team as the english are
it's shit isn't it

...

>Finished top of their group
>Can actually beat Belarus

lel

nope, but that seems too much

>tfw this was 10 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=H2mMznHciZc

I want to go back

The unlikeliest part is Italy beating anyone in the RO16.
Follow beating anyone in the QF, qualifying past the groups, beating Englel in penalties.
The most likely part is beating Germany as soon as UEFA declares the match "official".

...

italian cheaters

I actually have seen a lot of hopeful brits, whereas you'll not find a single hopeful italian, so we're in fact much more pessimistic about our chances.

>still mad

if you mean on here, it's other uk countries memeing
in reality few people are optimistic at all

Poles possibly have the best striker in the tournament. Not a bad supporting cast as well desu senpai

>no Belotti
>no Pavoletti
explain yourselves

>explain yourselves
Gonde

stay mad Mohammed

>Eder
>Immobile
>Giaccherini
>Sturaro
>Motta with the 10
>no Bonaventura
>no Jorginho aka the only playmaker we have
>no Berardi, Belotti, Gabbiadini or Pavoletti
fuck you too Gonde

reminder that video arbitration was used for the first and only time in the history of football

Is Gonde going to ask Roman to buy Giaccherini?
Does Conte only watch Juve games and that's why he doesnt know any player that doesnt play for them?

Something something Giovinco is world class something fight and win something MLS is a league on the 45 degree upward trajectory something my wife's partner loves the Red Bulls of New Jersey!

>Giovinco is world class

despite this is ironic, people actually believe this

Where's Marchisio

>germany

everytime, please don't even enter in this kind of thread, you know you can only feel pain in the ass

I love how Italians look at football. 4 parts of a team, not only 3 as everyone else. So simple, such a difference.

Aww hell nawww, Conte has a hair transplant?!

heavy broken

sorry, i didn't get it what do you mean, no homo