Be me

>be me
>be 2016
>manager of england
>buy into /havingaparty/
>get on the easyjet to france
>knocked out in the group stages
>0 goals scored

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>no Drinky 60yd hoofballs to Vardy

kys Woy

>prepare for world cup 2018

>buy into rashford
>lose to haiti
>don't qualify

You missed

>get given new contract until the next euros since I'm building a project

Diamonds man
2 box to box CMs who have no fitness dude
Vardy on the wing even though the formation doesn't allow it
Stone first team CB

>Stone first team CB

Anything is better than Jagielka

Why would England be playing Haiti in the qualifiers?

first midget tier country that came to mind and couldn't be fucked to look up who england are playing t b h

let's pretend i said lithuania

Wales

Leaked formation.

GK: Sturridge
Diet, Cahill, Stones
Kane
Milner, Henderson, Wilshire
WR: Vardy, ST: Rooney, WL: Rashford

woy gonna fuck it up im pretty sure

Are you high?

heaton
dier-cahill-clyne
sterling-milner-wilshere
rashford-vardy-kane
rooney

It's coming home lads

didn't vardy score in every single game he has played for the NT?

No, just the last three he played I think

Why are there Everton players in the team wtf

> Vardy not up top to drop in behind

What's the fucking point then? Have the Mouth Breathing Mong or Beer Gut Donkey lounge about trying to chase the through balls...

oh wait no. The only fucking bloke who can do that was FUCKING DROPPED FOR HENDERSON AND WILSHIRE FFS ROY YOU FUCKING CLOWN

>Barkley

He's slipped under the radar of this squad hate

He's fucking shite

>Ali and Wilshere don't make through balls

>only Danny Drinkwater, in the history of the game, has done that

>plays a diamond
>only one defensive midfielder

Noble in?

Woah yes, I want, love

>milner is no.4
>get fucked dier, you're just backup cb

>Drinkwater been playing godtier in EPL
>Great link up with Vardy for fast contraballs

>Woy selects all three walking hospitals, Wilshere, Sturridge and Henderson

Why does England always want to die

RASHFORD AS THIRD STRIKER

Drinkwater plays well in Leicster's counter-attacking system but he can't maintain possession at all. Leicster have one of the worst rates of possession in the prem and it shows when he's payed for England.

Actually loathe how weak this man is as a manager

>tfw no Drinkwater-Alli-Dier to protect early leads and close out games

ffs woy

Fuck off Roy, you should have picked him.

DRinkwater doesn't need to start for England. We have 1 legit dm in dier and an abysmal defence. If something happens to Dier we're fucked. We could have easily sacrificed Rashford or Barkley to add a little more balance to the squad.

>england playing possession memeball

wew

I agree with you there, I do think Drinkwater should be on the plane but I think he definitely shouldn't have been starting. I also agree with Rashford and Barkley, I really don't know when Woy is expecting to ever play Rashford in the tournament and whilst I don't watch Everton I get the impression that he's been kind of shit and turning into wasted potential. Would probably swap them out for another CB and a DM.

>no Vardy
>Wilshere

At least there's no rppmey

Possession football doesn't work. It's an old meme that's been exposed. Lestah, Real, atleti all excel playing against it.

Vardy should be brought on late game against tired legs. For most of the game Kane or Sturridge are better.

I think Roy knows what's best for England
Solid 4-4-2
Hoof it up front
None of this fancy foreign nonsense.

I'm not saying England should play possession football, I'm just saying that Hodgson's England don't. He plays a mind-numbing slow game and in that system Drinkwater is pretty useless. If Ranieri was manager, sure- take Drinkwater, but he's not.

I'd say Sturridge is the guy to bring on. I want to see us attack with Kane, Vardy and probably Sterling (even though he has gone backwards since Liverpool) starting - at least that way we may be interesting and unpredictable.

We've got to get behind the manager. No point in fighting anymore #WOYIN. I think we can get a comfortable fourth in our group.

I honestly think Woy is one of the worst managers in high-level international football and the fact that he is the highest-payed manger in the Euros is a disgrace. I'd honestly prefer Pardew or Big Sam to him.

Agreed

>Pardew
>Big Sam

These men have never accomplished anything and play shit football. There's no good English coaches atm.

Bog Sim just needs to be convinced it's a relegation scrap and you'll see us get over the line every time

>Woy
Post yfw this, unironically, is the starting 11 for every group stage match. >Implying they get out of the groups.

>us

it's #WOYKNOWSBEST

>living your whole life without being able to pronounce your own name correctly

>Shitting on Big Sam
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